Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense
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I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
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George Washington Carver used peanuts to make a condom
how the fuck he do that and is there smooth vs chunky
how much product testing did he really do
show me the peanut butter babies
how the fuck he do that and is there smooth vs chunky
how much product testing did he really do
show me the peanut butter babies
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
George Washington Carver used peanuts to make a condom
how the fuck he do that and is there smooth vs chunky
how much product testing did he really do
show me the peanut butter babies
how the fuck he do that and is there smooth vs chunky
how much product testing did he really do
show me the peanut butter babies
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Tergivelum cinnabarium is species of deep sea acorn worm which is noted for being a big fan of Junjo Ito's Uzumaki
#Invertebrate 🧪
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
#Invertebrate 🧪
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Tergivelum cinnabarium is species of deep sea acorn worm which is noted for being a big fan of Junjo Ito's Uzumaki
#Invertebrate 🧪
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
#Invertebrate 🧪
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February
October 11,1954
October 11,1954
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February
October 11,1954
October 11,1954
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Oh my god it’s true
King: of all the authors i thought would be accused of sex crimes, i never suspected neil gaiman
Poe: who did you suspect?
King: well if i'm being honest
King: i think i would have suspected
Poe: piers Anthony
King: yeah, piers Anthony
Piers Anthony: [huffing a pair of panties] wut?
Poe: who did you suspect?
King: well if i'm being honest
King: i think i would have suspected
Poe: piers Anthony
King: yeah, piers Anthony
Piers Anthony: [huffing a pair of panties] wut?
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Oh my god it’s true
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how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
I don't devour books but I will absolutely eat my feelings
I don’t consider myself an avid reader but boy do I love reading too much into things
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I don't devour books but I will absolutely eat my feelings
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Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.
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one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
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"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
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LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
It's wild to me that, even before all this, we had on record Bannon saying something along the lines of "we're going to use gamergate to turn kids into Nazis" and barely anyone flinched
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
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"Damn it, #lichcop, in this department we do things by the book!"
"Well I have my OWN book, chief."
*slams dusty tome on the desk, as the impact flutters its pages open a little, grave dust and the wails of the damned escape*
"Well I have my OWN book, chief."
*slams dusty tome on the desk, as the impact flutters its pages open a little, grave dust and the wails of the damned escape*
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"Damn it, #lichcop, in this department we do things by the book!"
"Well I have my OWN book, chief."
*slams dusty tome on the desk, as the impact flutters its pages open a little, grave dust and the wails of the damned escape*
"Well I have my OWN book, chief."
*slams dusty tome on the desk, as the impact flutters its pages open a little, grave dust and the wails of the damned escape*
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The little cat steps on the wizard's stomach, waking him up. He goes to make waffles with lemon marmalade and put some fish out for the little cat. As he makes tea, the air fills with the smell of dust. As he eats, he reads the spellbooks that were delivered from magic interlibrary loan.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The little cat steps on the wizard's stomach, waking him up. He goes to make waffles with lemon marmalade and put some fish out for the little cat. As he makes tea, the air fills with the smell of dust. As he eats, he reads the spellbooks that were delivered from magic interlibrary loan.
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Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else.
newrepublic.com/post/206088/...
newrepublic.com/post/206088/...
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else.
newrepublic.com/post/206088/...
newrepublic.com/post/206088/...
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The Red Cost, Chapter 01, p13 posted!
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The Red Cost, Chapter 01, p13 posted!
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
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George Washington Carver created a fucking MACHETE out of peanut husks and with it he SLAUGHTERED ten men at Harper's Ferry
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
George Washington Carver created a fucking MACHETE out of peanut husks and with it he SLAUGHTERED ten men at Harper's Ferry
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George Washington Carver invented a kind of peanut projectile that can burrow through the human body until it finds the brain or the heart
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
George Washington Carver invented a kind of peanut projectile that can burrow through the human body until it finds the brain or the heart
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
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Uni is listening to all the 80s feelgood motivational rock anthems, he is doing his training montage
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Uni is listening to all the 80s feelgood motivational rock anthems, he is doing his training montage
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Periodic reminder that what's marketed as 'youth social media bans' actually amounts to requiring people to provide personally identifying information in order to access whatever content a given government disfavours.
The Australian social media age limit law has taken effect. At the time I made this post, I had not yet been age gated. Because the age gating will potentially invade my privacy to an unacceptable extent and may happen at any time, I may go quiet suddenly. If I do, this is why:
Tomorrow, 10 December 2025, the Online Safety Act 2021 (Cth) s 63E(2) will take effect. It will require social media platforms to take measures to ensure that they do not host accounts belonging to Australians under 16 years old. It will require them to do so by collecting Australian users' ID.
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Periodic reminder that what's marketed as 'youth social media bans' actually amounts to requiring people to provide personally identifying information in order to access whatever content a given government disfavours.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossa...
Will Crowther's 1976 Colossal Cave Adventure, the OG text adventure game.
He was an avid caver, he and his wife hung out all the time in the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky, doing surveys of it and exploring it and doing pretty much the first computer-assisted cave maps
Will Crowther's 1976 Colossal Cave Adventure, the OG text adventure game.
He was an avid caver, he and his wife hung out all the time in the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky, doing surveys of it and exploring it and doing pretty much the first computer-assisted cave maps
Colossal Cave Adventure - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossa...
Will Crowther's 1976 Colossal Cave Adventure, the OG text adventure game.
He was an avid caver, he and his wife hung out all the time in the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky, doing surveys of it and exploring it and doing pretty much the first computer-assisted cave maps
Will Crowther's 1976 Colossal Cave Adventure, the OG text adventure game.
He was an avid caver, he and his wife hung out all the time in the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky, doing surveys of it and exploring it and doing pretty much the first computer-assisted cave maps