Dr. Funk McLovin
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I Finally Understand Zygarde | PokemoGnosticism
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If you haven't seen it yet, here's a video of all the lore I could find on the Aura Trio in honor of #LegendsZA
#pokemon #gnosticism
If you haven't seen it yet, here's a video of all the lore I could find on the Aura Trio in honor of #LegendsZA
#pokemon #gnosticism
If I had the gift of prophecy I would not tell a soul.
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If I had the gift of prophecy I would not tell a soul.
Fleetwood Mac rules
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Fleetwood Mac rules
I want to make an analysis of an Unlearning Economics video through the lens of Esoterica but that might be completely stupid
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I want to make an analysis of an Unlearning Economics video through the lens of Esoterica but that might be completely stupid
My contempt has reached a new zenith. This chicken and dumpling soup is 90% dumpling. Minions Bring me the head of the chef
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
My contempt has reached a new zenith. This chicken and dumpling soup is 90% dumpling. Minions Bring me the head of the chef
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
There's a difference between being tired and being sleepy. Being tired is an evil slog through life forcing your body into moving. Being sleepy is being yawwwn mlem mlem. Mmmmm. Aaaahhhh
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
There's a difference between being tired and being sleepy. Being tired is an evil slog through life forcing your body into moving. Being sleepy is being yawwwn mlem mlem. Mmmmm. Aaaahhhh
"Oh this is smut of my comfort character :("
Be more grateful. Philistine
Be more grateful. Philistine
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"Oh this is smut of my comfort character :("
Be more grateful. Philistine
Be more grateful. Philistine
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*to the tune of David Bowie Star Man*
🎶 🎵 🎶 There's a trans man
Waiting up above
He's high above the clouds
He's so far out 🎶 🎵 🎶
🎶 🎵 🎶 There's a trans man
Waiting up above
He's high above the clouds
He's so far out 🎶 🎵 🎶
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
*to the tune of David Bowie Star Man*
🎶 🎵 🎶 There's a trans man
Waiting up above
He's high above the clouds
He's so far out 🎶 🎵 🎶
🎶 🎵 🎶 There's a trans man
Waiting up above
He's high above the clouds
He's so far out 🎶 🎵 🎶
Bsky does have a lot of issues, some of them quite serious like the "Rude" filter. But people are so ready to throw the baby out with the bath water and return to Instagram or worse, X the Everything App where these problems exist in worse forms.
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Bsky does have a lot of issues, some of them quite serious like the "Rude" filter. But people are so ready to throw the baby out with the bath water and return to Instagram or worse, X the Everything App where these problems exist in worse forms.
One mans Crash is another mans Bandicoot
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
One mans Crash is another mans Bandicoot
i wonder what zampano would think about the state of the modern USA
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i wonder what zampano would think about the state of the modern USA
if elves were real they would make fun of us for our short lifespans i think. they would do lifespan shaming. it would be very hard to truly win rhetorically against a being who is going to live to see the futurama times
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
if elves were real they would make fun of us for our short lifespans i think. they would do lifespan shaming. it would be very hard to truly win rhetorically against a being who is going to live to see the futurama times
im so crazy and "effed up" that jojos adventure... well to me its "normal"
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
im so crazy and "effed up" that jojos adventure... well to me its "normal"
i love watching my cat eat. that motherfucker uses his whole head to chew
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i love watching my cat eat. that motherfucker uses his whole head to chew
Im starting to think those people we made fun of for saying "there's a freaking Cheeto in the white house" were right. There is a freaking Cheeto in the white house guys this sucks ass and it's all I can think about now
Once again, I have to reiterate that I think the president is doing a poor job.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Im starting to think those people we made fun of for saying "there's a freaking Cheeto in the white house" were right. There is a freaking Cheeto in the white house guys this sucks ass and it's all I can think about now
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Me: well Socrates I have brought you from the past into the modern era and have shown you our technology and politics. What do you think o great philosophical mind
Socrates: so you're saying people have to wear clothes like ALL the time??
Socrates: so you're saying people have to wear clothes like ALL the time??
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Me: well Socrates I have brought you from the past into the modern era and have shown you our technology and politics. What do you think o great philosophical mind
Socrates: so you're saying people have to wear clothes like ALL the time??
Socrates: so you're saying people have to wear clothes like ALL the time??
What if you went to the DMV and the attendant you got to renew your license was a goblin standing on a step stool. And when you acknowledged it everyone at the DMV got mad at you and the goblin looked sad. How would you salvage that situation
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
What if you went to the DMV and the attendant you got to renew your license was a goblin standing on a step stool. And when you acknowledged it everyone at the DMV got mad at you and the goblin looked sad. How would you salvage that situation
You know, I actually canvassed for Bernie. *drinks cherry pepsi from the dog bowl*
January 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You know, I actually canvassed for Bernie. *drinks cherry pepsi from the dog bowl*
Shout out to the guy at Belle Tire today who said "Aww poor buddy" when I explained how my tire popped
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Shout out to the guy at Belle Tire today who said "Aww poor buddy" when I explained how my tire popped
living in the usa is increasingly humiliating and stupid. a ruling class that just does increasingly inexplicable shit and excuses murder. sick
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
living in the usa is increasingly humiliating and stupid. a ruling class that just does increasingly inexplicable shit and excuses murder. sick
i think the biggest culture shock between christians and jews is how readily wine is available to children at bar mitzvahs
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i think the biggest culture shock between christians and jews is how readily wine is available to children at bar mitzvahs
my tire on my car stopped working today and i frowned
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
my tire on my car stopped working today and i frowned