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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Dec 10

our chips only smell like dog feet bc that’s what they’re made from

#fritos #dogs #feet #yummy #chips #yum

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Mar 10

people rly be out here buying “weed killer” for their plants man just eat the weeds yourself

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Feb 12

Protect this law at all costs !

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

This obscure law is one reason Trump's agenda keeps losing in court

Lawsuits challenging Trump policies raise big constitutional questions, but they also rely on a law that requires the government to follow the correct procedures when changing course.

www.nbcnews.com

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 13

Google Maps has turned off the ability to review the Gulf of “America” #weak

#GOM #GulfofMexico #GulfofAmerica #Gulf #Google #GoogleMaps #ObeyToTheOrangeOverlord

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 13

Frito-continue-to-Lay these 🔥 ideas on me

kadenvanciel.bsky.social @kadenvanciel.bsky.social · Feb 13

I wonder about Frito-Lay creating and selling taco shells of every @fritosofficial.bsky.social, Doritos, Cheetos, @tostitosbrand.bsky.social, and Lay’s flavor. And every flavor of their other products.

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · Feb 10

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

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Séamus @fritos.bsky.social · Feb 10

What time does the super bowl start?

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 11

Just a few more should do it

#Trump #eggs #DumpTrump

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 2

Hope has been deported.

#NoHope #Trump2024

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 2

How it feels waking up every day in America now:

#HarryPotter #NewEO #PoliticalMeme #PoliticalHumor #Politics #WhatsNext

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Feb 1

Every day truly invites new terror

#BlackHistoryMonth #HarryPotter #ExecutiveOrders #PoliticalMemes #WhyThough #DumpTrump

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🎃ℝ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝕐 𝕄𝕆𝕌ℕ𝕋𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝕍𝕀𝔼𝕎𝕊🎃 @rockymountviews.bsky.social · Jan 31

I would much rather have qualified and experienced DEI hires than unqualified buffoons that suck up to the boss and don't know how to do the job or even care to learn how to do the job.

But, that's just me.

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 31

#government #whyisthishappening
#LiveLaughDismantle #PoliticalJokes
#SatireAndSubversion #ComedyAgainstAuthority

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 31

Where are the Black Eyed Peas when you need them?

#WhereIsTheLove #BlackEyedPeas

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Jan 30

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 29

Right?? They are going to be beyond swamped lol

fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 29

Okay but why does the official federal buyout policy from #OPM sound like scammers trying to lure you in…?

#ForkInTheRoad #federal #buyout #whatishappening #news #Trump #federalbuyout

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 28

#sciencerules

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curiouscameron.bsky.social @curiouscameron.bsky.social · Jan 28

If we're friends/mutuals on other platforms and we're not mutuals on here yet, reply to this so I can ignore you the same way I inadvertently ignore people on other platforms.

#introvert #nothanks #notgreatatthis

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

And then spending it on some bags of Fritos Flavor Twists Honey BBQ Flavored Corn Chips! 💃✨

#economy #fritos #chips #HoneyBBQ #SupportFreedomForAll

fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

Nothing but transparency coming from Frito Lay going forward.

That, and bags full of mostly air.

fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

Oh, I see—that bright light is the spotlight of accountability finally catching up with you.

Shine on!💡

#SpotlightOnAccountability #BrightLightofTruth #IlluminatingReality
#AccountabilityMatters #RealityCheck

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

Can I be Colombia every day?

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@SimplyBellatrixx @simplybellatrixx.bsky.social · Jan 27

Today, we are all Colombia 🇨🇴

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

Can we start the wins off by getting you impeached? #DumpTrump

#politics #DonaldTrump #TrumpNeedsToGo #why #impeach

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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Jan 27

Is it just me, or did we all forget how to get slizard? 🤔

#g6 #slizard #feelingnostalgic #partyrock #bringback2010 #music

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