Fraggle Shock
@fraggleshock.bsky.social
Writer, tea drinker, toku fan, dog lover. So very woke.
Benjamin Netanyahu won Eurovision.
Donald Trump won the FIFA peace prize.
Guess all we need now is for Nigel Farage to win Strictly.
Donald Trump won the FIFA peace prize.
Guess all we need now is for Nigel Farage to win Strictly.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu won Eurovision.
Donald Trump won the FIFA peace prize.
Guess all we need now is for Nigel Farage to win Strictly.
Donald Trump won the FIFA peace prize.
Guess all we need now is for Nigel Farage to win Strictly.
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So, yesterday Eurovision made a decision to swap Spain, Ireland, Netherlands and Slovenia (and possibly Iceland and Belgium too) for one (1) Israel.
This begs the question, what next? I presume the EBU are hoping that they've taken a hit but now they can stem the bleeding. But can they?
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This begs the question, what next? I presume the EBU are hoping that they've taken a hit but now they can stem the bleeding. But can they?
🧵
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
So, yesterday Eurovision made a decision to swap Spain, Ireland, Netherlands and Slovenia (and possibly Iceland and Belgium too) for one (1) Israel.
This begs the question, what next? I presume the EBU are hoping that they've taken a hit but now they can stem the bleeding. But can they?
🧵
This begs the question, what next? I presume the EBU are hoping that they've taken a hit but now they can stem the bleeding. But can they?
🧵
Fuck the EBU, and fuck any country that doesn't have the moral spine to withdraw. Enjoy Tel Aviv 2026, arseholes. #Eurovision
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck the EBU, and fuck any country that doesn't have the moral spine to withdraw. Enjoy Tel Aviv 2026, arseholes. #Eurovision
Well, guess I'm done with #Eurovision then. Thanks hate for destroying another love.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Well, guess I'm done with #Eurovision then. Thanks hate for destroying another love.
So we're making prequels of prequels now?
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So we're making prequels of prequels now?
EastEnders writers as Balvinder gets yet another week off work. #StrictlyComeDancing #SCD
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
EastEnders writers as Balvinder gets yet another week off work. #StrictlyComeDancing #SCD
Tucker Carlson, Nigel Farage, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon... for some reason the right-wing love to refer to England as a defeated country.
Tucker Carlson is a rightwing conspiracy theorist and Putin apologist who was sacked by FOX.... yes FOX
BUT The Spectator is happy to pay him to talk down our capital city... despite it thriving and crime falling.
Whose side are you on Mr Gove?
BUT The Spectator is happy to pay him to talk down our capital city... despite it thriving and crime falling.
Whose side are you on Mr Gove?
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Tucker Carlson, Nigel Farage, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon... for some reason the right-wing love to refer to England as a defeated country.
According to the Daily Star, Wayne Rooney got a vasectomy because he can't stand Mr Tumble.
At least, that's what he's told Colleen.
At least, that's what he's told Colleen.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
According to the Daily Star, Wayne Rooney got a vasectomy because he can't stand Mr Tumble.
At least, that's what he's told Colleen.
At least, that's what he's told Colleen.
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This might be my favourite #OnlyConnect question ever.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This might be my favourite #OnlyConnect question ever.
If I ever did Taskmaster I would absolutely wear the elven hat for the live tasks.
And here's your classic game recreations courtesy of Ariadne, Asha, Ewan and Mark, who's your winner? 👾
#KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster
#KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If I ever did Taskmaster I would absolutely wear the elven hat for the live tasks.
I think it's law now that whenever you do a Byker Grove retrospective, you absolutely must:
- Mention Ant and Dec
- Show the "he cannae see, man" clip
- Get Spuggie in for an interview
- Mention Ant and Dec
- Show the "he cannae see, man" clip
- Get Spuggie in for an interview
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I think it's law now that whenever you do a Byker Grove retrospective, you absolutely must:
- Mention Ant and Dec
- Show the "he cannae see, man" clip
- Get Spuggie in for an interview
- Mention Ant and Dec
- Show the "he cannae see, man" clip
- Get Spuggie in for an interview
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
Happy Mariah Carey Defrosting Day!
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Happy Mariah Carey Defrosting Day!
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tomorrow's Daily Star is throwing Rylan's name in the ring to become one of the new Strictly hosts, and I swear if that does happen I'll probably have to stop watching.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tomorrow's Daily Star is throwing Rylan's name in the ring to become one of the new Strictly hosts, and I swear if that does happen I'll probably have to stop watching.
Current nightmare scenario.
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Current nightmare scenario.
Excuse me while I find my tiny violin.
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Excuse me while I find my tiny violin.
As it would have been her 100th birthday today, I'd like to take the opportunity to say Fuck Margaret Thatcher. She was a hateful old harridan who only looked out for the rich and I'm glad she's dead.
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As it would have been her 100th birthday today, I'd like to take the opportunity to say Fuck Margaret Thatcher. She was a hateful old harridan who only looked out for the rich and I'm glad she's dead.
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October 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM