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FunkieNYFL

@funkienyfl.bsky.social

250 followers 330 following 910 posts

Vintage guitars & amps, cats, carbs and Steelers. Hitchhiked across the US at 15, now I prefer a good nap

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 17h

Make sure your cat reads the app's privacy policy carefully

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 18h

And of course he'll win every ballroom dancing competition held there

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 22h

One of those unwritten expectations that Americans wouldn't elect a madman to be President. Twice

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 23h

Dude hasn't learned anything in 170 years

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 1d

He has resting taser face in his arrest photo

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a Clue: I suspect Colonel Ketchup, in the Ballroom, with a U.S. Navy warship

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 2d

I can't operate a forklift on my allergy meds but dude whacked on ketamine can operate a robot army. What could go wrong

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 2d

If the last 10 years have taught us anything, destroying things is popular but only if you destroy the things most needed by the people who are rooting on the destruction

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty opulent ballroom for a guy that only knows the double jerk off motion dance to YMCA

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 3d

At least the Beastie Boys fought for our rights

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 3d

pod ate all the cake and didn't save us any

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 4d

Just DVR the game, start watching it an hour after it starts and skip all the commercials and the halftime show. I couldn't imagine watching it any other way

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 4d

Sure, verification and further diligence to make sure he's Nazi enough to be a part of this administration

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 4d

I had to get out of bed, walk 20 feet, manually turn my coffee machine and wait. I don't know how my parents survived

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 5d

Trump couldn't find Colombia on a map of Colombia

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 5d

Tower of Power asks Mike Lee "what is hip" and I know Mike Lee will get the reference because you can take one look at him and know he's a totally funky dude

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 7d

Purchasing a majority of Supreme Court justices seem pretty effective

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 8d

Rogan and MTG both stating the obvious in one week? Pigs must be flying over the frozen lakes in hell

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 8d

Guess there's no "work requirement" when Congress receives taxpayer dollars

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 8d

This is exactly what I say if I want to get out of a bad date

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 9d

I'm setting up my friend's new computer and was horrified to learn that she's still using the actual AOL software for her email so I learned that yes, it still exists and it's now called AOL "Gold"

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 9d

Only his brain, unfortunately

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 12d

The "long opinion" just being like Jack Torrance typing "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" in The Shining except it's "Dear Leader can do whatever he wants"

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 12d

Putting your trust in the instincts in a 300 lb. id in a slug suit what could go wrong

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 14d

And his "emotional age" 70 years younger than his "chronological age"