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Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
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Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
I found a single verse of 'The Red Flag' worked equally well.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's not just Covid - we're in the middle of a nasty flu epidemic as well! Are people determined to have a week or two of feeling sick and miserable over Christmas?*

* okay, I appreciate that the prospect of spending days with screaming kids & drunken relatives can do that, even without a virus
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Obviously "Have you switched it off and on again" has been tried

Have you tried "wiggle everything about a bit?"

I had an odd problem on a desktop I built. Boot up, fails with various beeps. Immediately press on/off button again & hold it in, worked on 2nd attempt. Carried on like that for years!
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hmmmm, good point....<looks up 'buy bubonic plague and Ebola online'....>
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If he's driving when the photo was taken we now have a very dead photographer.
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I just do not understand it! I generally don't bother unless I'm indoors in close contact with lots of people. But a doctor's surgery ffs? Full of sick people?
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Went to the doc last week for bloods. One other person (young girl) masked in the waiting room. None of the staff.
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Is that where you chop the tree down to count the rings?
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's exciting, you have to admit
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
'genocide' in quotation marks? It's a fact
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Tbf, so us piers morgan
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Old story

John Wayne, playing the role of the centurion at the cross in The Greatest Story Ever Told, delivers the line "Truly, this was the Son of God," only to be told by director George Stevens, "Say it with awe, John!" He responds, "Awww, truly this was the son of God!".
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don't think he was paying!
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My Tadcu, Taliesin Mordecai (the one in the middle). He was an instructor at the Central Flying School 1917-18. I assume this was a landing by a pupil (but probably not the future George VI, who he is believed to have taught)
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't envy the researchers. So many variables to allow for.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Last year when I had 17 days in the cardiac unit was my first experience in nigh on 70 years. Much better than I was expecting. Amazingly kind, professional and considerate staff, ace treatment. The food though... 5/10
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Or the quiche. Like wot I got last year.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Much, much better than a doorway.

Is it in Finland where they're tried the radical experiment of giving homeless people a home? Seems to work. They then get jobs etc.

And giving young people a Basic Income seems to work as well. They get homes, jobs, lives...
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A worthwhile effort. But it's still only (nice) temporary housing. What they need is a home.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As one of the babes? Dressed like Pan's People?
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm holding on for the paperback! Do Amazon accept turnips? Good luck.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thankfully I'm unlikely to hear it. I've instructed "Santa's Sentimental Serfs" (the current resident 'popular beat combo' in ÞNCB) to strictly stick to Hildegard's Hip-hop hits for the rest of the month. Also I stick a couple of small radishes in my ears until the New Year begins.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A new career beckons - le Petomane Nouveau
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM