FunkieNYFL
@funkienyfl.bsky.social
Vintage guitars & amps, cats, carbs and Steelers. Hitchhiked across the US at 15, now I prefer a good nap
It's death squad on arrival
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's death squad on arrival
A basket of deplorables?
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 PM
A basket of deplorables?
Bill Cassidy can ask that question as he battles Trump's hand-picked primary challenger, as well as his role in the rising toll of preventable children's deaths
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Bill Cassidy can ask that question as he battles Trump's hand-picked primary challenger, as well as his role in the rising toll of preventable children's deaths
If we're drafting a QB this year or next, don't you think the stability an offensive HC would provide should be an important factor rather than the possibility of different OCs every couple of years? If we had a vet QB, I'd be less concerned
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 AM
If we're drafting a QB this year or next, don't you think the stability an offensive HC would provide should be an important factor rather than the possibility of different OCs every couple of years? If we had a vet QB, I'd be less concerned
Mostly inconsistent game planning, play calling and making adjustments. Hard to say we can't do better
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Mostly inconsistent game planning, play calling and making adjustments. Hard to say we can't do better
So many wars, so little time until one heroic blood clot saves us
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
So many wars, so little time until one heroic blood clot saves us
Awesome. I just followed all. Now if I can just get Bluesky to stop showing me 3 week old NFL posts
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Awesome. I just followed all. Now if I can just get Bluesky to stop showing me 3 week old NFL posts
They should also subpoena Epstein's former best bud. Can't remember his name right now. Maybe it was redacted from my memory
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
They should also subpoena Epstein's former best bud. Can't remember his name right now. Maybe it was redacted from my memory
Regardless of how they sort themselves out, there's still too many shitty people that will continue to vote for the shittiest candidates. Hopefully enough will lose interest in politics when the orange turd is gone and maybe some Biden to Trump voters can be won back
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Regardless of how they sort themselves out, there's still too many shitty people that will continue to vote for the shittiest candidates. Hopefully enough will lose interest in politics when the orange turd is gone and maybe some Biden to Trump voters can be won back
Sounds like he's trying to hork up a combed-over hairball
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sounds like he's trying to hork up a combed-over hairball
Now say that into a mirror
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Now say that into a mirror
We've been living with the results of a decades-long study on the effects of a significant portion of the population being subjected to daily lies and propaganda by the most viewed TV and social media outlets
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We've been living with the results of a decades-long study on the effects of a significant portion of the population being subjected to daily lies and propaganda by the most viewed TV and social media outlets
Whenever I was doing a bankruptcy or divorce intake for a client and they felt compelled to say "I'm a Christian" unprompted, I knew from experience there was a 99% chance they'd be lying about something on their paperwork
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Whenever I was doing a bankruptcy or divorce intake for a client and they felt compelled to say "I'm a Christian" unprompted, I knew from experience there was a 99% chance they'd be lying about something on their paperwork
My 1st concert ever was '84ish at Nassau Colosseum. As a guitar player that grew up on the distorted sounds of Ozzy, Zepp, Sabbath, etc, hearing Jerry and Bobby's clean guitars filling the room was a revelation. They totally changed my style of playing to this day. RIP
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
My 1st concert ever was '84ish at Nassau Colosseum. As a guitar player that grew up on the distorted sounds of Ozzy, Zepp, Sabbath, etc, hearing Jerry and Bobby's clean guitars filling the room was a revelation. They totally changed my style of playing to this day. RIP
Definitely better than one mildly disapproving cat
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Definitely better than one mildly disapproving cat
Because he's not a sociopath
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Because he's not a sociopath
A transgender weightlifter could bench press that giant tub of lard and would never be caught dead with that terrible bronzer job on his pallid face
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
A transgender weightlifter could bench press that giant tub of lard and would never be caught dead with that terrible bronzer job on his pallid face
Trying to think of an occupation that requires being a clearly unhinged, angry psychopath
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Trying to think of an occupation that requires being a clearly unhinged, angry psychopath
He has Trump's little dick energy without the little bit of charm Trump used to have before his brain was eaten by resentment and syphilis
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
He has Trump's little dick energy without the little bit of charm Trump used to have before his brain was eaten by resentment and syphilis
My ex's Armenian dad turned me on to Bulgarian feta cheese and don't tell Greece but I prefer it to theirs
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 AM
My ex's Armenian dad turned me on to Bulgarian feta cheese and don't tell Greece but I prefer it to theirs
Know what would really distract from the Epstein files? Cardiac arrest
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Know what would really distract from the Epstein files? Cardiac arrest
I guess nobody's told Fetterman that the "what if I do the exact opposite of everything I ran on" political strategy hasn't ended well historically
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I guess nobody's told Fetterman that the "what if I do the exact opposite of everything I ran on" political strategy hasn't ended well historically
If we can just get a few thousand more people to vigorously shake his hand, he'll just disintegrate into a pile of ooze
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
If we can just get a few thousand more people to vigorously shake his hand, he'll just disintegrate into a pile of ooze
My internet was down for 4 hours a few days ago and I started updating my will
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My internet was down for 4 hours a few days ago and I started updating my will