Frozen Cusser
@frozencusser.bsky.social
Very Cold. Full of Fucks.
#heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
#heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
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Frozen Cusser
@frozencusser.bsky.social
· Nov 18
At the hearing aid 🦻 office, you don't have to worry about the other people in the waiting room making small talk.
After finishing Muppet Family Christmas, the youngest cusserling asked to watch more "Little of Them" (Muppet Babies).
Muppet Family Christmas TV special is now playing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
After finishing Muppet Family Christmas, the youngest cusserling asked to watch more "Little of Them" (Muppet Babies).
This is why--as an Atheist--I honor the season with two inflatable Holiday Dragons.
cannot abide inflatable christmas lawn ornaments. they defy the spirit of the season. decorating for christmas should, like the birth of our lord, be historically brutish and vexing. cheap inflatables are an offense to his gospel.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is why--as an Atheist--I honor the season with two inflatable Holiday Dragons.
Remember that stuffing at Thanksgiving is the best vehicle for your spiciest hot sauce. And the pumpkin pie is a perfect cooling agent afterwards.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Remember that stuffing at Thanksgiving is the best vehicle for your spiciest hot sauce. And the pumpkin pie is a perfect cooling agent afterwards.
The Hot Ones jabroni is borderline ruining this parade broadcast. He's the kid in your 3rd grade class that when it was their turn to read, everyone got impatient because it was so slow and oddly paced.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The Hot Ones jabroni is borderline ruining this parade broadcast. He's the kid in your 3rd grade class that when it was their turn to read, everyone got impatient because it was so slow and oddly paced.
As mentioned on this episode: the greatest Xmas song of all time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLNq...
Find our latest show, Episode 1265: Sweet Bean and the Fever Machine, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Marcus McGillicuddy's Luxury Abandoned Homes. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As mentioned on this episode: the greatest Xmas song of all time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLNq...
Dressing is the best way to try a new hot sauce. Mashed potatoes is the second best way.
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dressing is the best way to try a new hot sauce. Mashed potatoes is the second best way.
The youngest Cusserling just got some vaccines, and he has been very crabby since then. I can see why some people become anti-vax when they experience this mood change but don't take into consideration that their kid and a bunch of other kids they know are still alive.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The youngest Cusserling just got some vaccines, and he has been very crabby since then. I can see why some people become anti-vax when they experience this mood change but don't take into consideration that their kid and a bunch of other kids they know are still alive.
Fuck the NFL, but the fact that when they did the location shuffle that they didn't send the Chargers to Las Vegas--a city located near a famous Hydroelectric Generation Facility--is a poetic crime.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fuck the NFL, but the fact that when they did the location shuffle that they didn't send the Chargers to Las Vegas--a city located near a famous Hydroelectric Generation Facility--is a poetic crime.
I appreciate people that spend their energy on long-form content, but no way am I going to watch a 51 minute TikTok.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I appreciate people that spend their energy on long-form content, but no way am I going to watch a 51 minute TikTok.
We as a society really need to come up with a better way to say "here's a bunch of cool stuff" than putting them in competition with each other.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We as a society really need to come up with a better way to say "here's a bunch of cool stuff" than putting them in competition with each other.
I went back to the @ethicalstl.org for the first time today and the band played 🎵Give What you Get🎵 which always makes me cry. It was a huge part of the hope and optimism that I felt in 2021: americansongwriter.com/behind-the-i...
Behind the Inspiring Meaning of "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals
The New Radicals' "You Get What You Give" is the sonic equal of walking down the street with a pep in your step on a sunny day.
americansongwriter.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I went back to the @ethicalstl.org for the first time today and the band played 🎵Give What you Get🎵 which always makes me cry. It was a huge part of the hope and optimism that I felt in 2021: americansongwriter.com/behind-the-i...
This statue idea is ridiculous. If there's going to be a Western US statute, it should be the statue of responsibility en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_....
‘MAGA Alcatraz’: Crypto exec sells Trump on Greek statue that tops Statute of Liberty
‘MAGA Alcatraz’: Crypto exec sells Trump on Greek statue that tops Statute of Liberty
‘MAGA Alcatraz’: Crypto exec sells Trump on Greek statue that tops Statute of Liberty
www.independent.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This statue idea is ridiculous. If there's going to be a Western US statute, it should be the statue of responsibility en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_....
I'm not in this district, but Lefty Nerdfighters casting a ballot are going to have a hard time with this one.
