Paul Montgomery
@fuzzytypewriter.bsky.social
I write stuff some of the time! Mostly about genre fiction, comics, TV, movies, and the Eldritch horrors I experience at our family-owned garage. Co-creator of THE MARGINS OGN.
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Don’t get me wrong. I loved seeing people like Ejae, Audrey Nuna, Rei Ami, Busta, and Cynthia Erivo. The folks from Ragtime killed it. BUT. This year was sorely lacking in Creepypasta pop artists I *haven’t* heard of and, importantly, never will again. That’s the reason for the season. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Don’t get me wrong. I loved seeing people like Ejae, Audrey Nuna, Rei Ami, Busta, and Cynthia Erivo. The folks from Ragtime killed it. BUT. This year was sorely lacking in Creepypasta pop artists I *haven’t* heard of and, importantly, never will again. That’s the reason for the season. #Heistgiving
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Now's the moment you've all been waiting for: I'm sharing a link to our subscription page so you can support worker-owned pop culture journalism!
Also Santa is on my TV screen. #Heistgiving
popheist.com/gift/products
Also Santa is on my TV screen. #Heistgiving
popheist.com/gift/products
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Now's the moment you've all been waiting for: I'm sharing a link to our subscription page so you can support worker-owned pop culture journalism!
Also Santa is on my TV screen. #Heistgiving
popheist.com/gift/products
Also Santa is on my TV screen. #Heistgiving
popheist.com/gift/products
Coming up on the big finale, folks. Then it’s time for me to scowl and performatively switch off the dog show for the benefit of the two mutts in the room with me. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Coming up on the big finale, folks. Then it’s time for me to scowl and performatively switch off the dog show for the benefit of the two mutts in the room with me. #Heistgiving
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Poppin Fresh doesn’t talk about the horrors of trench warfare during World War I but you can see them reflected in his eyes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Poppin Fresh doesn’t talk about the horrors of trench warfare during World War I but you can see them reflected in his eyes.
Where do we land on characters appearing in balloon form as well as in costumed character form? I mean I know it‘s *feasible* for Minnie to make the change between her earlier appearance on the Disney cruise and then #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Where do we land on characters appearing in balloon form as well as in costumed character form? I mean I know it‘s *feasible* for Minnie to make the change between her earlier appearance on the Disney cruise and then #Heistgiving
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
Big trends this year: Muppet-skin coats, fedoras, artists who appeared on VH1 when I was in high school #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Big trends this year: Muppet-skin coats, fedoras, artists who appeared on VH1 when I was in high school #Heistgiving
Another year and no Junji Ito float. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Another year and no Junji Ito float. #Heistgiving
Bold to book Santa *after* HUNTR/X in 2025. I said it. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bold to book Santa *after* HUNTR/X in 2025. I said it. #Heistgiving
I am judging all the white dads in the background no-selling this. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I am judging all the white dads in the background no-selling this. #Heistgiving
Good sons hurry to the kitchen to get Mom when Andrea Bocelli’s kid is on the television. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good sons hurry to the kitchen to get Mom when Andrea Bocelli’s kid is on the television. #Heistgiving
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find it; axe it
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
find it; axe it
Tom Turkey tryin’ to remember if peacocks are the boy ones or the girl ones but gonna shoot his shot just in case. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tom Turkey tryin’ to remember if peacocks are the boy ones or the girl ones but gonna shoot his shot just in case. #Heistgiving
Mr. Fantasy has the look of a performer who would rather apologize later than ask permission now. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mr. Fantasy has the look of a performer who would rather apologize later than ask permission now. #Heistgiving
Protect the tiny Goldfish cracker float at all costs. I love this bit! #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Protect the tiny Goldfish cracker float at all costs. I love this bit! #Heistgiving
Hot take: the Goku balloon should be kid Goku on the Flying Nimbus cloud. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hot take: the Goku balloon should be kid Goku on the Flying Nimbus cloud. #Heistgiving
“We should do a kick line.”
“Gary, the Rockettes will be there.”
“We don’t know for a fact they’ll be doing a kick line as well.”
“Gary.”
#Heistgiving
“Gary, the Rockettes will be there.”
“We don’t know for a fact they’ll be doing a kick line as well.”
“Gary.”
#Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“We should do a kick line.”
“Gary, the Rockettes will be there.”
“We don’t know for a fact they’ll be doing a kick line as well.”
“Gary.”
#Heistgiving
“Gary, the Rockettes will be there.”
“We don’t know for a fact they’ll be doing a kick line as well.”
“Gary.”
#Heistgiving
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All transgressive music eventually, with the passage of time, arrives at the same place: on a float in the Macy's Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
All transgressive music eventually, with the passage of time, arrives at the same place: on a float in the Macy's Parade.
Oh god not the Human Centipede float #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh god not the Human Centipede float #Heistgiving
Was that an Al Roker/Hoda soft launch? #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Was that an Al Roker/Hoda soft launch? #Heistgiving
Genuine lol at the wishbone flags. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Genuine lol at the wishbone flags. #Heistgiving
The popstar ratio is entirely off this year. where are the vat-grown heartthrobs? where are the boy groups who exist only to lip-sync on the Progresso soup float only to dissolve into reclaimable proteins by the time we’re sitting down for dinner? #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The popstar ratio is entirely off this year. where are the vat-grown heartthrobs? where are the boy groups who exist only to lip-sync on the Progresso soup float only to dissolve into reclaimable proteins by the time we’re sitting down for dinner? #Heistgiving