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Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

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this is where my header comes from:
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“Animated by Fortnite” no thanks lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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folks sticking their heads through the door and shouting "y'all still hate AI?" and getting sad when everyone screams "YES YOU FUCKER" is such a fun holiday game for the whole family.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I was explaining this to someone else but, people who use AI Keep thinking it makes them "just as creative" as a real artist.

But they haven't even cultivated their IMAGINATIONS.

They don't even have the well of *ideas* to pull from

Even just THINKING CREATIVELY is a skill you need to develop
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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can someone recommend a Think For Me Machine to tell me what to do with the Other Think For Me Machine
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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You're like "hey why don't you listen to voters, find out what voters want to vote for?"

And Dem leadership is like "NO fuck you, this Thiel-funded thinktank is my friend. That's my emotional support Ezra Klein"
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the skeleton says "THWOK"
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
future me dealing with the consequences of what past me did
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Oh youre fluent in sarcasm? You speak it, do you? Well jog on you tireless fucking bore. In 2026 we're leaving sarcasm behind. We're fluent in empathy now. We're fluent in genuine kindness. Now fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know you fucked up when the sea spaghetti starts singing at you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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THE MAN IN THE RIVER

Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Please stop surveiling your neighbors 🙏
Probably the worst of them all is the Ring doorbell.

It’s sold as safety, but it’s much more about fear and paranoia in a box that turns you against your community. The more of them in the world, the worse our neighborhoods get. Don’t help the spiral continue.

disconnect.blog/a-tech-criti...
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Literally nobody understands hyperbole anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The only problem with horror movies is there’s way too many horror movies to limit yourself to only October

In my imaginary indie movie theater, I’ll have a SUMMER SLASHER event with the ill-fated teen movies such as Friday the 13th, Chopping Mall, Sleepaway Camp, Night of the Comet
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM