Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
@rootvegserf.bsky.social
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
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Or maybe not.
Or maybe not.
Bloody world.
Couple of years back bought a new kettle. No, I said, I will avoid foreign tat & buy a British brand. That will cost more but be reliable.
Switch has a loose connection and now only works intermittently.
Fuck you Morphy Richards.
Next one is from Không Dắt Industries of Hanoi
Couple of years back bought a new kettle. No, I said, I will avoid foreign tat & buy a British brand. That will cost more but be reliable.
Switch has a loose connection and now only works intermittently.
Fuck you Morphy Richards.
Next one is from Không Dắt Industries of Hanoi
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Bloody world.
Couple of years back bought a new kettle. No, I said, I will avoid foreign tat & buy a British brand. That will cost more but be reliable.
Switch has a loose connection and now only works intermittently.
Fuck you Morphy Richards.
Next one is from Không Dắt Industries of Hanoi
Couple of years back bought a new kettle. No, I said, I will avoid foreign tat & buy a British brand. That will cost more but be reliable.
Switch has a loose connection and now only works intermittently.
Fuck you Morphy Richards.
Next one is from Không Dắt Industries of Hanoi
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Altho he works at Al Shifa Hospital, his colleagues can do nothing but watch him suffer.
Yet he continues. Take care, to help others. To protect the cats that survived.
Please, be moved by his generosity with some of your own 🙏🏽
@helpcatsmsallam.bsky.social
paypal.me/animalrescue703
Yet he continues. Take care, to help others. To protect the cats that survived.
Please, be moved by his generosity with some of your own 🙏🏽
@helpcatsmsallam.bsky.social
paypal.me/animalrescue703
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Altho he works at Al Shifa Hospital, his colleagues can do nothing but watch him suffer.
Yet he continues. Take care, to help others. To protect the cats that survived.
Please, be moved by his generosity with some of your own 🙏🏽
@helpcatsmsallam.bsky.social
paypal.me/animalrescue703
Yet he continues. Take care, to help others. To protect the cats that survived.
Please, be moved by his generosity with some of your own 🙏🏽
@helpcatsmsallam.bsky.social
paypal.me/animalrescue703
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FGS Europe wake up.
The key is to help Ukraine win. There can be no peace while Putin, his cronies & the Russian Federation remain.
Defeat them & you undermine the 'New World Disorder'!
Far better to have a powerful democratic Ukraine within a new democratic alliance than outside.
#Butterflies
The key is to help Ukraine win. There can be no peace while Putin, his cronies & the Russian Federation remain.
Defeat them & you undermine the 'New World Disorder'!
Far better to have a powerful democratic Ukraine within a new democratic alliance than outside.
#Butterflies
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 PM
FGS Europe wake up.
The key is to help Ukraine win. There can be no peace while Putin, his cronies & the Russian Federation remain.
Defeat them & you undermine the 'New World Disorder'!
Far better to have a powerful democratic Ukraine within a new democratic alliance than outside.
#Butterflies
The key is to help Ukraine win. There can be no peace while Putin, his cronies & the Russian Federation remain.
Defeat them & you undermine the 'New World Disorder'!
Far better to have a powerful democratic Ukraine within a new democratic alliance than outside.
#Butterflies
I think I want one of these ($500)
Dunno why, I just want one
Possibly planning a career change to international assassin?
Dunno why, I just want one
Possibly planning a career change to international assassin?
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I think I want one of these ($500)
Dunno why, I just want one
Possibly planning a career change to international assassin?
Dunno why, I just want one
Possibly planning a career change to international assassin?
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Israel is the world’s LEADING KILLER of JOURNALISTS, they killed one of YOUR OWN @afp.com and you STILL REGURGITATE “Israel says” to try to JUSTIFY KILLING JOURNALISTS, like its a FACT.
WHAT A SHAMEFUL POST
WHAT SHAMEFUL!!!
JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE!!!
WHAT A SHAMEFUL POST
WHAT SHAMEFUL!!!
JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE!!!
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Israel is the world’s LEADING KILLER of JOURNALISTS, they killed one of YOUR OWN @afp.com and you STILL REGURGITATE “Israel says” to try to JUSTIFY KILLING JOURNALISTS, like its a FACT.
WHAT A SHAMEFUL POST
WHAT SHAMEFUL!!!
JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE!!!
WHAT A SHAMEFUL POST
WHAT SHAMEFUL!!!
JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE!!!
With Burns Nicht coming up, I recommend you purchase your neeps from the Rootveg'R'We stall asap. Special offers all week,
I also recommend you treat yourself to some seasonal decoration for your bleak & mouldy hovel wall - get one of these cute prints by Dippyfish ko-fi.com/s/4c5420b06f - £12.50
I also recommend you treat yourself to some seasonal decoration for your bleak & mouldy hovel wall - get one of these cute prints by Dippyfish ko-fi.com/s/4c5420b06f - £12.50
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
With Burns Nicht coming up, I recommend you purchase your neeps from the Rootveg'R'We stall asap. Special offers all week,
I also recommend you treat yourself to some seasonal decoration for your bleak & mouldy hovel wall - get one of these cute prints by Dippyfish ko-fi.com/s/4c5420b06f - £12.50
I also recommend you treat yourself to some seasonal decoration for your bleak & mouldy hovel wall - get one of these cute prints by Dippyfish ko-fi.com/s/4c5420b06f - £12.50
Shouldn't that be Laura K in the middle?
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Shouldn't that be Laura K in the middle?
Bloody hell, it's nearly a month since the Yulemas sprouts were consumed, and they're still causing problems
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Bloody hell, it's nearly a month since the Yulemas sprouts were consumed, and they're still causing problems
I think the Nobel committee should award a Patience Prize to everyone who managed to sit through 70 minutes of Trump's insane, poisonous, demented,* ramblings (Trump not eligible).
