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Actor * Voice Actor * Writer * Creator * 📚💙 * 🚫AI Art | Support Real Artists https://bio.site/jocelynjaetanis
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Hey newbies to Bluesky! I’m an actor, voice actor, writer, and book dragon!
💚I read & write romance/scifi/fantasy/historical/mythology
💚A few favorite shows: Babylon 5, Sense8, Lucifer, Star Trek, The Orville, Firefly, Buffy, Elementary, Ted Lasso, Schitt’s Creek
💚Gardening, community, love is love
… because Xillenials & Millenials finally gave up on home ownership, moved in w parents and/or half a dozen roommates, and now have $$ to make life tolerable and full of good wine, fancy at-home cocktails, and massive charcuterie spreads inspired by childhoods full of lunchables and grape juice.
Apparently when a friend is hungover and you offer them a packet of electrolytes, offering flavors like Peach Bellini, Pina Colada, Strawberry Margarita, and Cranberry Cosmo is “particularly sadistic”
The point of reading them was to AVOID living them! Damn, I’m tired.
The point of reading them was to AVOID living them.
Office coworkers:
Her: “I’m having a 3-way tonight.”
Him: horrified and reporting it to HR.
Her in the HR meeting: “it’s chili. A 3-way is chili over spaghetti covered in a whole bag of cheese. Has no one in this office ever been to Ohio?”
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This way points to Columbus Ohio! The Indie Gathering has long been a part of the Cleveland film scene, but the time and circumstances were right for a bold move to a new city, with new opportunities & partners to keep the tradition alive and embrace the next steps in the evolution of the festival!
That’s a spicy 🌶️ cutting board. This is just a tiny fraction of our pepper harvest thus far. Cherry bombs, scotch bonnets, Thai chilis, cayennes, Cajun bells, mini sweet bells, and jalapeños of course! The poblanos should be ready next week!

#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers
I don’t have a backup camera, but I’ve got my eye on you…
Just got back from the Indie Gathering International Film Festival! Such a great weekend surrounded by passionate creative people!
Except Effie Trinket had redeeming qualities…
Could he generously stop saying things like that? The uninterrupted nausea of being subjected to this kind of crap is becoming tiresome.
Resisting the urge to ask the IT guy who has been struggling with my printer for half an hour, “have you tried turning it off and back on again?”

I won’t say it. But I’m going to think it really hard and laugh internally.
I’m dying! She’s the cutest!
The system he bought, paid for, and strip mined for funzies.
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Antimony arsenic aluminum selenium… poisoning pigeons in the park. I grew up road tripping with Tom Lehrer, Ray Stevens, and Victor Borge. Some early Weird Al also started making it into the road trip playlists.
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The Trump administration thinks defunding public media hurts coastal elites, but it’s hitting folks in rural red areas just as much— if not more.
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
First and last photos of my Luma. I picked her up at a rest stop in April of 2018. She passed away this morning after a series of strokes and a long bout of illness. She was my buddy. I’ve known for weeks this was coming, but that doesn’t make it easier.
Getting ready to bartend a Pride event! My whole bar kit is rainbow colored, and my boss said I could decorate myself a little too! #bartender #pride #happypride
These days, we have to cling to joy where we find it. I’m finding it in growing things.

#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers