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YOamyjo🍓
@fratboyamy.bsky.social
This is the office of my
White Trash Meatball Fight Club.
Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA

CashApp: $yoamyjo25
(the human fund)
Pinned
"You will be visited by three spirits"

The spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
My mom stopped by earlier today to drop off leftovers and mail.
I didn't have my left hand in my sleeve.
Not good.
I've been hiding my awful DIY tattoos from her since February.
💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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being midwestern (drinking and prepping a casserole)
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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A man in France is accused of drugging more than 200 women at a job interview.

He gave them a drug to make them need to urinate, and then made sure they didn’t have access to a toilet.

Many had to urinate in public or have accidents.

This is why we choose the bear.
‘I didn’t even know this type of attack existed’: more than 200 women allege drugging by senior French civil servant
In a case echoing the Pelicot trial, dozens of women allege they were given hot drinks mixed with a diuretic to make them urinate. Three of them speak out here
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Last minute turkey day shopping and I saw this...

Like where do the flaps go?! 🤣

Hope you got chapstick for your lips cuz..

#FlapsInTheWind
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Skip, the Online Raccoon
@badposter.lol
AND
Boof Macaroni
@punishedsiltyloam.bsky.social

***Guess who I saw!***
JANE the CHICKENHEAD radio host
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Welp! I guess I will just sit here and shit for awhile.
Ignore that wannabe shit-talking narcissist on my couch.
I dunked on his ass hard.
Don't fuck with the Amy Jo.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Who be yappin' bout beef between East and West coast
JANE the CHICKENHEAD radio host
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
JANE the CHICKENHEAD radio host
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
istf

i swear to fuck

put that on my tombstone 🪦
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Until you can comprehend ALL of my autoimmune conditions and their meds and side effects, back the fuck up off me.
I'm gonna make a flowchart to carry around with me to explain it.
And flash cards to hand out.
I had a job.
And a life.
And a body capable of the sex.

I wasn't always this way.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This dork just made the most unhinged little food morsel...and made one for me.
Unexpected kind gesture.
Even tho it's my food. 🤭
A jalapeno popper, generously doused in parmesan cheese, topped with chunky vegetable marinara sauce, in a street taco flour tortilla.
Delicious 😋
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He's gonna get fired from eBay.
Again.
🤭
istf
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'ma unalive this dude.
istf
Is "istf" a thing?
I swear to feck!
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There is a pie incident happening at the frat flat.
Oh jeez.
It's a doozy of a situation.
I fuct up a frozen pie 🤦🏼
Neighbor Guy thinks he knows science 🙄
Good lort!
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Help me help me" 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yes yes.
Happy Friday to you too!

(I'm gonna be locked up in one way or another, all before noon)
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
Hey baby
Wanna go makeout under the bleachers?

Haha. You and I both know we'd be behind the tool shed.

Oh shit, man.
It's gonna be a long day.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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the agility of the NFL big man has rarely been o\j7y display quite like this 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Uh oh kids.
Neighbor Guy looks hot today.
He's rocking Adidas- jacket and joggers, different but cohesive colors, and got a haircut.
I'm a sucker for an Adidas track suit.
These clothes were gifted to him.
He has no taste, and never would have chosen the garments otherwise.
But he's still a dumbass.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dude, I can't help the fact that you eat 3 lbs of onions a week.
And leave a majority of the peels outside the trash can perimeter.
This is anarchy.
You freak.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No
My pants are not on fire
But my face is
I tried using a blade of some sort.
It's for peach fuzz and eyebrows
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That broken molar smells like a septic tank.
Hope my brain doesn't get septic, waiting for dental care.

Are we great yet, 'Merikkka?
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The real face of your typical online troll. No need to get mad at Tucker from Tulsa Oklahoma, it’s just Vladimir from Moscow or Ming from Shanghai nagging you.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM