Hyla
@frogmantha.bsky.social
I wish there was a way to combine the words "blastbeat" and "butch" that didn't sound stupid
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"Loving your wife is like wearing a band's shirt to the show"
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Loving your wife is like wearing a band's shirt to the show"
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THE. MISSILE. KNOWS.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
THE. MISSILE. KNOWS.
you want to be a robot because you want to be a dissociated and owned object
I want to be a robot because I hate being made of skin
We are not the same
I want to be a robot because I hate being made of skin
We are not the same
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
you want to be a robot because you want to be a dissociated and owned object
I want to be a robot because I hate being made of skin
We are not the same
I want to be a robot because I hate being made of skin
We are not the same
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me: better redbull than deadbull
my male cow (whose water supply i have replaced with energy drinks): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my male cow (whose water supply i have replaced with energy drinks): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
me: better redbull than deadbull
my male cow (whose water supply i have replaced with energy drinks): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my male cow (whose water supply i have replaced with energy drinks): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I'm always scared, near a goose"
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"I'm always scared, near a goose"
Every time I open a Social Media Platform I immediately see like a dozen posts that reinforce the idea that a lot of people stay spiritually 15 for most of their lives
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every time I open a Social Media Platform I immediately see like a dozen posts that reinforce the idea that a lot of people stay spiritually 15 for most of their lives
the problem with dj sabrina the teenage dj is that it's way too easy to literally not listen to anything else for an entire 48hr period
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
the problem with dj sabrina the teenage dj is that it's way too easy to literally not listen to anything else for an entire 48hr period
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Democrats when the GOP is destroying the global economy to bring about the mechahitler singularity: ermm get a load of mr orange tinyhands over here 🤪🤪
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Democrats when the GOP is destroying the global economy to bring about the mechahitler singularity: ermm get a load of mr orange tinyhands over here 🤪🤪
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-
more like dork ambient haha
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
more like dork ambient haha
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the invitation type post
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the invitation type post
I will repost Steven Flowe every time I see him
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I will repost Steven Flowe every time I see him
I think my favorite part of the modern era is looking at the CD/tape of my friend's album sitting on my shelf, saying "ugh", and typing the title into soulseek
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think my favorite part of the modern era is looking at the CD/tape of my friend's album sitting on my shelf, saying "ugh", and typing the title into soulseek
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spent the last 4hrs listening to techno* and tagging mp3s, forgot to eat or drink, we're so fucking back baby
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
spent the last 4hrs listening to techno* and tagging mp3s, forgot to eat or drink, we're so fucking back baby
"The lion does not concern herself with Eric Clapton"
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"The lion does not concern herself with Eric Clapton"
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slugs have legs they just aren't attached to their bodies
October 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
slugs have legs they just aren't attached to their bodies
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they call it shadow banning because of the 1934 shadow the hedgehog prohibition act where they first legislated banning shadow the hedgehog look up shadow the hedgehog rule 34 to find out more
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
they call it shadow banning because of the 1934 shadow the hedgehog prohibition act where they first legislated banning shadow the hedgehog look up shadow the hedgehog rule 34 to find out more
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TACHIKOMA MY FUCKING BELOVED
October 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
TACHIKOMA MY FUCKING BELOVED
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