peter fyfe
@fyfepeter.bsky.social
writer, performer, bricoleur, and heresiarch
he/him/who?
Gadigal lands (sydney), australia
posts may contain irony, satire, whimsy, caprice…
http://peterfyfe.com
he/him/who?
Gadigal lands (sydney), australia
posts may contain irony, satire, whimsy, caprice…
http://peterfyfe.com
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'they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia'
#FridayWryday
#FridayWryday
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
'they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia'
#FridayWryday
#FridayWryday
whatever you say about Barnaby (and who hasn't had quiet word or two on the matter over a drink between consenting adults) his political instincts remain as sharp as ever: abandoning ship for a much more popular one just before it hits an iceberg…
🧐 #auspol
🧐 #auspol
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
whatever you say about Barnaby (and who hasn't had quiet word or two on the matter over a drink between consenting adults) his political instincts remain as sharp as ever: abandoning ship for a much more popular one just before it hits an iceberg…
🧐 #auspol
🧐 #auspol
oh no, i’m so not completely devastated to discover neither my iPhone nor my iPad will support Apple Stupid™ when i upgrade to iSlop26
🥳🥂🎉
🥳🥂🎉
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
oh no, i’m so not completely devastated to discover neither my iPhone nor my iPad will support Apple Stupid™ when i upgrade to iSlop26
🥳🥂🎉
🥳🥂🎉
the Runt page has disappeared from the Belvoir St website
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
the Runt page has disappeared from the Belvoir St website
couldn’t help but wonder it the big mistake the Adelaide Festival made was adding an unnecessary possessive apostrophe to the definitive adjective in the descriptive noun phrase ‘Writers’ [sic] Week’, an error in style that’s emboldened writers to show us who really owns it
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January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
couldn’t help but wonder it the big mistake the Adelaide Festival made was adding an unnecessary possessive apostrophe to the definitive adjective in the descriptive noun phrase ‘Writers’ [sic] Week’, an error in style that’s emboldened writers to show us who really owns it
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🤭
mass withdrawal?
I prefer "writers getting off at Redfern"
I prefer "writers getting off at Redfern"
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
mass withdrawal?
I prefer "writers getting off at Redfern"
I prefer "writers getting off at Redfern"
Reposted by peter fyfe
Noting today’s apology in the SMH, I feel it important to say that I stand with @cathywilcox.bsky.social & @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social
#auspol
Australian’s should be governed by Australian not foreign interests. All, irrespective of faith, have a right to free speech & protection from hate speech.
#auspol
Australian’s should be governed by Australian not foreign interests. All, irrespective of faith, have a right to free speech & protection from hate speech.
The two pieces that most accurately capture the events of this week #auspol
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Noting today’s apology in the SMH, I feel it important to say that I stand with @cathywilcox.bsky.social & @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social
#auspol
Australian’s should be governed by Australian not foreign interests. All, irrespective of faith, have a right to free speech & protection from hate speech.
#auspol
Australian’s should be governed by Australian not foreign interests. All, irrespective of faith, have a right to free speech & protection from hate speech.
who else is excited about the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
who else is excited about the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?
about to embark on the seasonal enterprise of making apricot jam…
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👨🍳
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
about to embark on the seasonal enterprise of making apricot jam…
👨🍳
👨🍳
it started with a deep psi…
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January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
it started with a deep psi…
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did no-one watch ’The Substance’? 🤭
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
People who stop taking weight-loss jabs regain weight in under two years, study reveals
Analysis finds those who stopped using medication saw weight return four times faster compared with other weight loss plans
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
did no-one watch ’The Substance’? 🤭
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Reposted by peter fyfe
me: how do you stay looking so young?
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
me: how do you stay looking so young?
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
i wonder if they're starting to understand democracy only works if you don't treat it like a celebrity game show…
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
i wonder if they're starting to understand democracy only works if you don't treat it like a celebrity game show…
y’all: the t shirt thing was a bad take
them: hold my beer…
them: hold my beer…
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
y’all: the t shirt thing was a bad take
them: hold my beer…
them: hold my beer…
always enjoy this one… #DadJoke #EvergreenContent 😬
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
always enjoy this one… #DadJoke #EvergreenContent 😬
Emma says happy new year to all Gregorian calendar junkies…
and may your 2026 be filled with great naps
and may your 2026 be filled with great naps
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Emma says happy new year to all Gregorian calendar junkies…
and may your 2026 be filled with great naps
and may your 2026 be filled with great naps
my fave letter from last year…
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
my fave letter from last year…
this sort if sums up my 2025… 🤭
RIP Robert Wilson
remember falling asleep in Death, Destruction and Detroit III on my first day in New York in 1999 and out of kindness blamed it on jet lag
until I started to get restless in hour 4 of Einstein on the Beach in Melbourne in 2013 and wondered if maybe King Kong wasn't that bad?
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remember falling asleep in Death, Destruction and Detroit III on my first day in New York in 1999 and out of kindness blamed it on jet lag
until I started to get restless in hour 4 of Einstein on the Beach in Melbourne in 2013 and wondered if maybe King Kong wasn't that bad?
😬
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
this sort if sums up my 2025… 🤭
Emma the cat shares her memories of 2025…
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Emma the cat shares her memories of 2025…