Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
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Full-time, bestselling author with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social ♡ Newfoundlander ♡ ♡ #AmWriting SFFH: J.M. Keep ♡ Romance: @alexisabbott.bsky.social ♡ Erotica: @candyquinn.bsky.social ♡
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A queer hacker tries to take down powerful fascist arms dealers. When she gets caught, she's sent to a secluded island to be hunted for sport. The island has darker and more dangerous things than some rich sadists, though.
jmkeep.com/project/the-...

#MonsterRomance #IndieAuthor #HorrorRomance 🌶️📚🔥🖤💙
A book cover for The Time for Monsters by Alexis Abbott as J.M. Keep is next to the following text. Meet the couple: Horrifying Eldritch Monster x 'Cool Girl' Hacker with Trauma, Insta-love, No third-act break-up, Hurt/Comfort. Setting: Rural Dystopian Future. Tropes: Survival Horror Vibes, Humans are the real monsters, Eat the rich, Mind the triggers. Now available on Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Smashwords, Google, Barnes & Noble.
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.
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jmkeep.bsky.social
We have a new horror novel coming out this month! #WIPSnips for prison rather than dungeon.

#booksky #horrorsky

From Kingsport Knockout, which is like Barb Wire meets Lovecraft.

jmkeep.com/project/king...
She was safe. The sun had set, the only light the familiar yellow of a candle.
No more wild colours beyond reason.
No more stink of death.
No more hallucinations of living rugs and monstrous old men.
She had to return to Rashid.
He had to be so worried about her disappearance. Perhaps even angry! She had only intended to be gone for a few hours, and despite the small size of the village, every town was different at night.
One of the starkest realities of the apocalypse was how dark the nights could truly be.
“I have to go.”
She tried to push herself up and felt the tug of bindings wrapped around her wrists. The comforter weighed her down, the heavy fabric oppressive rather than soothing. She was bundled up tight like a child on a winter eve, tucked into a luxurious bed.
A luxurious, homey prison.
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rachelgilmore.bsky.social
Israel illegally intercepted another flotilla carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza, detaining six Canadians in the process.

The government says it offered consular assistance.

But a contact for the three Newfoundlanders on board told me the support from the government has, largely, been “nothing.”
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jekeep.bsky.social
I still remember when Sam Altman said that for genAI to be a success they need ten trillion dollars in investment cash, free access to all our stolen art, and a new "miracle" source of electricity.

And somehow that did not put even a slight damper on the race to sink hundreds of billions into a pit
jmkeep.bsky.social
Yea. And stress is such a nebulous thing that's present in basically everyone's life. But it's just a cop out for doctors to not do anything and put the blame and responsibility on the patient.
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
jmkeep.bsky.social
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. Doctors can be so frustrating.
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jekeep.bsky.social
Laszlo's getting liver for supper tonight, and he is losing his mind with excitement since he first sniffed it.
jekeep.bsky.social
Here's a bribe to keep you putting up with my awful hot takes: more Laszlo pics!
A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling. A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling. A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling.
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peter-butler.bsky.social
Bloomberg research found wholesale electricity up ~270% in areas near data centers

It doesn't seem like nearly enough people are taking it seriously

One A.I. image isn't too much energy, but 5 million videos? Per day/hour/minute whatever. It's not sustainable

www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
AI Data Centers Are Sending Power Bills Soaring
Wholesale electricity costs as much as 267% more than it did five years ago in areas near data centers. That’s being passed on to customers.
www.bloomberg.com
jmkeep.bsky.social
Rural Newfoundland says hello :)

Or rather 'ey b'y whateryaat?
jmkeep.bsky.social
We have a new horror novel coming out this month! #WIPSnips for prison rather than dungeon.

#booksky #horrorsky

From Kingsport Knockout, which is like Barb Wire meets Lovecraft.

jmkeep.com/project/king...
She was safe. The sun had set, the only light the familiar yellow of a candle.
No more wild colours beyond reason.
No more stink of death.
No more hallucinations of living rugs and monstrous old men.
She had to return to Rashid.
He had to be so worried about her disappearance. Perhaps even angry! She had only intended to be gone for a few hours, and despite the small size of the village, every town was different at night.
One of the starkest realities of the apocalypse was how dark the nights could truly be.
“I have to go.”
She tried to push herself up and felt the tug of bindings wrapped around her wrists. The comforter weighed her down, the heavy fabric oppressive rather than soothing. She was bundled up tight like a child on a winter eve, tucked into a luxurious bed.
A luxurious, homey prison.
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candyquinn.bsky.social
Cindy loves being the Frat’s Sweetheart. She gets to take care of all their needs, and she knows her guys better than anyone else.

New erotica release!

candyquinn.com/project/free...

#freeuse #eroticshorts #bimbofication #adult
The cover for Free Use Frat Sweetheart by Candy Quinn in the Fertile Nympho series. It has a busty woman with red hair, her eyes partially closed, her lips partially opened. She has a white fringe top on and matching white shorts.
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jekeep.bsky.social
Here's a bribe to keep you putting up with my awful hot takes: more Laszlo pics!
A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling. A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling. A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling.
jmkeep.bsky.social
Workers should be able to take over factories that investors close for reasons of greed.
jekeep.bsky.social
"A machinist in Ohio, who after thirty years of loyal service, watched his factory doors lock forever – not because it was losing money, but because it wasn’t profitable enough for a distant hedge fund."

Western capitalism was incapable of realizing this self-destructive nature without China.
Chinese engineers vs US accountants: the real power struggle - Asia Times
In a neon-lit trading room in New York, screens pulse with tickers as traders, fueled by caffeine and ambition, celebrate profit margins measured in
asiatimes.com
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jekeep.bsky.social
"[They] spent hours with a woman last week who’d been scammed, trying to find family members who could safely bring her home... They didn’t find anyone."

Our seniors are isolated, lonely, often desperate; abandoned to the modern scam hellscape. This is no way to treat the people who made our world
Airport warns about catfishing as people arrive to meet loved ones who don’t exist
The head of a central Newfoundland airport is warning the public after staff noticed an increase in people who appear to have been victims of a manipulative scheme known as catfishing.
www.ctvnews.ca
jmkeep.bsky.social
Autumn is such a great look for Laszlo. #sheltie
A sheltie dog laying on the grass with autumn trees behind him. He has his ears perked and eyes alert with the typical sheltie smile. A dark sable sheltie sits profile with perked ears. Red and Gold trees behind him though the grass is green. A very happy and proud sheltie shows off his fabulous mane in a grassy meadow with gold trees behind him and the bright sun illuminating the white of his fur.
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jammyness.bsky.social
This is still open. Canadians, if you're concerned about payment processors interfering with your ability to access legal content (and stand with adult creatives against censorship), make sure to sign!
jmkeep.bsky.social
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
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nerdjpg.com
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
The AI “industry” is a giant circle jerk.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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jmkeep.bsky.social
Would love these four GameCube games to come to the Switch2.
The box art for Nintendo Gamecube Kirby Air Ride. The box art for Nintendo Game Cube Sonic Adventure Battle 2. The box art for X-Men Legends 2, Rise of Apocalypse. The cover art for TimeSplitters 2.
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jekeep.bsky.social
For a brief period in time, it seemed almost cool for a husband to love and respect his wife. Then that one influencer "Wife Guy" turned out to be a total fraud and it felt like 90% of men went back to performatively hating their wife for the lols (the loling was just them)