sad story: one day a 35 year old man went to the cell phone store and says to the employee “my phone is broken” the employee says “sir this phone is working fine” the man breaks down into tears and says “then why dont my boys haha react my texts?”

i new years resolutioned too hard

GO KNICKS

pls miss me with the rigamarole

GIVEAWAY!

I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!

To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post

I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!

Which is your favorite of this batch?!

i just got my creditkarma weapped and im in the top 0.1% of having my shit goin down -50 because i took a loan out on a 2015 jeep wrangler

scrambling to find out which one of my friends posted this

it is so cool that i can watch football on the same app that i use to buy bags to pick up my dog's poop

last year at the boys chat secret santa we all did a weigh in and this year when we do the weigh in whoever gained the most weight in a year gets to open their presents first and if anyone lost weight they have to open their presents last and outside

operation do jack shit after lunch is a go

yo i know halloween was last week but i gotta say this emoji 🦇 scary as fuck

i love to get emails from my supermarket

its brown boy autumn

2011 childish gambino lyric thats like "i googled if i was gay i call that a queery"

heres where im at

im gonna be the first person to complete a marathon strictly by wave dashing irl