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earnest posting is back in a big way
nintendo pii
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I did not watch the president talking on tv
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Thing crust pizza
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
they should ban sports betting again I’m sick of this shit
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Santa baby
Plug the cable in my TV
For me
Wanna watch some New Girl
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Welp
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yup lol
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ahhh we’re fucked
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The chiefs get the ball and immediately it’s penalty penalty penalty!! Get your shit together!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stop with the fucking flags!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching Paddington, which is a Christmas mivie
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
pinkachu
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Watching rudolph ,that raindeer
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
She Watson on my Crick
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rubbing soap into my hands like sanitizer
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
VO5 shampoo I used to think it was fancy but it’s actually like the cheapest shampoo ever
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Golf of Mexico
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as “warhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like “ET sick in a creek”
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I yearn for cable tv
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
stringed cheese
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sleepy
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM