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Dr. Funk McLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · Aug 31

Come get your food.

This video contains my own research and translations and is the culmination of my gnosis thus far on the Hylic journey.

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Gnosticism Crash Course | Funk McLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 5h

how she looks at you when she's trying to get petty revenge on zeus (he is about to turn you into a woodland creature)

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 12h

Delete this Libets hasn't seen it........

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 13h

A SLOG????? The thrill a minute journey across the globe is a SLOG?????

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

why is this so fucking funny. IS MALAMAR GOING TO FUCK ME?!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

you guys dont understand the treasure trove of Wizard Tracks i'm sitting on

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

is malamar going to fuck me

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

Another Setanael sermon. The Devil advocates Boldness.

"Allow me to relate a tale to you. Why do the Archons fear Yaldabaoth?

His face is that of a lion, his eyes so bright as to blind, his roar so loud as to deafen. Even I feared him once."

Setanael Sermon: The Virtue of Boldness | Jojo Funk McLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

If teachers teach... Do creatures... creach?

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

If you like this quiz, I have a video about these concepts coming Saturday

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

LINK: www.quotev.com/quiz/1718519...

I have reconstructed the quiz based on the Gnostic phases. Reply with which phase YOU are.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

LINK: www.quotev.com/quiz/1718519...

I have reconstructed the quiz based on the Gnostic phases. Reply with which phase YOU are.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

what you do is you attach a string to a kite and then a key to the kite and when thunder (lightning) hits the key, it will travel down the kitestring and charge your laptop. this is what they had to do for their laptops in the 1800s

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

One thing means one thing, another thing means another. You can be 2 things

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

do you find this result interesting/accurate/insightful?

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

LINK: www.quotev.com/quiz/1718519...

I have reconstructed the quiz based on the Gnostic phases. Reply with which phase YOU are.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

I wish you WOULD brainwash me smh

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

Because I am protected by the first amendment

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

your honor my client was not acting in his correct mental frame. shawty was like a melody in his mind your honor

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2d

I think it's time to finally admit Eridan is the coolest character of all fiction. If you don't agree block me instantly

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

reaction stuff is the lowest. shorts of reaction stuff is lower

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 3d

When Frank Sinatra released "New York, New York" Devo had already released two albums

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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