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Frozen Badger

@frozenbadger.bsky.social

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Sci-fi and space nerd, occasional gamer/streamer, craft beer enthusiast, terrible writer of TF fiction. Retweets bad memes and werewolves. 18+ only, M, taken Twitch: twitch.tv/frozen_badger

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 14h

Always nice seeing @bearpadart.bsky.social and @digsbybear.bsky.social's art in the wild 🥰

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 14h

Dropped into SF for fleet week, and had to make a pilgrimage to the Lone Star 🐻

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Toon Raccoon! @cooner.art · 2d

This is perhaps the greatest news caption of ALL TIME ✊

Over video of peacock, shark, and polar bear costumes, a caption on a news report reads: “After our interview, the frogs were joined by a couple of unicorns, a polar bear, an axolotl, a raccoon and several more characters.”

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 3d

Make sure you get a picture of your stack of plates at the conveyor belt sushi place.

And, have fun!!

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 4d

Doing a little re-watch of the Expanse. God, I had forgotten how peak this show is.

Political drama? ✅️
Great worldbuilding? ✅️
Realistic space combat? ✅️
Healthy, normalized queer and poly relationships? ✅️ ✅️ ✅️

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Hoglly (commissions open) @baddieholly.bsky.social · 4d

!LOOKING FOR COMMISSIONERS!
have lots of medical and veterinary bills coming up so sharing is much appreciated ^^’

Consider getting a quick portrait sketch for 25 usd
Full price list is listed in the form linked below ⬇️

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 4d

We need more media of folks being isekai'd into a fantasy world, and in the process, they wake up as a gnoll.

Fortunately, gnolls are very friendly to any wayward newcomers to their world, and quickly welcome the confused former human to their tribe.

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Geo Holms @geoholms.bsky.social · Oct 6

#BadgerDay? Better activate the ol' #BadgerMode

🎨 by Raaynee

Three pose sequence of Geo (normally a raccoon) transforming into a badger.

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Geo Holms @geoholms.bsky.social · Oct 7

Suppose #BadgerDay be a good time to share one of this very cool comic about Geo activating #BadgerMode in spaaaaaace. #shiny

(Comic by rocket_akita)

Image of a shiny golden badger figurine.

1st Panel: An otter and raccoon in spacesuits walking down a corridor: Oscar, otter says: Geo, I know I set it earlier but it's so nice not to be exploring an empty ship on my own. So, tzank you for joining me.
Geo, raccoon: You're welcome Oscar:
2nd Panel: Oscar: Remember, we're only here for the tze portable power unit. It's suspected to be extremely advanced in comparison to currently available tech. But tzere is another team on its way to gather all other items of interest onboard.
3rd Panel: Oscar: So [passing by room with something shining]
4th Panel: Oscar: Don't Touch [Geo turns to look into the room.
5th Panel: Oscar: Anything Strange [Geo looking into the room directly]

Geo: Oooooo, shiny <3
Geo: It is...so...
[Geo steps into the room. There's a shiny gold badger figurine. It is glowing and there's big obvious KEEP OFF CAUTION holographic warning on it]
Geo: ShhhhIIIIIIIINNNNNYYY!!
[Geo grabs the item, his paws grow, claws growing out and bursting out of gloves.]

[Panel shows Oscar outside the room, looking back at glow] Oscar: Geo, did you hear TZAT?
[Oscar looks back at room, he rushes back and into room] Geo? Geo?!
[Oscar looks up at something out of frame] Oscar: Uh, uh, is tzat you Geo...?
[Geo, now transformed into a giant european badger beast has shiny badger item enclosed in paws] Geo: LOOK OSCAR I FOUND SOMETHING SHINY!

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

Their collegiate swim team is suddenly a lot less competitive. The beards and freshmen 50 slow them down.

But their golf team and whiskey distilling programs are now world-class!

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

All the tenured staff suddenly having their coffee and paper replaced by a scottish coffee and pipe.

As well as growing a lot more white fur, hooves, claws, and beards

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

Next stop: heading off to the faculty lounge to go turn it into a smoking lounge!

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

Happy national 'us' day!

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

Halloween TF? Sure, why not!

I'm gonna go a little unconventional and say either a gnoll or a werebadger :)

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 6d

Baked goods, and bellies 😊

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Haize @haizebou.bsky.social · 6d

It looks like the geography professor bought a weird antique pipe and decided to show it off during a lecture. He probably should've read the inscription on it first! Oh well, now he got shorter, rounder, and significantly more Scottish in front of the entire class :P

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Bernie before the transformation, halfway being a human

Bernie after the transformation, being fully a reindeer

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 7d

Damnit, I thought I was the only one who had the idea for "Mean Wolves" 😅

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 8d

He looks cantankerous, and adorable!

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 8d

And sure enough, everyone stands up to rush the exit anyway, layover be damned.

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 8d

Southwest flight attendant: "Ladies and gentlemen. We have some folks with very short layovers, so if that's not you, please stay seated to let those folks off the plane first"

Me, thinking: "Honey, this is America. That plan was never gonna work"

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Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 10d

Is that an offer, or a heads up that everyone will be bears this season?

Not that I need much persuading to be a trucker burr 🐻

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 10d

Didn't day anything about scritches behind the ears!

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 12d

And a double scoop of DEI, since the policy of the federation military was that they could not deny service (and therefore citizenship) to any individual, regardless of their ability.

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 16d

Also, Wendy and the Xeno's dialogue:

W: "Hey, this island is now Jurassic Park, and I'm Dennis Nedry. Know what that makes you?"

X: "The raptors?"

W: "Yep"

X: "Say less"

Frozen Badger @frozenbadger.bsky.social · 16d

You know, maybe the surviving humans of Alien: Earth could have avoided their current predicament if they had watched Jurassic Park and Westworld instead of just reading Peter Pan.

Just sayin...

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