Lenny
futurepoltergeist.com
Lenny
@futurepoltergeist.com
Social Media & Engagement Manager @ PXP Studios/Publicis
Bourbon enthusiast
Petter of dogs
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Don’t agonize, orcanize 🐳
June 19, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Let’s talk about how I added ice cream to my DoorDash order then panicked as I saw my two drivers starting to converge on the map and inevitably arrive on my porch at the exact same time.

Why yes, I did hide behind the curtains and make them leave everything on the porch.
June 13, 2023 at 12:31 AM
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Good morning, fellow sentient puffs of stardust 🌞 I hope you have a great day
May 24, 2023 at 11:40 AM
If you think I want to see your dogs on ANOTHER platform you are entirely correct please show me all your dogs
May 21, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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insane that nobody has dealt with the hamburglar yet
May 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I don’t always cry in fast food drive thrus but when I do it’s Taco Bell and a Tuesday afternoon
May 16, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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being middle aged is hot now! eat it zoomers!
May 16, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Might give my therapist a little childhood trauma today, as a treat.
May 16, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Hello Bluesky! Social media/digital marketer here. Looking for some good follows and people to connect with. Also in the liquor industry!
May 16, 2023 at 6:20 PM
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Happy to finally have a new place to put my random, photoless thoughts.
May 16, 2023 at 3:10 PM