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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er)

@jekeep.bsky.social

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Working class (USA Today/Wall Street Journal) bestselling author! Numerous Amazon All-Star winner. Husband of the cooler @jmkeep.bsky.social! cPTSD, love, disability & Union talk. Newfoundlander. I block anyone defending "genAI". #Horror #Romancelandia

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · Mar 8

Probably my favourite work of ours. And it's spawned a dozen more followups in my mind I need to finish writing out!

Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · Mar 7

"Edgy and twisted, Natural Born Sinners is a gripping gothic occult fiction novel, with splashes of cosmic horror and dark romance."

jmkeep.com/project/natu...

🌶️🔥💙📚 #whychooseromance #darkromance #horrorromance

The Cover for Natural Born Sinners by J.M. Keep features a rendered image of a gothic woman on a motorcycle.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 1h

Andy Wells totally would've benefited from a shit knocking though.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 1h

Kinda funny to think you'd grab a suspension from this place if you quoted the guy that went on to be the Premier of NL.

Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 5h

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 1h

Is this invasive sweet clover? In Newfoundland. It's in my flower bed.

A green plant with three leaves on each stem with little points along the edges.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 2h

I remember enjoying a crossover where Cobra tricked out Megatron as a tank, loved it so much I went out and got the toy of him like that.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 2h

I could watch Angela Sarafyan in anything and be happy. She has such fascinating expressions. So powerful and emotive in such subtle mannerisms.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 2h

All you need to become a Trumpian reactionary is a stroke apparently

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 5h

I read Altman's declaration as a very clear: This is simply not feasible.

But instead everyone in power decided to gamble the future of our society on this absurd long shot.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 5h

I still remember when Sam Altman said that for genAI to be a success they need ten trillion dollars in investment cash, free access to all our stolen art, and a new "miracle" source of electricity.

And somehow that did not put even a slight damper on the race to sink hundreds of billions into a pit

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 6h

GRIEVING WIDOW, THROUGH SOBS AND TEARS: Stepbro, help, I’m stuck in this hearse

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 5h

Love creating art that is so worthless an entire trillion dollar industry will die if we don't just surrender to their theft.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 6h

Laszlo's getting liver for supper tonight, and he is losing his mind with excitement since he first sniffed it.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 9h

Here's a bribe to keep you putting up with my awful hot takes: more Laszlo pics!

A sable shetland sheepdog sitting in the grass, smiling.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 9h

Autumn is such a great look for Laszlo. #sheltie

A sheltie dog laying on the grass with autumn trees behind him. He has his ears perked and eyes alert with the typical sheltie smile.

A very happy and proud sheltie shows off his fabulous mane in a grassy meadow with gold trees behind him and the bright sun illuminating the white of his fur.

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Candy Quinn @candyquinn.bsky.social · 9h

Cindy loves being the Frat’s Sweetheart. She gets to take care of all their needs, and she knows her guys better than anyone else.

New erotica release!

candyquinn.com/project/free...

#freeuse #eroticshorts #bimbofication #adult

The cover for Free Use Frat Sweetheart by Candy Quinn in the Fertile Nympho series. It has a busty woman with red hair, her eyes partially closed, her lips partially opened. She has a white fringe top on and matching white shorts.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 8h

We have a new horror novel coming out this month! #WIPSnips for prison rather than dungeon.

#booksky #horrorsky

From Kingsport Knockout, which is like Barb Wire meets Lovecraft.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

She was safe. The sun had set, the only light the familiar yellow of a candle.
No more wild colours beyond reason.
No more stink of death.
No more hallucinations of living rugs and monstrous old men.
She had to return to Rashid.
He had to be so worried about her disappearance. Perhaps even angry! She had only intended to be gone for a few hours, and despite the small size of the village, every town was different at night.
One of the starkest realities of the apocalypse was how dark the nights could truly be.
“I have to go.”
She tried to push herself up and felt the tug of bindings wrapped around her wrists. The comforter weighed her down, the heavy fabric oppressive rather than soothing. She was bundled up tight like a child on a winter eve, tucked into a luxurious bed.
A luxurious, homey prison.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 9h

Workers should be able to take over factories that investors close for reasons of greed.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 11h

"A machinist in Ohio, who after thirty years of loyal service, watched his factory doors lock forever – not because it was losing money, but because it wasn’t profitable enough for a distant hedge fund."

Western capitalism was incapable of realizing this self-destructive nature without China.

Chinese engineers vs US accountants: the real power struggle - Asia Times

In a neon-lit trading room in New York, screens pulse with tickers as traders, fueled by caffeine and ambition, celebrate profit margins measured in

asiatimes.com

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 9h

Here's a bribe to keep you putting up with my awful hot takes: more Laszlo pics!

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 10h

Sure love the idea of being taxed higher because I can't have kids. A nice poisoned cherry atop the shit sundae life served me.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 10h

"[They] spent hours with a woman last week who’d been scammed, trying to find family members who could safely bring her home... They didn’t find anyone."

Our seniors are isolated, lonely, often desperate; abandoned to the modern scam hellscape. This is no way to treat the people who made our world

Airport warns about catfishing as people arrive to meet loved ones who don’t exist

The head of a central Newfoundland airport is warning the public after staff noticed an increase in people who appear to have been victims of a manipulative scheme known as catfishing.

www.ctvnews.ca

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 11h

Clearly a person of culture and taste.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 11h

Chinese engineers vs US accountants: the real power struggle - Asia Times

In a neon-lit trading room in New York, screens pulse with tickers as traders, fueled by caffeine and ambition, celebrate profit margins measured in

asiatimes.com

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 12h

Oooh great choices! Timesplitters needs to come back! /sob

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 12h

Would love these four GameCube games to come to the Switch2.

The box art for Nintendo Gamecube Kirby Air Ride.

The box art for Nintendo Game Cube Sonic Adventure Battle 2.

The box art for X-Men Legends 2, Rise of Apocalypse.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 12h

Why should I be concerned for the survival of a business that relies on stealing from me and my compatriots? It's wild how they say this stuff like we should give a fuck.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 13h

For a brief period in time, it seemed almost cool for a husband to love and respect his wife. Then that one influencer "Wife Guy" turned out to be a total fraud and it felt like 90% of men went back to performatively hating their wife for the lols (the loling was just them)

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