Jingle Bell Foxxi
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Wear SPF every day and grant me the serenity to accept the vibes that aren’t rootin’ tootin’.
In the near future we’ll just see Johnson sitting on Trump’s leg like a ventriloquist dummy
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In the near future we’ll just see Johnson sitting on Trump’s leg like a ventriloquist dummy
I actually like “Wonderful Christmastime”
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I actually like “Wonderful Christmastime”
They’re going to gradually turn this dude into a French pastry
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They’re going to gradually turn this dude into a French pastry
“Racing in the Street” is NOT advised in this snow storm so just stay home and listen to the song instead youtu.be/cm9UuM3UXdc?...
Racing in the Street
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen - Topic
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“Racing in the Street” is NOT advised in this snow storm so just stay home and listen to the song instead youtu.be/cm9UuM3UXdc?...
-Potatoes look dry
-Green beans and… baby carrots have not a fleck of seasoning
- Does that dressing have craisins in it?
- croissants out of a tin
- Turkey looking drier than the Sahara
- the Mac and cheese has no fucking cheese
-Green beans and… baby carrots have not a fleck of seasoning
- Does that dressing have craisins in it?
- croissants out of a tin
- Turkey looking drier than the Sahara
- the Mac and cheese has no fucking cheese
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
-Potatoes look dry
-Green beans and… baby carrots have not a fleck of seasoning
- Does that dressing have craisins in it?
- croissants out of a tin
- Turkey looking drier than the Sahara
- the Mac and cheese has no fucking cheese
-Green beans and… baby carrots have not a fleck of seasoning
- Does that dressing have craisins in it?
- croissants out of a tin
- Turkey looking drier than the Sahara
- the Mac and cheese has no fucking cheese
Glinda: Thanks for dropping that bitch from the East. Now her sister hates you plus I gave you her shoes. Just head off on these bricks to find the wizard. Good luck!
Dorothy: 😦
Dorothy: 😦
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Glinda: Thanks for dropping that bitch from the East. Now her sister hates you plus I gave you her shoes. Just head off on these bricks to find the wizard. Good luck!
Dorothy: 😦
Dorothy: 😦
It’s been snowing since 5am and it won’t stop until 2am tomorrow. 😩
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s been snowing since 5am and it won’t stop until 2am tomorrow. 😩
“Sir, please remove your bare feet from my armrests.”
“Haha fuck off I do what I want!”
“That’s it, I’m calling the Pope over here!”
“Haha fuck off I do what I want!”
“That’s it, I’m calling the Pope over here!”
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“Sir, please remove your bare feet from my armrests.”
“Haha fuck off I do what I want!”
“That’s it, I’m calling the Pope over here!”
“Haha fuck off I do what I want!”
“That’s it, I’m calling the Pope over here!”
KID2 got some pizza sauce on her forehead and it looks like a bindi so now I have to cancel her for being culturally insensitive.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
KID2 got some pizza sauce on her forehead and it looks like a bindi so now I have to cancel her for being culturally insensitive.
Zay Flowers got me -0.40 pts yesterday. Did he fucking run backwards?
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Zay Flowers got me -0.40 pts yesterday. Did he fucking run backwards?
A rare banger from the Babylon Bee
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A rare banger from the Babylon Bee
I just went to a grocery store on Black Friday and also the day before a snowstorm that no one is sure how bad will be.
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot while holding a microphone .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot while holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I just went to a grocery store on Black Friday and also the day before a snowstorm that no one is sure how bad will be.
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
Jesus Christ, every day it’s something fucking stupid with this mother fucker
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jesus Christ, every day it’s something fucking stupid with this mother fucker
He’s apparently homeless in Cyprus. Don’t stop until he’s living in a box under the bridge
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He’s apparently homeless in Cyprus. Don’t stop until he’s living in a box under the bridge
Boomers: Kids don’t play outside anymore!
Boomers when kids are playing outside:
Boomers when kids are playing outside:
a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Boomers: Kids don’t play outside anymore!
Boomers when kids are playing outside:
Boomers when kids are playing outside:
Trump called a reporter “piggy” and it got so much attention that he decided to do it again like the giant toddler that he is
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump called a reporter “piggy” and it got so much attention that he decided to do it again like the giant toddler that he is
Pinterest is so overrun with AI images, it's impossible to use. Just look up "manicure ideas" and see:
1. Perfectly smooth hands/cuticles
2. Nail designs that could not be recreated IRL
3. Hands with random fingers - by far the most disturbing
1. Perfectly smooth hands/cuticles
2. Nail designs that could not be recreated IRL
3. Hands with random fingers - by far the most disturbing
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Pinterest is so overrun with AI images, it's impossible to use. Just look up "manicure ideas" and see:
1. Perfectly smooth hands/cuticles
2. Nail designs that could not be recreated IRL
3. Hands with random fingers - by far the most disturbing
1. Perfectly smooth hands/cuticles
2. Nail designs that could not be recreated IRL
3. Hands with random fingers - by far the most disturbing
Reposted by Jingle Bell Foxxi
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
This is the first time I’ve ever been impressed with a Cybertruck
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever been impressed with a Cybertruck
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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The Trump administration is ordering the State Department to label countries with abortion access, LGBTQ+ protections, DEI policies, and even hate-speech safeguards as human rights violators.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The Trump administration is ordering the State Department to label countries with abortion access, LGBTQ+ protections, DEI policies, and even hate-speech safeguards as human rights violators.
My governor is so fucking cool
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My governor is so fucking cool
Homemade pizza dough is my arch nemesis
skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood .
ALT: skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Homemade pizza dough is my arch nemesis
Omg. 50mg give me the spins. 🫣
do not take a 100mg edible. that is too much weed. i do not recommend that much weed.
i can't tell if i'm hungry or if i'm still high
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Omg. 50mg give me the spins. 🫣