Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
NATO moving troops into Greenland is nice because it shows they're taking it somewhat seriously, but also... I didn't want it to be serious. I wanted to be wrong and overreacting.
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"Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations."
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations."
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Watching the new episode of Fallout, and they've finally arrived in New Vegas. I hope they give us Fisto. It'd be a criminal loss not to give us Fisto.
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Watching the new episode of Fallout, and they've finally arrived in New Vegas. I hope they give us Fisto. It'd be a criminal loss not to give us Fisto.
I love the deathclaws in the fallout show and them feeling more practical effects is so perfectly fitting to the vibes of the show. Love it.
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love the deathclaws in the fallout show and them feeling more practical effects is so perfectly fitting to the vibes of the show. Love it.
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This feels like a fuckin Nathan Fielder bit
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This feels like a fuckin Nathan Fielder bit
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I know Soren is a jerk, but like... I get where he's coming from.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I know Soren is a jerk, but like... I get where he's coming from.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Anyhow, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is great. Check it out. A definite Nintendo GameCube classic.
Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Between @jekeep.bsky.social and I, we wrote really fun stories with a natural flow, great dialogue, unique hooks, and phenomenal sex scenes. Editing them always leaves me hot and bothered ☺️
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
I'm also a good cover designer who is flexible enough to keep learning how to improve.
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I used to have impostor syndrome pretty bad, but I’ve had over 200 book covers I’ve designed hit the top 100 on Amazon (of all books!) so I know I’m good at what I do. The numbers don’t lie.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I used to have impostor syndrome pretty bad, but I’ve had over 200 book covers I’ve designed hit the top 100 on Amazon (of all books!) so I know I’m good at what I do. The numbers don’t lie.
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Honestly I hate advertising, but this new sensation that advertisers are just fucking tired of advertising to us and so they treat us like a slot machine they can keep pulling without any effort is somehow worse. Like the AI idiots that keep telling us to stop insulting their product? Fucking why?
January 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly I hate advertising, but this new sensation that advertisers are just fucking tired of advertising to us and so they treat us like a slot machine they can keep pulling without any effort is somehow worse. Like the AI idiots that keep telling us to stop insulting their product? Fucking why?
This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is offensively boring. There were ballsier ads in Nintendo Power in the 90s. I guess they think it's DEI to have a hot woman in a bikini selling cereal but a guy selling cereal is gay?
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
This advertising campaign was made by and for people afraid of everything.
Also the kerning is bad.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Great, need to rewatch this now too!
On this day in Horror History, THE DUNWICH HORROR was released in 1970.
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Great, need to rewatch this now too!
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At the video store, you had to commit. You got one to three movies and you had to make the best of it. Now there's a vast landfill of "content" that people put on but don't watch because they're on their phone. A worthless experience.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
At the video store, you had to commit. You got one to three movies and you had to make the best of it. Now there's a vast landfill of "content" that people put on but don't watch because they're on their phone. A worthless experience.
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Easily one of their best riffs.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Easily one of their best riffs.
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Everyone's like "I miss Blockbuster." Fuck Blockbuster. I miss the super-rad local video/convenience store that chain video places closed.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
Yeah I'm old enough to remember the non-chain video stores before, and how much better they were than Blockbuster.
Great thread, funny stuff.
Great thread, funny stuff.
I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Everyone's like "I miss Blockbuster." Fuck Blockbuster. I miss the super-rad local video/convenience store that chain video places closed.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
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@jmkeep.bsky.social would make so much off this.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
@jmkeep.bsky.social would make so much off this.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
I call it the Atom Bum, because it's a million times hotter than TNT.
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Yeah I'm old enough to remember the non-chain video stores before, and how much better they were than Blockbuster.
Great thread, funny stuff.
Great thread, funny stuff.
I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Yeah I'm old enough to remember the non-chain video stores before, and how much better they were than Blockbuster.
Great thread, funny stuff.
Great thread, funny stuff.
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“[It’s] extremely hurtful, frankly..."
I have to listen to people slag off romance novels, a completely harmless social good. This guy's helping destroy everything.
It's well earned hurt.
I have to listen to people slag off romance novels, a completely harmless social good. This guy's helping destroy everything.
It's well earned hurt.
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
“[It’s] extremely hurtful, frankly..."
I have to listen to people slag off romance novels, a completely harmless social good. This guy's helping destroy everything.
It's well earned hurt.
I have to listen to people slag off romance novels, a completely harmless social good. This guy's helping destroy everything.
It's well earned hurt.
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One of Cronenberg's earlier works, and it rules. Great film, that clearly inspired so much that came after.
On this day in Sci-fi/Horror History, SCANNERS premiered in 1981.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
One of Cronenberg's earlier works, and it rules. Great film, that clearly inspired so much that came after.
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Imagine like... A vacuum company back when it was first getting started having to plead with customers to stop being negative?
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Imagine like... A vacuum company back when it was first getting started having to plead with customers to stop being negative?
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Companies used to have, you know, sales people that would convince or coerce you into believing you need a thing. Now they're just sick of having to do that.
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Companies used to have, you know, sales people that would convince or coerce you into believing you need a thing. Now they're just sick of having to do that.
Lady Snowblood is the obvious answer I think.
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Lady Snowblood is the obvious answer I think.
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Watching season one of "The Terror" and it's really good. Very into it, there are few things more terrifying to me than being trapped on the ice.
Though there's no way I believe they dug that deep grave in permafrost.
Though there's no way I believe they dug that deep grave in permafrost.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Watching season one of "The Terror" and it's really good. Very into it, there are few things more terrifying to me than being trapped on the ice.
Though there's no way I believe they dug that deep grave in permafrost.
Though there's no way I believe they dug that deep grave in permafrost.
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Fangoria was so fundamental to my interest not just in horror, but filmmaking in general.
Having MAN FINDS TAPE in its pages is a literal high school dream come true.
Having MAN FINDS TAPE in its pages is a literal high school dream come true.
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Fangoria was so fundamental to my interest not just in horror, but filmmaking in general.
Having MAN FINDS TAPE in its pages is a literal high school dream come true.
Having MAN FINDS TAPE in its pages is a literal high school dream come true.
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These shadowy practices inform the structure of today’s internet.
We all stayed in the Googleverse out of inertia, an inertia carefully engineered to look like convenience.
The good news is: it doesn't have to be this way.
As always—
We all stayed in the Googleverse out of inertia, an inertia carefully engineered to look like convenience.
The good news is: it doesn't have to be this way.
As always—
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
These shadowy practices inform the structure of today’s internet.
We all stayed in the Googleverse out of inertia, an inertia carefully engineered to look like convenience.
The good news is: it doesn't have to be this way.
As always—
We all stayed in the Googleverse out of inertia, an inertia carefully engineered to look like convenience.
The good news is: it doesn't have to be this way.
As always—