Friendly Sex Shop Worker
@friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
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Reposting the Friendly Sex Shop Worker videos as well as information on future videos and the upcoming book! Paid patrons get the videos early! https://www.patreon.com/thedisintegrationist
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friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Double enders can be crass or class,
But should not be inserted into ones' ass
Without a flared base, it'll disappear fast
And you'll need medical help to get it to pass
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Hi everybody!! I know it's been a bit and a half as I was recovering and focusing on a different creative endeavor for a month (disintegrationist.bandcamp.com) but I have some exciting news! We ordered a bunch of studio equipment so I can start working on new videos soon 👷🏻‍♂️❤️
Felt, by The Disintegrationist
14 track album
disintegrationist.bandcamp.com
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
That is a great way to do it! Sadly this was all squidgy, no buzz.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Another reason is something i can't quite talk about yet but if it comes to fruition, then it will significantly up the ante for actual production value. The new videos will still happen, but cross your fingers for increased visual quality!
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
I've been toying with scripts, trying to find the best way to say what I want to say to reduce harm. These will be longer videos so I'm looking for a platform other than YouTube. I get fuck all for engagement on there, and only have comments on where i can block people (here and IG).
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
So aside from the selfie museum, it's been a few weeks since I've done much of anything, post wise. There are 2 reasons for this:

First, I've been recovering from a concussion. That put me out of commission for a couple of weeks while I built my strength back up.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
New episode!

The Selfie Museum Is Down The Street
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Break 'em up and chuck 'em. If there are electronic components, that's a bit more complicated. After I'm back from sick leave (got a concussion on Friday) I'll look further into it!
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Bluesky gets the uncovered edition.

This is not how you dispose of toys.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Costume and prop check for an upcoming series. Want to know more? Join my Patreon!

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A fat man in jeans, a white t shirt, a high vi visibility orange vest and hard hat holding a clipboard. The logo on the hat and clipboard say "Department of Socio-Sexual Health And Safety" and there is a picture of a hand holding a sweaty banana.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
It's important to recognize when you're wrong about something. In this case, PVC.
Reposted by Friendly Sex Shop Worker
jmkeep.bsky.social
There's a petition to drop this bill in ourcommons that Canadians can sign. It takes like 2 seconds and is super easy.

We, the undersigned, citizens and residents of Canada, call upon the Government of Canada to immediately withdraw Bill C-2 in full.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6627 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
A video covering the last couple of posts.

Fuck yeah @leatherboycarl.bsky.social

Read the book on Patreon:

www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
And so many young guys come into this with the wrong headspace because they only know the porn and power fantasy side.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
"Call me SIR!"
"Oh I'm sorry I forgot your proper title, I will not make that mistake again Bitch, Please."

"I'll do anything you want!"
"Okay, I want you to stop jerking off and we can discuss actual limits."
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
It's a possible look idea for the safety videos I'm writing with help from the absolutely fucking wonderful @leatherboycarl.bsky.social. I didn't buy it, I'd rather have more orange, or black with reflective stripes.

Also the 'stache is gone.
A fat, mustachioed man in a white t shirt and reflective safety vest
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
I'm going on vacation for a couple of weeks after today's shift. Since I'll be spending a lot of time on trains and presumably up late at night while everyone else is asleep like usual, I'm hoping that I'll have the text of the book done or close to it. Then i can start the art/chart phase.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Ooh, inebriation in general!

Pig butchering and extortion scams sound like a good idea. We could record one on that too!

I was already thinking of avoiding being a red flag for beginners but yes that should absolutely be a full on discussion.
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
To that end, I'm thinking of differentiating them with wearing something like a hi-viz vest.

Which would mean getting one.

For no other reason...

Any topics you'd like to see?
friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
While working on the book and taking a break from making the sex shop videos, I've been toying with ideas for sexual safety in a broader sense. Not in a medical way, mind you, but staying safe while hooking up, high risk solo play, and first steps into kink to avoid hurting yourself and others.