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oh my god whatever dude
It's wild how even if you prorate Kobe's career to be as long as LeBron's, he still trails him in every statistical category by a significant amount
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's wild how even if you prorate Kobe's career to be as long as LeBron's, he still trails him in every statistical category by a significant amount
Mormons aren't Christians. I think they worship space aliens? It's so fucking dope
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mormons aren't Christians. I think they worship space aliens? It's so fucking dope
Piece of fucking shit
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Piece of fucking shit
Did I like that Biden wasn't very available to the press? No. Would I prefer that to seeing him fall asleep constantly on national TV? Yes
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Did I like that Biden wasn't very available to the press? No. Would I prefer that to seeing him fall asleep constantly on national TV? Yes
there's no such thing as internet friends. bsky is my last social site after i killed my twitter and facebook accounts, and all those people i was buddies with but didn't know in person? gone forever. barely even memories. none of it is real, none of it is important, we can do great without it
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
there's no such thing as internet friends. bsky is my last social site after i killed my twitter and facebook accounts, and all those people i was buddies with but didn't know in person? gone forever. barely even memories. none of it is real, none of it is important, we can do great without it
American TV is so baller. You don't even get time to recover from the Subaru Fake Prom For Dying Teens commercial because you have to strap in to watch Gunner Olszewski get all his memories of his grandmother erased by a hit that should be investigated by the ICC.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
American TV is so baller. You don't even get time to recover from the Subaru Fake Prom For Dying Teens commercial because you have to strap in to watch Gunner Olszewski get all his memories of his grandmother erased by a hit that should be investigated by the ICC.
"now do cars" yeah dummy we have and are doing that all the time. it's okay to say that e-bikes need regulation when they very clearly do. we can do both
E-bikes are a growing danger on U.S. streets. In one California town, a 15-year-old's shocking crash was the "light switch" moment that led officials to respond. nyti.ms/4pKAJcp
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"now do cars" yeah dummy we have and are doing that all the time. it's okay to say that e-bikes need regulation when they very clearly do. we can do both
Oh shit Luigi's here?
It’s not even baseball season and I’m
Watching an umpshow lmao
Watching an umpshow lmao
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh shit Luigi's here?
you know what's funny? a feeling i have a lot is that i'm unfairly harsh on the south -- that i have unfair historical prejudices. after reading that oklahoma girl's paper i have never been more confident in the total intellectual, cultural and spiritual dominance of the East Coast, aka Real America
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you know what's funny? a feeling i have a lot is that i'm unfairly harsh on the south -- that i have unfair historical prejudices. after reading that oklahoma girl's paper i have never been more confident in the total intellectual, cultural and spiritual dominance of the East Coast, aka Real America
I don't really know how this isn't just gender essentialism and determinism. The notion that testosterone makes you violent or gives you macho violent ideation is gross.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't really know how this isn't just gender essentialism and determinism. The notion that testosterone makes you violent or gives you macho violent ideation is gross.
Oh shit and also no one has kids except me and a couple others
High school reunion was very fun but left me with a lot more emotions than I thought I'd have. I feel like a dick for not keeping more people in my life. I feel sad for forgetting I have a lot more friends than I like to imagine. I feel glad to be from a place where most people get along. I hate it
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh shit and also no one has kids except me and a couple others
High school reunion was very fun but left me with a lot more emotions than I thought I'd have. I feel like a dick for not keeping more people in my life. I feel sad for forgetting I have a lot more friends than I like to imagine. I feel glad to be from a place where most people get along. I hate it
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
High school reunion was very fun but left me with a lot more emotions than I thought I'd have. I feel like a dick for not keeping more people in my life. I feel sad for forgetting I have a lot more friends than I like to imagine. I feel glad to be from a place where most people get along. I hate it
Yeah, he knows that, he's a huge racist and he doesn't care
Since Stephen Miller is in the midst of another of his Aryans-only trantrums, we should note that his family are 20th century immigrants from the shtetl of Antopol (Антопаль) then in the Hrodna gubernia of Russia. Applying his immigration rules, they would all have perished in the Holocaust.
