Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
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think of all the cool art we’re missing out on because creators are constantly fighting to survive economically, fighting against corporations trying to automate creation, battling online trolls, nagging to get paid for work completed, learning to be being social media marketers, learning to be publ
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
think of all the cool art we’re missing out on because creators are constantly fighting to survive economically, fighting against corporations trying to automate creation, battling online trolls, nagging to get paid for work completed, learning to be being social media marketers, learning to be publ
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This man literally put everything on the line for what he believed in when faced with encroaching fascism. He's an example we should all learn from right now.
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This man literally put everything on the line for what he believed in when faced with encroaching fascism. He's an example we should all learn from right now.
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I don't listen to a lot of new music, but Die in the Disco by Night Club is a good bop. Feels out of time [positive] with a lot of 80s vibes. The video is rad too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R476...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R476...
Night Club - "Die in the Disco" (Official Animated Video)
YouTube video by Night Club
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I don't listen to a lot of new music, but Die in the Disco by Night Club is a good bop. Feels out of time [positive] with a lot of 80s vibes. The video is rad too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R476...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R476...
The ADHD struggle of 'it's too quiet, I need some noise. No, not that noise. Different noise. Quieter noise. No, louder than that. Louder. Louder. Quieter. Quieter. Perfect!'
And then repeating that every 20 odd minutes.
And then repeating that every 20 odd minutes.
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The ADHD struggle of 'it's too quiet, I need some noise. No, not that noise. Different noise. Quieter noise. No, louder than that. Louder. Louder. Quieter. Quieter. Perfect!'
And then repeating that every 20 odd minutes.
And then repeating that every 20 odd minutes.
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Funny, haven't heard the phrase "States rights" during all this "the president invades states on a whim" debacle. Despite it being repeated so often it was drilled into my--a Canadian's--head long ago.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Funny, haven't heard the phrase "States rights" during all this "the president invades states on a whim" debacle. Despite it being repeated so often it was drilled into my--a Canadian's--head long ago.
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Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
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NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
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This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
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Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
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"Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations."
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations."
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Watching the new episode of Fallout, and they've finally arrived in New Vegas. I hope they give us Fisto. It'd be a criminal loss not to give us Fisto.
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Watching the new episode of Fallout, and they've finally arrived in New Vegas. I hope they give us Fisto. It'd be a criminal loss not to give us Fisto.
I love the deathclaws in the fallout show and them feeling more practical effects is so perfectly fitting to the vibes of the show. Love it.
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love the deathclaws in the fallout show and them feeling more practical effects is so perfectly fitting to the vibes of the show. Love it.
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This feels like a fuckin Nathan Fielder bit
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This feels like a fuckin Nathan Fielder bit
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I know Soren is a jerk, but like... I get where he's coming from.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I know Soren is a jerk, but like... I get where he's coming from.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
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I used to have impostor syndrome pretty bad, but I’ve had over 200 book covers I’ve designed hit the top 100 on Amazon (of all books!) so I know I’m good at what I do. The numbers don’t lie.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I used to have impostor syndrome pretty bad, but I’ve had over 200 book covers I’ve designed hit the top 100 on Amazon (of all books!) so I know I’m good at what I do. The numbers don’t lie.
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Honestly I hate advertising, but this new sensation that advertisers are just fucking tired of advertising to us and so they treat us like a slot machine they can keep pulling without any effort is somehow worse. Like the AI idiots that keep telling us to stop insulting their product? Fucking why?
January 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly I hate advertising, but this new sensation that advertisers are just fucking tired of advertising to us and so they treat us like a slot machine they can keep pulling without any effort is somehow worse. Like the AI idiots that keep telling us to stop insulting their product? Fucking why?
This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Great, need to rewatch this now too!
On this day in Horror History, THE DUNWICH HORROR was released in 1970.
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Great, need to rewatch this now too!
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At the video store, you had to commit. You got one to three movies and you had to make the best of it. Now there's a vast landfill of "content" that people put on but don't watch because they're on their phone. A worthless experience.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
At the video store, you had to commit. You got one to three movies and you had to make the best of it. Now there's a vast landfill of "content" that people put on but don't watch because they're on their phone. A worthless experience.
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Easily one of their best riffs.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Easily one of their best riffs.
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Everyone's like "I miss Blockbuster." Fuck Blockbuster. I miss the super-rad local video/convenience store that chain video places closed.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
Yeah I'm old enough to remember the non-chain video stores before, and how much better they were than Blockbuster.
Great thread, funny stuff.
Great thread, funny stuff.
I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Everyone's like "I miss Blockbuster." Fuck Blockbuster. I miss the super-rad local video/convenience store that chain video places closed.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
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@jmkeep.bsky.social would make so much off this.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
@jmkeep.bsky.social would make so much off this.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.