Red Toads 🏆🛡️💩
@fwtoads.bsky.social
8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Married to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. South London’s Red Blue Army. “Is this comedian joking?”
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Strand Larsen’s in the room
There’s plenty strikers better
But not that cunt Mateta
Strand Larsen’s in the room
There’s plenty strikers better
But not that cunt Mateta
Great thing about signing JSL is that his name works with the Mateta song! Boom,boom,boom... #CPFC
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Strand Larsen’s in the room
There’s plenty strikers better
But not that cunt Mateta
Strand Larsen’s in the room
There’s plenty strikers better
But not that cunt Mateta
Day 33 - 6pm - wish I had access to the same meds.
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Day 33 - 6pm - wish I had access to the same meds.
“Matt Hobbs oversaw” the signings of Ruben Neves, Matheus Cunha and Matheus Nunes the same way Jorge Mendes’ dog “oversaw” them.
Just a thought
Just a thought
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“Matt Hobbs oversaw” the signings of Ruben Neves, Matheus Cunha and Matheus Nunes the same way Jorge Mendes’ dog “oversaw” them.
Just a thought
Just a thought
Nah. It’ll be fine with his team-ma…
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Nah. It’ll be fine with his team-ma…
Day 33 - looking forward to a zen-filled day
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Day 33 - looking forward to a zen-filled day
Allan Saint-Maximin has just bought out his contract and is now a free agent. #justsayin
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Allan Saint-Maximin has just bought out his contract and is now a free agent. #justsayin
Catherine O’Hara 💔
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Catherine O’Hara 💔
Day 29: “careful planning”
January 29, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Day 29: “careful planning”
Play Talking Heads
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Play Talking Heads
Kill it with fire.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Kill it with fire.
Rough approximation of what would be our greatest ever football shirt. #CPFC
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Rough approximation of what would be our greatest ever football shirt. #CPFC
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?