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
www.politico.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yeah, he knows that, he's a huge racist and he doesn't care
Not trying to Eagles post too much, but it should have made everybody way, way more suspicious than Jalen Hurts made AJ Brown, who was kind of a buddy of his, his kid's godfather. That's a job for ride or die homeboys, not Friends From Work. Just kind of seems like he has no friends
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not trying to Eagles post too much, but it should have made everybody way, way more suspicious than Jalen Hurts made AJ Brown, who was kind of a buddy of his, his kid's godfather. That's a job for ride or die homeboys, not Friends From Work. Just kind of seems like he has no friends
I understand that Sirianni and Patullo are in a toxic yaoi relationship but like... Nick, the worst thing that will happen is that your boy will go on to make $20 million a year coordinating the offense at Rutgers or some shit. The Birds need to realize that coworkers are not your friends!
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I understand that Sirianni and Patullo are in a toxic yaoi relationship but like... Nick, the worst thing that will happen is that your boy will go on to make $20 million a year coordinating the offense at Rutgers or some shit. The Birds need to realize that coworkers are not your friends!
I'm gonna be real: Bob's Burgers was so dope when Bob was kind of mean and cocky and snappy and a little bit hooked on drugs and beer here and there. Now he's just anxious and unsure about everything that he experienced and it's so fucking boring
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm gonna be real: Bob's Burgers was so dope when Bob was kind of mean and cocky and snappy and a little bit hooked on drugs and beer here and there. Now he's just anxious and unsure about everything that he experienced and it's so fucking boring
It's pretty wild that Trump keeps setting up American women to get killed and then using the outcome to further his nasty perverted desires. He has as much blame for the deaths of Sarah Beckstrom and Ashli Babbitt as anyone and he ghoulishly profits off their blood. What a fucking world, man
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's pretty wild that Trump keeps setting up American women to get killed and then using the outcome to further his nasty perverted desires. He has as much blame for the deaths of Sarah Beckstrom and Ashli Babbitt as anyone and he ghoulishly profits off their blood. What a fucking world, man
John Candy... not that funny
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
John Candy... not that funny
Both dead. WHY WERE THEY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP is reporting.
Two National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP sources say
Two National Guard soldiers have been shot near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to two law enforcement officials not authorized to discuss the matter publicly ...
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Both dead. WHY WERE THEY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Wanna know a good way to begin to radicalize yourself? Go to Redfin and look at the sales history of what used to be an affordable, reasonable family home in a medium-good school district. What a world they left for us
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wanna know a good way to begin to radicalize yourself? Go to Redfin and look at the sales history of what used to be an affordable, reasonable family home in a medium-good school district. What a world they left for us
So insulting to aliens. The potential for extraterrestrial life is the most important question in the entirety of existence to the point that a single microbe existing on a random moon would change our understanding of literally everything and it gets equated with A Potential Big Chimp Near Spokane
I'm a Maybe then all Nos. Also thought Bigfoot and The Yeti were the same Woodsy Hairman, so it's weird to see a gap there and that it's only closed by independents.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So insulting to aliens. The potential for extraterrestrial life is the most important question in the entirety of existence to the point that a single microbe existing on a random moon would change our understanding of literally everything and it gets equated with A Potential Big Chimp Near Spokane
A thing I learned from Charlie Kirk is how being a content-person - podcaster, YouTuber, "creator" - is such a grimly empty life. You can be wildly famous and successful and the first thing your own people will do after your violent, tragic death is attempt to replace you. You're just... nothing
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A thing I learned from Charlie Kirk is how being a content-person - podcaster, YouTuber, "creator" - is such a grimly empty life. You can be wildly famous and successful and the first thing your own people will do after your violent, tragic death is attempt to replace you. You're just... nothing
i know it's not perfect, but the original it miniseries is so much better than the It Official Warner Brothers Franchise Universe, and not a single image from the whole two movies and a show has stayed with me as much as this tiny shot of pennywise manifesting as ben's dead dad in the swamp
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i know it's not perfect, but the original it miniseries is so much better than the It Official Warner Brothers Franchise Universe, and not a single image from the whole two movies and a show has stayed with me as much as this tiny shot of pennywise manifesting as ben's dead dad in the swamp