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FrightBoyAMY👻

@fratboyamy.bsky.social

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This is the office of my White Trash Meatball Fight Club. Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · Apr 30

Strawberry Shortcake
"Hanging on by a fucking thread"

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 3h

Channeling my inner Skip, the online racoon.
@badposter.lol

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 4h

on tha turntabbil
Dj Gonzo in tha mix

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 4h

on tha turntabbil
Dj Gonzo in tha mix

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 4h

I think it's a sign that I can trust him

It's like my other ride or dies have transferred their blessing

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 4h

He just called me by my first and middle name
Only my bestest childhood friends call me by that
What the fuck just happened here

He's as freaked out as I am

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 4h

He just called me by my first and middle name
Only my bestest childhood friends call me by that
What the fuck just happened here

He's as freaked out as I am

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 5h

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 6h

Flame....
Reciprocate the same....

And go

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 6h

The older I get, the funnier Seinfeld gets

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 6h

One bad meatloaf, and shit just goes down hill from there.

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 8h

I love neon oil pastels

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 8h

But the corner hangs down like this
It's all part of my White Trash aesthetic

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 9h

Ah yes.
Let me share a photo of the rudimentary coloring book page on the inside of my bathroom door.

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 9h

It's a damn good book!
The Bruce shines through in the dialogue.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Need a terrifying, sexy, thrilling read for spooky season? Just in time for Halloween... It's... my book! Hit the link in my bio, check out Why the Willow Weeps. You'll love it. Trust me.

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 9h

"I used to fuck this girl who's dad was an Elvis impersonater. He had to ride around town on his 10 speed because he had drunk driving tickets. And then he jumped out of a plane with a bunch of other Elvis'."
#ishityounotatthefratflat

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 13h

Me: I'm not getting out of bed until I get XYZ

Him: Oh, so your beached?

Me: Yes. I'm a sad whale.

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 14h

It's payday Friday.
Does anyone actually have money for groceries?
It's a luxury.

FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sorry. I meant citizens of the US.
They brainwash us here to understand that we are the only America.

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FrightBoyAMY👻 @fratboyamy.bsky.social · 18h

Dear Sir,
I was playing the game, "Find That Smell".
I encountered men's underpants.
I'm confident that these droors belong to you.
It is also with great confidence I can report that these knickers are not the known source of the noxious odor.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. AJO