Kye's Media Journal
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Using this to catalogue the various media I engage with over time. Includes but isn't limited to movies, TV shows, games, and music. Main: @kye.bgay.social
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256. Space Chimps

The kinda movie that the teacher puts on at the end of the school year only for everyone to talk through it because nobody fucking cares.
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255. Family Guy's 2025 Halloween Special "A Little Fright Music"

You know it's bad when the voice chat starts rewriting the jokes to land better as we go on. You can tell Disney asked them to make the special and they dragged their feet.
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254. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Jim Carrey fulfills my greatest dream of lobotomizing himself in front of a live audience.
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253. Twitches

Put this in the S-tier of my "most annoying Disney movie main character" list.
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252. Hoodwinked! [R]

I managed to hide all of this in the back of my brain until now - apparently I'd retained it all.

Half of these jokes would have come off as cringe if not for the dogshit visuals making them infinitely funnier.
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251. Scream (1996)

If you made this movie today, Gale would be a true crime podcaster who milks her near death experience seconds after she gets home.
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250. Victor Frankenstein

If not for the cast being fruity as fuck this'd be total dogshit. It totally misses the point of the source material by giving us too much of it.

Stop the movie the moment the monster's hand moves and I'd be a *lot* kinder.
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249. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory [R]

Fuck Grandpa Joe, btw.

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248. Muppets Most Wanted

This is like Sonic Adventure 2 if you added the world's biggest muppet to the cast - Ricky Gervais.
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247. The Muppets (2011)

You're laughing.
Animal has relapsed after years of rehab and you're laughing.
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246. Umamusume: Pretty Derby (Season 3)

Fellas, is it gay to sleep with a plushie of your roommate and to also go on day-dates with them across the country?
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245. PlayStation State of Play (Sept 2025)

I regret buying a PS5.
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244. Sonic Racing: Crossworlds

I intend to keep playing this to get some of the extra missions and play online, but I got all the rivals and grand prixs done.

I haven't enjoyed a kart racer this much since Mario Kart Wii. Genuinely the best to ever do it from game feel alone.
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243. Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Ethan Hunt's journey is similar to my own.
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242. Belle (2021)

Gorgeously animated.
The main villain of this movie is a Reddit mod.
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241. Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief [R?]

I saw this in theaters but managed to not remember a single thing. That's likely because it's a 5/10 with really awful dialogue that feels like something from 6 years prior.
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240. A Good Man (2014)

Steven Seagal downed two white Monsters and let them create a third.
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239. Fallout 3 - Operation: Anchorage [R]

Really funny how they released a GoldenEye level pack for a supposed RPG and just stripped all the RPG elements out of it.
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238. Fallout 3 - Broken Steel [R]

This would be a free update nowadays.
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237. Fallout 3 - Mothership Zeta [R]

These aliens are so funny they make me wanna blow up a spaceship without looking.
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236. Fallout: New Vegas - Lonesome Road

A neat epilogue for NV as a whole. Character writing is pretty solid here.
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235. Fallout: New Vegas - Old World Blues

More in line with what I wanted from these DLCs. Short and sweet, fun area to explore, some of the dialogue got a chuckle from me. Good stuff.
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234. Fallout: New Vegas - Honest Hearts

This is more New Vegas and that's about it. A new map that's more desert, and new characters that are in the middle of another faction war. This didn't blow me away at all.
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233. Fallout: New Vegas - Dead Money

Aside from the albeit stellar writing, I really didn't enjoy this. I wasn't filtered by the different approach to gameplay but I don't think it works well tacked onto this game's engine.
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232. Fallout: New Vegas

It took me 15 years but I finally sat down and finished this (the main game, at least. Still have DLC to handle).

I appreciate the story and how much it can diverge, but some elements definitely haven't aged great. Could definitely use the Oblivion Remaster treatment.