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8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Married to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. South London’s Red Blue Army. “Is this comedian joking?”
This is bollocks, though.
The 20m bid was only sent after JPM fell through.
The 20m bid was only sent after JPM fell through.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This is bollocks, though.
The 20m bid was only sent after JPM fell through.
The 20m bid was only sent after JPM fell through.
Saint-Maximin inbound.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Saint-Maximin inbound.
Parish PR. Pretend to spend the Guehi money on a donkey, pull out last minute and look a hero for dodging a bullet. £0 spent.
Every. Fucking. Window.
Every. Fucking. Window.
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Parish PR. Pretend to spend the Guehi money on a donkey, pull out last minute and look a hero for dodging a bullet. £0 spent.
Every. Fucking. Window.
Every. Fucking. Window.
Made a comment on X about the difference in budget afforded to Hobbs Knob v the one he-left-us-four-times was allowed to work with
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Made a comment on X about the difference in budget afforded to Hobbs Knob v the one he-left-us-four-times was allowed to work with
a shit and discarded storyboard to life. 😬
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
a shit and discarded storyboard to life. 😬
We’re doing squad depth/replacement one position at a time. So Guessand, Johnson and McNeil is the new depth stack for Olise’s position.
We are currently aiming to do LCB circa winter 2035.
We are currently aiming to do LCB circa winter 2035.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
We’re doing squad depth/replacement one position at a time. So Guessand, Johnson and McNeil is the new depth stack for Olise’s position.
We are currently aiming to do LCB circa winter 2035.
We are currently aiming to do LCB circa winter 2035.
I mean yes, when we’re in the vicinity of the family stand 😂
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I mean yes, when we’re in the vicinity of the family stand 😂
Unless they’ve seen him as a Beckenbauer LCB 4D chess move 😂
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Unless they’ve seen him as a Beckenbauer LCB 4D chess move 😂
It’s so we are never ever in danger of troubling the UEFA secretary again.
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It’s so we are never ever in danger of troubling the UEFA secretary again.
See you at the end of the next manager’s spell when we go through the “he’s a cunt, what did he expect routine”.
See also Pulis, de Boer, Hodgson, Vieira, Hodgson again, Glasner
See also Pulis, de Boer, Hodgson, Vieira, Hodgson again, Glasner
February 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
See you at the end of the next manager’s spell when we go through the “he’s a cunt, what did he expect routine”.
See also Pulis, de Boer, Hodgson, Vieira, Hodgson again, Glasner
See also Pulis, de Boer, Hodgson, Vieira, Hodgson again, Glasner
20 bags for a backup LWB but can’t do 11 on Moonyoff’s successor 🤷♂️
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
20 bags for a backup LWB but can’t do 11 on Moonyoff’s successor 🤷♂️
Warnings signs were there, weren’t they? Instead of cracking on with the strengthening of the institution on and off the pitch, went on a car crash mission to generate a bit of self-PR and a tour of HLTCO’s bedroom for the same reason. Belatedly tried to address by employing his yes bird as CEO. 💩
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Warnings signs were there, weren’t they? Instead of cracking on with the strengthening of the institution on and off the pitch, went on a car crash mission to generate a bit of self-PR and a tour of HLTCO’s bedroom for the same reason. Belatedly tried to address by employing his yes bird as CEO. 💩
Very much feels like the beak has reached the end.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Very much feels like the beak has reached the end.
We can’t say the model doesn’t apply because OG wants out just because it suits us. Unless “the model” is of course yet more PR bullshit from a lucked out prat that’s continually winging it.
February 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We can’t say the model doesn’t apply because OG wants out just because it suits us. Unless “the model” is of course yet more PR bullshit from a lucked out prat that’s continually winging it.
Come on, Steve. We’ve been told we have a model that operates independent of the manager. We’re supposed to buy when either the price is optimal or we bring it forward to address personnel gaps. The latter has been obvious since before the summer regardless of who’s in the dug out.
February 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Come on, Steve. We’ve been told we have a model that operates independent of the manager. We’re supposed to buy when either the price is optimal or we bring it forward to address personnel gaps. The latter has been obvious since before the summer regardless of who’s in the dug out.
Bossing the bants bruh
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February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Bossing the bants bruh
And Boney Montana can get back on the monster (not Sharon)
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
And Boney Montana can get back on the monster (not Sharon)
Blows my mind those three billionaire Yanks are sat across the pond looking at all the holes in the organisation, key personnel holes, and still paying the architect £5pa with nary a comment on his performance.
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Blows my mind those three billionaire Yanks are sat across the pond looking at all the holes in the organisation, key personnel holes, and still paying the architect £5pa with nary a comment on his performance.
“Yer nurr nuffin Matt ‘obbs”
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“Yer nurr nuffin Matt ‘obbs”