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i just realized i never actually mentioned that i do commissions! these 2 prices are for single characters, w/ additional characters being +40$ for each. if you'd like to join the queue, feel free to message me privately here or, if you're an exhibitionist, out in the open down below ✨
i got ragebaited by an actual undergraduate astrophysicist on tiktok who said that 2+2 can equal 0 because if you walk 2 feet and then walk back 2 feet then you've moved a total of 0 feet
but the scariest part is it wasnt ragebait
she was serious
but the scariest part is it wasnt ragebait
she was serious
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i got ragebaited by an actual undergraduate astrophysicist on tiktok who said that 2+2 can equal 0 because if you walk 2 feet and then walk back 2 feet then you've moved a total of 0 feet
but the scariest part is it wasnt ragebait
she was serious
but the scariest part is it wasnt ragebait
she was serious
i've had a pretty positive response chatting about politics every now & again, so it's interesting to see other artists have gotten such a negative response. i'd think one of the foundations of democracy would be that everyone is entitled to express their political beliefs, even if they're wrong...
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i've had a pretty positive response chatting about politics every now & again, so it's interesting to see other artists have gotten such a negative response. i'd think one of the foundations of democracy would be that everyone is entitled to express their political beliefs, even if they're wrong...
i realize im very late on this but
marty supreme 8.5/10 very good movie i love cinema
also question for anyone else who saw it: were you cheering for marty at the end? (i was)
marty supreme 8.5/10 very good movie i love cinema
also question for anyone else who saw it: were you cheering for marty at the end? (i was)
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i realize im very late on this but
marty supreme 8.5/10 very good movie i love cinema
also question for anyone else who saw it: were you cheering for marty at the end? (i was)
marty supreme 8.5/10 very good movie i love cinema
also question for anyone else who saw it: were you cheering for marty at the end? (i was)
my queue is once again empty!
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
my queue is once again empty!
the stupidest thing on this site is Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon)
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the stupidest thing on this site is Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon)
pretty important supreme court case for those who care when i post these things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmT...
Oral Argument on transgender athlete ban in women's sports: Little v. Hecox
YouTube video by Supreme Court Oral Argument Transcripts
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
pretty important supreme court case for those who care when i post these things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmT...
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the underappreciated heroes of bsky 🫡
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the underappreciated heroes of bsky 🫡
if you're ever making something and cant figure out where it's going wrong, step away for awhile and come back with fresh eyes
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
if you're ever making something and cant figure out where it's going wrong, step away for awhile and come back with fresh eyes
🎵 - K.K. Booty
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
🎵 - K.K. Booty
some interesting criticism to receive...
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
some interesting criticism to receive...
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
the venezuela situation is a good test case for people's moral intuitions about act utilitarianism vs rule utilitarianism
if capturing maduro leads to positive outcomes for venezuela, was it right for trump to go through with it?
if capturing maduro leads to positive outcomes for venezuela, was it right for trump to go through with it?
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
the venezuela situation is a good test case for people's moral intuitions about act utilitarianism vs rule utilitarianism
if capturing maduro leads to positive outcomes for venezuela, was it right for trump to go through with it?
if capturing maduro leads to positive outcomes for venezuela, was it right for trump to go through with it?
habby new year everybuddy 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
habby new year everybuddy 🥳
me when im watching myself watching myself watching myself watching myself watching myself... make eggs
(source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homuncu...)
(source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homuncu...)
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
me when im watching myself watching myself watching myself watching myself watching myself... make eggs
(source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homuncu...)
(source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homuncu...)
random question, but: would you consider expedition 33 an indie game? for reference, it was developed by a 30-person team that had a budget of ~$10mil. imo, that's still in indie territory, but it does seem like a hard line to draw
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
random question, but: would you consider expedition 33 an indie game? for reference, it was developed by a 30-person team that had a budget of ~$10mil. imo, that's still in indie territory, but it does seem like a hard line to draw
my queue is finally empty again! get 'em while they're hot! 💦
also enjoy a complimentary festive vanilla (unwrap carefully, she's spring-loaded) 🎁✨
also enjoy a complimentary festive vanilla (unwrap carefully, she's spring-loaded) 🎁✨
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my queue is finally empty again! get 'em while they're hot! 💦
also enjoy a complimentary festive vanilla (unwrap carefully, she's spring-loaded) 🎁✨
also enjoy a complimentary festive vanilla (unwrap carefully, she's spring-loaded) 🎁✨
hi im not dead
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hi im not dead
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The Supreme Court has DENIED Kim Davis’s petition to overturn its landmark decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which legalized same-sex marriage across the United States.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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