Illinois - 9th House Dem Polling:
Abughazaleh: 18%
Biss: 18%
Fine: 10%
Amiwala: 6%
Simmons: 6%
Huynh: 5%
Data For Progress / Nov 3, 2025
Abughazaleh: 18%
Biss: 18%
Fine: 10%
Amiwala: 6%
Simmons: 6%
Huynh: 5%
Data For Progress / Nov 3, 2025
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not in this district, but Lefty Nerdfighters casting a ballot are going to have a hard time with this one.
I'm old enough that I need blood pressure medicine every day and the difference between Walgreen's each month and 90 days from @costplusdrugs.com is almost unbelievable.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm old enough that I need blood pressure medicine every day and the difference between Walgreen's each month and 90 days from @costplusdrugs.com is almost unbelievable.
Live look into the Grok developers adjusting the "Opinion of Elon Musk" settings.
a mixer with a sign that says sucks rocks on it
Alt: a mixer with a sign that says sucks rocks on it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Live look into the Grok developers adjusting the "Opinion of Elon Musk" settings.
I love my bookstore, but they didn't realize that today was release day for the new edition of @merriam-webster.com so I had to order it. Happy Birthday 12th edition (also, me).
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I love my bookstore, but they didn't realize that today was release day for the new edition of @merriam-webster.com so I had to order it. Happy Birthday 12th edition (also, me).
Finally getting around to watching the "Dirtier Cut" of 🎥Dirty Work🎥 after purchasing it ($50?) and an HDDVD player ($120? used XBOne) all for one nostalgic classic.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Finally getting around to watching the "Dirtier Cut" of 🎥Dirty Work🎥 after purchasing it ($50?) and an HDDVD player ($120? used XBOne) all for one nostalgic classic.
@thenutmegnews.com "Local defender of MLS Calendar switch trading in Tesla for Diesel Truck as a compromise to make Winter games have better soccer weather."
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@thenutmegnews.com "Local defender of MLS Calendar switch trading in Tesla for Diesel Truck as a compromise to make Winter games have better soccer weather."
SNL this week was excellent. It really made me feel better about watching Glen Powell movies (basically means I'm going to watch Running Man)
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
SNL this week was excellent. It really made me feel better about watching Glen Powell movies (basically means I'm going to watch Running Man)
The Guardian shares quite a bit of Australia news and at first glance, I assumed that this was more their flavor. Pretty sure the Aussies wouldn't have arrested anyone for this; just gave them the boot.
Two arrested over phone hidden in Commons to reportedly play sex noises during PMQs
Two arrested over phone hidden in Commons to reportedly play sex noises during PMQs
Police believe device was deliberately planted near frontbench to disrupt proceedings, prompting heightened security in parliament
Police have arrested two men in connection with a mobile phone hidden in the House of Commons that was reportedly planted there to play sex noises during prime minister’s questions.
The phone was found near the frontbench during a routine sweep of the chamber. It is believed to have been intended to interrupt the keynote weekly showdown between Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch in September. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Guardian shares quite a bit of Australia news and at first glance, I assumed that this was more their flavor. Pretty sure the Aussies wouldn't have arrested anyone for this; just gave them the boot.
I have reached my 18th Reddit Cakeday. I still use old.reddit.com for everything. I use the web interface on mobile. But the most disappointing thing...they stopped updating the club badge after 15.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have reached my 18th Reddit Cakeday. I still use old.reddit.com for everything. I use the web interface on mobile. But the most disappointing thing...they stopped updating the club badge after 15.
Midwesterners posting on Facebook about Mamdani should trigger an automatic audit of what you'd be missing if you stopped following that person.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Midwesterners posting on Facebook about Mamdani should trigger an automatic audit of what you'd be missing if you stopped following that person.
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social wearing a Snoopy shirt so I got my hopes up I'd hear one of your Charlie Brown songs in Marian...alas
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social wearing a Snoopy shirt so I got my hopes up I'd hear one of your Charlie Brown songs in Marian...alas
@chewywalrus.bsky.social This is the only way I want you to refer to the next Marvel movies.
So is Jake Gyllenhaal gonna be in the big Marvel: Oops! All Multiverse movie or not? I know he played Nightcrawer, but I don't remember pictures of him doing it...weird.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@chewywalrus.bsky.social This is the only way I want you to refer to the next Marvel movies.