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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 3h

Ok nevermind lol

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 3h

What if it’s Javy Baez? What if he’s the chosen one to walk off?

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 3h

Whoever wins tonight has to play the well rested Blue Jays tomorrow. Oof.

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 3h

They should reopen the concession stands tbh

Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 3h

Will they do a 14th inning stretch

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 4h

Hold on - DILLON DINGLER?! That sounds so made up!

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 4h

This Tigers - Mariners game is wild.

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 10h

This gaudy ass administration

Carrie ❤️‍🔥 @bellatrixcrawley.bsky.social · 10h

Why

onestpress 22h
Press pool: "On Trump's desk in the Oval Office today was a plan for a triumphal arch on the other side of the river from the Lincoln Memorial"

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 15h

If you want to listen to “Don’t Speak” without giving them the streams, may I suggest unproblematic Canadian pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen’s cover? youtu.be/hXVTRnn5RJY?...

Carly Rae Jepsen - Don't Speak (Recorded at Spotify Studios NYC)

YouTube video by Carly Rae Nation

youtu.be

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 15h

No Doubt is doing a residency at The Sphere. But it’s disappointing that Gwen is MAGA now.

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Michael Busch! My dude is on fire!

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Ian Happ just disrespected that ball!

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Finalky, some CRJ stans on this website

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 5d

In the past I’ve spent a lot of mental energy comparing Carly Rae Jepsen & Swift and that was goofy but the line (& delivery of)

“who gave you eyes like that /
said you could keep them?”

alone puts Carly in a league all her own.

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

My SIL works at the local cancer center. Recently she told us about a wheelchair bound patient who wore his MAGA hat to treatments. On his last day, he told the Hispanic med asst that he hopes she and others like her get deported. I asked my SIL if they discharged him like this:

a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .

ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .

media.tenor.com

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Local Lebanese restaurant has cheese curds now. This is the food diversity Trump et al want to take from us.

Picture of a menu with Halloumi and white cheddar cheese curds. Traditional hummus. A chicken shawarma wrap and Lebanese fish tacos.

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Well now everyone wants to know what those unverified claims are!

Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 1d

In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.

Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Sir, you are entirely too close rn

A Boston terrier pup standing on a woman’s lap. His face is very close to the camera

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

THEY MUST BE FED THE PLAYER WITH THE LOWEST BATTING AVERAGE

Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 1d

The Galapagos Gang is already on it

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Not a bad idea to listen to Bruce Springsteen’s The River album this morning

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

Baseball would be more fun if we let the mascots eat someone on the opposing team once in awhile

Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 1d

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even know how many versions of this album she’s put out already but this one has VOICE MEMOS?!?!

Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot from Taylor Swift’s Instagram story advertising yet another variation of The Life of a Showgirl available for only 24 hours. This version has acoustic versions of three of the song and voice memos.

Christopher Moltisanti saying “Jesus is this fucking necessary?”

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 2d

Me and the kids are watching Dance Moms from the beginning (don’t ask). I never watched it when it was on. Why is Cathy so fucking annoying?

a woman wearing a red shirt and black necklace

ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and black necklace

media.tenor.com

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 2d

The good thing about the Cubs winning tonight is that we’ll get 1-2 more highly stressful games!

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god that was the most stressful/important pitch of the game

a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .

ALT: a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .

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Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 2d

Mr Foxxi has the Cubs on TV but is playing the Pat Hughes feed on his phone because he got tired of how much the TNT announcers simp for the Brewers

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