Hyla
@frogmantha.bsky.social
I wish there was a way to combine the words "blastbeat" and "butch" that didn't sound stupid
Eyy new boot day for me too, go birds
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Eyy new boot day for me too, go birds
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THE. MISSILE. KNOWS.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
THE. MISSILE. KNOWS.
Boys night is essential and eternal
The gender police will never take boys night from me
The gender police will never take boys night from me
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Boys night is essential and eternal
The gender police will never take boys night from me
The gender police will never take boys night from me
The entire time I've known you, "mix it with peanut butter and eat it like a dog" has been your primary approach to all sustenance; glad to see medicine added to the list
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The entire time I've known you, "mix it with peanut butter and eat it like a dog" has been your primary approach to all sustenance; glad to see medicine added to the list
Everyone has their vices
Mine is scrolling through the Acronym tab on grailed even though I do not have 1200 dollars for a jacket
Who knows which is truly healthier
Mine is scrolling through the Acronym tab on grailed even though I do not have 1200 dollars for a jacket
Who knows which is truly healthier
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Everyone has their vices
Mine is scrolling through the Acronym tab on grailed even though I do not have 1200 dollars for a jacket
Who knows which is truly healthier
Mine is scrolling through the Acronym tab on grailed even though I do not have 1200 dollars for a jacket
Who knows which is truly healthier
It's like, fine, I guess, and I'm not pretending to be immune with my little Digimon fridge magnet and knowledge of star wars cartoons, but like dawg please stop arguing with strangers you will be immediately happier I promise you there are other ways to get dopamine
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's like, fine, I guess, and I'm not pretending to be immune with my little Digimon fridge magnet and knowledge of star wars cartoons, but like dawg please stop arguing with strangers you will be immediately happier I promise you there are other ways to get dopamine
If you haven't heard her earlier stuff, La Saboteuse was one of the albums that really got me like actually into jazz beyond just the classics and background cafe jazz
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you haven't heard her earlier stuff, La Saboteuse was one of the albums that really got me like actually into jazz beyond just the classics and background cafe jazz
What about if they say "you could sell this to me specifically please I want a print really bad" and then hand you multiple crisp currency bills
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What about if they say "you could sell this to me specifically please I want a print really bad" and then hand you multiple crisp currency bills
