Fr Modigliani Latchico
@frmo.bsky.social
The world has gone bananas.
The world's leading expert on epoxy resin compounds. Informative, Articulate and Araldite.
The world's leading expert on epoxy resin compounds. Informative, Articulate and Araldite.
On a more positive note, at least it's not January.
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
On a more positive note, at least it's not January.
72 hours is the maximum waiting time for a medical professional to get back to me. I could be dead by then.
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 AM
72 hours is the maximum waiting time for a medical professional to get back to me. I could be dead by then.
How to explain Vimpto to foreigners.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
How to explain Vimpto to foreigners.
Just been round Lidl, clinging on to the trolly, being followed by a security guards. If he thinks I'm gonna do a runner he is very much mistaken. Plus, I tend to pay for my shopping.
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Just been round Lidl, clinging on to the trolly, being followed by a security guards. If he thinks I'm gonna do a runner he is very much mistaken. Plus, I tend to pay for my shopping.
I'm in fucking agony.
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I'm in fucking agony.
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My Hall at Uni had a little record book, kept by the senior student. Most were pretty unpleasant, but one was for "eating the most rich tea biscuits without having a drink" I think it stood at 13
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
My Hall at Uni had a little record book, kept by the senior student. Most were pretty unpleasant, but one was for "eating the most rich tea biscuits without having a drink" I think it stood at 13
There are many biscuits that are way better than rich tea and the only way to get a bit of enjoyment from a rich tea biscuit is to dunk it.
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
There are many biscuits that are way better than rich tea and the only way to get a bit of enjoyment from a rich tea biscuit is to dunk it.
I'm thinking of starting a new boy band. It's called chip fat, if anyone's interested?
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm thinking of starting a new boy band. It's called chip fat, if anyone's interested?
On twitter I enjoyed winding up the Brexity farage types. I feel it's something that's missing on here.
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
On twitter I enjoyed winding up the Brexity farage types. I feel it's something that's missing on here.
What does farage wear on his feet when on holiday?
Scandals.
Scandals.
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What does farage wear on his feet when on holiday?
Scandals.
Scandals.
What a miserable day.
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
What a miserable day.
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Sometimes, when I'm driving, I get angry and outraged at the stupidity of other drivers. So I turn my windscreen wipers on in a fit of rage.
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Sometimes, when I'm driving, I get angry and outraged at the stupidity of other drivers. So I turn my windscreen wipers on in a fit of rage.
Wordle is a losers game for people who probably have a stiff neck.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Wordle is a losers game for people who probably have a stiff neck.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
Anyone fancy a punch up before bed, or are we all good?
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Anyone fancy a punch up before bed, or are we all good?
I'll probably turn up at half nine, then go to the merchants for a coffee and then return only to find I have the wrong fitting, by which time it should be around lunch.
Tomorrow I will be masquerading as a plumber.
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I'll probably turn up at half nine, then go to the merchants for a coffee and then return only to find I have the wrong fitting, by which time it should be around lunch.
Tomorrow I will be masquerading as a plumber.
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Tomorrow I will be masquerading as a plumber.
The last trip to the shed has given me an ocular migraine. Bastard.
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The last trip to the shed has given me an ocular migraine. Bastard.
I think that due to having to make a mental note regarding the location of all the potholes in Shrewsbury, I've forgotten other mental notes, like: where the bungee straps are, for example.
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I think that due to having to make a mental note regarding the location of all the potholes in Shrewsbury, I've forgotten other mental notes, like: where the bungee straps are, for example.
I'm going back up the shed for a second look. I used to have loads of the stretchy bastards.
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I'm going back up the shed for a second look. I used to have loads of the stretchy bastards.
When it's warm and dry enough I'm going to empty the shed and then fill it up again!
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
When it's warm and dry enough I'm going to empty the shed and then fill it up again!
Can anyone tell me where I put all of the bungee straps?
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Can anyone tell me where I put all of the bungee straps?