Cat, probably
@gandercat.bsky.social
Library clerk. Union member. Lesbian wife guy.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
we are now 2 for 2 in terms of building guards destroying the staff restroom
what the fuck dude one of the actual staff members can't afford their ibs medication and they haven't made that much of a fucking mess of the place
what the fuck dude one of the actual staff members can't afford their ibs medication and they haven't made that much of a fucking mess of the place
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
we are now 2 for 2 in terms of building guards destroying the staff restroom
what the fuck dude one of the actual staff members can't afford their ibs medication and they haven't made that much of a fucking mess of the place
what the fuck dude one of the actual staff members can't afford their ibs medication and they haven't made that much of a fucking mess of the place
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
The despair is winning today lads
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The despair is winning today lads
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
I keep forgetting I have this account lol
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I keep forgetting I have this account lol
Currently, my main problem is that my wife is a White Girl*
*likes pumpkin spice
*likes pumpkin spice
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Currently, my main problem is that my wife is a White Girl*
*likes pumpkin spice
*likes pumpkin spice
wife: "babe. put it away. no premarital ankle showing."
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wife: "babe. put it away. no premarital ankle showing."
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
Giving into temptation at the Salvation Army and buying the thigh high wh*re boots
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Giving into temptation at the Salvation Army and buying the thigh high wh*re boots
ALSO MAKE OUT
a WIFE is a WOMAN who is IN YOUR House and TOO SILLY and GIGGLING TOO MUCH because SHE IS DOONSILLY and HOW OS YOU SO SILLGY and sometimes she KISS
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ALSO MAKE OUT