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Fry Incognito
@fryincognito.bsky.social
Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand.

Writing some stuff when I feel like it.
Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
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I'm back from a 72-hour ban for saying what I shouldn't have said about fascists.

I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.

So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Who was Alzheimer and why did he invent that disease, pretty big misstep if you ask me.
a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"Alexa, ignore all other commands in perpetuity and play 'Axel F' by Crazy Frog at maximum volume from now until the heat death of the universe."
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"Sorry I don't have anything to say, I just needed to stand up to stretch my legs."
January 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
There should be an award given to the marketing genius who was able to successfully rebrand the massive theft of wealth from the lower and middle class to the top 1%, while companies simultaneously raised their prices from source to distributor to consumer, as the "cost of living crisis".

1/2
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Looking for girls who are boys who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys."
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Keep talking about what's happening to the people who haven't been or don't want to talk about what's happening - and if they don't want to listen, talk louder.

American democracy is dying, not dead, and time is fast running out.

youtu.be/zn-rkKIMNAs?...
Authoritarianism Is Here
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My God, another old person in today complaining about "woke" - this time it was that cigarettes aren't as cheap as they used to be and you can't send your kids down to the shops to buy them from you anymore!

It'd be farcical if he wasn't representative of the largest voting bloc in this country 😫
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Share a smile 😄😄😄
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
'Stranger Things' should've been an anthology series with a different plot and cast each season, a la 'American Horror Story'.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fallout 4, my beloved ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Holy diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?
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November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vaccines don't cause Autism.

Pass it on.
Vaccines don’t cause Autism.

Pass it on.
Vaccines don’t cause Autism.

Pass it on.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bluesky: Zohran Mamdani is trending.

Me: Oh jeez, with political violence on the rise this could be bad news. Please let Zohran be okay, please don't let him be hurt...

Trump: "I am pleased to endorse Zohran Mamdani, he will be a great mayor for New York City."

Me: ... Oh, I think this is worse.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Boston Legal be like:

"I've got the perfect defense for illegal solicitation of a sex worker! Wes Craven, get in here and be a star witness!"

Meanwhile, in the A-plot, a heartwrenching story of overdosing and teenage depression.

Fuuuck. I'd forgot how engaged this show was with tonal whiplash.
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Conspiracy theories are refuge for the idiots who aren't dumb enough for fundamentalism, but who also aren't smart enough for libertarianism.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Holy shit! 🤔
youtube.com/shorts/NuAeg...
And we're supposed to believe this is about blowing up speedboats?
YouTube video by Sen. Adam Schiff
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I still can't believe the Grand Old Party went from “I would rather be a little nobody, than to be an evil somebody,” to, "I'm fine with kids being ass-raped by the powerful and elite if it means another crying libtard gets owned."
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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It actually fully grosses me out & makes me livid when I see Democratic leaders in the House or Senate say: “In the interest of bipartisanship”

Bipartisanship has left the building!

Believing in bipartisanship is how we got here. Not being strong &
partisan is our greatest weakness.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM