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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈

@fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social

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18+\NSFW- (They/He) Mid-thirties Hairy Queer Forest Spirit Nerdy Boston Area

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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 1d

Will offer sexual favors to anyone who can find my missing house key. The rest of my keys are on my keychain, it’s only my house one that’s MIA

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 2d

A tale of two sides of my ass
#jocktober #hairy

Rear view of a Hairy-assed individual in a jockstrap. They’re looking slightly left

Rear view of a Hairy-assed individual in a jockstrap. They’re looking slightly right

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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 5d

Yes please

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 22d

Getting distracted during my WFH day

Hairy thighs with my purple briefs bulge in the center

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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Sep 12

Really wanna bounce on someone right now

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Sep 1

🥵

Nick @nickandballs.bsky.social · Aug 31

Just a little fun before I have company join me. Didn’t think how much the water would enhance my furriness 🫣

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Sep 1

Jesus H Christ

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Aug 30

This pic is going in my wank bank 🥹

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Aug 27

Sent to a bloomf first. Long summer, haven’t been feeling the best, gonna post stuff more often :)

A furry-assed person in the middle of the woods with their pants pulled down

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Jul 31

I’d 100% go and wear one with you

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 28

Sent this to a bloomf and he said he was going to do many wonderful things to me 😈 (he was a lot more explicit)

Naked person with a hairy ass and low hanging balls bent over a staircase

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 25

Can someone come fuck this sick out of me? I’m tired of coughing

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 21

Had a co-worker ask to see pictures of my yard project on my phone today. Had to quickly hold the phone close to my chest while going through my photo stream. Cause… you know 🍑🍆

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 21

I want to sit on that

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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 16

Sent to oomfs, who said “so you’re asking to get your cheeks clapped, correct?”

Yes- definitely yes.

Individual with a furry butt laying on their bed with their pants and underwear pulled down

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 10

Woke up to myself jerking off in my sleep. I think it’s a sign my balls need to be emptied

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 10

In a heartbeat

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 9

It’s Friday and I’m feeling playful. The octopi treat me right, and so should you!

A furry-assed individual facing away from the camera on their knees with their legs spread wide. Their furry balls are hanging low. There are also two octopi stickers on the picture, one covering the individual’s hole, the other on their left leg

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 9

I think co-star is telling me to be a party bottom

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · May 4

For some reason my For You on bsky is always porn, porn, porn, random rabbit, porn again.

I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Apr 29

Would greatly enjoy being pinned down right now

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Apr 26

Aye aye Captain 🫡

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Apr 25

I would sandwich myself in-between and go to town on both!

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Apr 24

How come repairman visits to my house never end the way porn led me to believe they would end? I’m more than happy to offer my goods for his service

Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · Apr 22

It would make my day