Cat, probably
@gandercat.bsky.social
Library clerk. Union member. Lesbian wife guy.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MIDDLE NAME IS JORDT?
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MIDDLE NAME IS JORDT?
Reposted by Cat, probably
🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
(now brainstorming 'Come Out ICE and CBP' after my wife played Black & Tans driving into town)
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
she doesn't have to love the mullet.
she just has to love YOU.
she just has to love YOU.
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
she doesn't have to love the mullet.
she just has to love YOU.
she just has to love YOU.
MY WIFE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TOM HARDYS MYSPACE PHOTOS???? LUCKY 10000
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
MY WIFE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TOM HARDYS MYSPACE PHOTOS???? LUCKY 10000
Whelp. A chunk fell off the building.
Again.
Again.
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Whelp. A chunk fell off the building.
Again.
Again.
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
The despair is winning today lads
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The despair is winning today lads
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
I keep forgetting I have this account lol
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I keep forgetting I have this account lol