And the translators should get a €100k pension for life for devotion far above & beyond the call of duty
* literally
And the translators should get a €100k pension for life for devotion far above & beyond the call of duty
* literally
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I think the Nobel committee should award a Patience Prize to everyone who managed to sit through 70 minutes of Trump's insane, poisonous, demented,* ramblings (Trump not eligible).
And the translators should get a €100k pension for life for devotion far above & beyond the call of duty
* literally
And the translators should get a €100k pension for life for devotion far above & beyond the call of duty
* literally
@frmo.bsky.social
Can't say I'm impressed by the general build quality in Shrewsbury. Handy being able to shit straight down onto passing boats though.
Can't say I'm impressed by the general build quality in Shrewsbury. Handy being able to shit straight down onto passing boats though.
Old Welsh Bridge, Shrewsbury (exhibited 1795), painting by J.M.W. Turner, 1775-1851 (Whitworth Art Gallery).
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
@frmo.bsky.social
Can't say I'm impressed by the general build quality in Shrewsbury. Handy being able to shit straight down onto passing boats though.
Can't say I'm impressed by the general build quality in Shrewsbury. Handy being able to shit straight down onto passing boats though.
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… “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”…
Applied in 1939. Applies today.
Applied in 1939. Applies today.
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
… “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”…
Applied in 1939. Applies today.
Applied in 1939. Applies today.
From 1872
Why, exactly, are they recommended by medical men?
I suppose if they're air-tight there's little chance of waking up after the funeral.
Why, exactly, are they recommended by medical men?
I suppose if they're air-tight there's little chance of waking up after the funeral.
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
From 1872
Why, exactly, are they recommended by medical men?
I suppose if they're air-tight there's little chance of waking up after the funeral.
Why, exactly, are they recommended by medical men?
I suppose if they're air-tight there's little chance of waking up after the funeral.
Bugger
Before Jule, reported odd sounds from the 'water' pipe connecting the Duck Pond to the hovel . Nothing. Nada. Reported again today. 4pm, no water coming out of the tap. Phoned Dŵr Mercia again, bloke will arrive at 10.30ish. No idea what's wrong. No fountains in the garden. Can't be frost
Before Jule, reported odd sounds from the 'water' pipe connecting the Duck Pond to the hovel . Nothing. Nada. Reported again today. 4pm, no water coming out of the tap. Phoned Dŵr Mercia again, bloke will arrive at 10.30ish. No idea what's wrong. No fountains in the garden. Can't be frost
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Bugger
Before Jule, reported odd sounds from the 'water' pipe connecting the Duck Pond to the hovel . Nothing. Nada. Reported again today. 4pm, no water coming out of the tap. Phoned Dŵr Mercia again, bloke will arrive at 10.30ish. No idea what's wrong. No fountains in the garden. Can't be frost
Before Jule, reported odd sounds from the 'water' pipe connecting the Duck Pond to the hovel . Nothing. Nada. Reported again today. 4pm, no water coming out of the tap. Phoned Dŵr Mercia again, bloke will arrive at 10.30ish. No idea what's wrong. No fountains in the garden. Can't be frost
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Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
I want to ignore what's happening in the world for at least a month.
How do I do it?
Some bits are easy
1) avoid media websites
2) avoid radio/TV
3) but how do I enjoy Wülferhampton without the modern world leaking in? I already have loads of mute words set up.
How do I do it?
Some bits are easy
1) avoid media websites
2) avoid radio/TV
3) but how do I enjoy Wülferhampton without the modern world leaking in? I already have loads of mute words set up.
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I want to ignore what's happening in the world for at least a month.
How do I do it?
Some bits are easy
1) avoid media websites
2) avoid radio/TV
3) but how do I enjoy Wülferhampton without the modern world leaking in? I already have loads of mute words set up.
How do I do it?
Some bits are easy
1) avoid media websites
2) avoid radio/TV
3) but how do I enjoy Wülferhampton without the modern world leaking in? I already have loads of mute words set up.
I've decided that RootVeg Enterprises Ltd is going to try and delink from using services owned or managed by those dodgy folk in Vinland. I suspect it won't be easy, but little steps...
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I've decided that RootVeg Enterprises Ltd is going to try and delink from using services owned or managed by those dodgy folk in Vinland. I suspect it won't be easy, but little steps...
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
I never realised that "Farage Man" had been around for so long.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I never realised that "Farage Man" had been around for so long.
Dear Estate of J R R Tolkien
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dear Estate of J R R Tolkien
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
Dear Firefox
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dear Firefox
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
It's a busy evening in the kitchens at Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home for happy, smiling, orphans, getting everything ready for the Yule feast. Other Granny R has the orphans chopping turnips, while Samantha is busy scraping the carrots. The Brendas are crocheting new stockings
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's a busy evening in the kitchens at Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home for happy, smiling, orphans, getting everything ready for the Yule feast. Other Granny R has the orphans chopping turnips, while Samantha is busy scraping the carrots. The Brendas are crocheting new stockings
I hate this time of year. It's already a problem trying to work out what day it is, what with being semi-retired AND WFH. But now it's three weeks of confusion. Last Saturday felt like boxing day. Now I have no idea what to expect on Radio 3 - is it the strange weekend programs, or Mon-Fri?
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I hate this time of year. It's already a problem trying to work out what day it is, what with being semi-retired AND WFH. But now it's three weeks of confusion. Last Saturday felt like boxing day. Now I have no idea what to expect on Radio 3 - is it the strange weekend programs, or Mon-Fri?