Mickey Rooney & Cheese
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Despite the vasectomy I still managed a dad bod.
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The class system mirrors r/K selection theory in evolution in that they do drive more innovation, but at the cost of more suffering for the disadvantaged.
The first official act of King Charles III was to bestow upon Paddington Bear the title of Marmaduke.
February 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The first official act of King Charles III was to bestow upon Paddington Bear the title of Marmaduke.
*NFORMATYON THEORY
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
*NFORMATYON THEORY
re: 28 Years Later - The Bone Temple
Checkmate porn parodists!
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February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
re: 28 Years Later - The Bone Temple
Checkmate porn parodists!
Checkmate porn parodists!
My dumb kidnappers said to take me to the snake pit. Jokes on them, snakes don't have arms.
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
My dumb kidnappers said to take me to the snake pit. Jokes on them, snakes don't have arms.
The class system mirrors r/K selection theory in evolution in that they do drive more innovation, but at the cost of more suffering for the disadvantaged.
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 AM
The class system mirrors r/K selection theory in evolution in that they do drive more innovation, but at the cost of more suffering for the disadvantaged.
Trump's America?
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Trump's America?
My impression of a guy who just skims the menu: I'll have a large pizza with anchovy hearts, please.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
My impression of a guy who just skims the menu: I'll have a large pizza with anchovy hearts, please.
Dr Strange's actual surname should've been St. Range.
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Dr Strange's actual surname should've been St. Range.
Air conditioning is bad for the environment so I'm an antiHVAC'zer.
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Air conditioning is bad for the environment so I'm an antiHVAC'zer.
ICE's mascot should be piloswine.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
ICE's mascot should be piloswine.
As the wealthy person slowly died from suffocation they lamented their lack of any heir.
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
As the wealthy person slowly died from suffocation they lamented their lack of any heir.
Which carbonated beverage goes best with a club sandwich?
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Which carbonated beverage goes best with a club sandwich?
NEW INVENTION
Potato straightener: optically identifies the longest possible straight segments in waffle-cut fries or curly fries, and removes everything else. Have almost got the yield above single digits.
Potato straightener: optically identifies the longest possible straight segments in waffle-cut fries or curly fries, and removes everything else. Have almost got the yield above single digits.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
NEW INVENTION
Potato straightener: optically identifies the longest possible straight segments in waffle-cut fries or curly fries, and removes everything else. Have almost got the yield above single digits.
Potato straightener: optically identifies the longest possible straight segments in waffle-cut fries or curly fries, and removes everything else. Have almost got the yield above single digits.
Anthropologists have determined that the #RomanEmpire fell due to a very dangerous cleaning practice used at the time which they called Ωτιρς.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Anthropologists have determined that the #RomanEmpire fell due to a very dangerous cleaning practice used at the time which they called Ωτιρς.
TESTABLE HYPOTHESIS:
That *arrogant* pinky in the air was behaviorally selected for: as an additional gyroscopic sensor for assisting with wrist orientation and stabilization in the aged; analogous to halteres in flies. ↪️🪰↪️
#testableHypothesis
That *arrogant* pinky in the air was behaviorally selected for: as an additional gyroscopic sensor for assisting with wrist orientation and stabilization in the aged; analogous to halteres in flies. ↪️🪰↪️
#testableHypothesis
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
TESTABLE HYPOTHESIS:
That *arrogant* pinky in the air was behaviorally selected for: as an additional gyroscopic sensor for assisting with wrist orientation and stabilization in the aged; analogous to halteres in flies. ↪️🪰↪️
#testableHypothesis
That *arrogant* pinky in the air was behaviorally selected for: as an additional gyroscopic sensor for assisting with wrist orientation and stabilization in the aged; analogous to halteres in flies. ↪️🪰↪️
#testableHypothesis
That gap between how you expect they'll act and how they do act is the empathy uncanny valley.
January 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
That gap between how you expect they'll act and how they do act is the empathy uncanny valley.
If you're fired whilst in an Employees Only area how does the universe deal with that paradox?
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If you're fired whilst in an Employees Only area how does the universe deal with that paradox?
SNL sketch pitch: The Seth Rogen Experience
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
SNL sketch pitch: The Seth Rogen Experience
A melancholy looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle. —P.G. Wodehouse
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
A melancholy looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle. —P.G. Wodehouse
As a sapiophile, for me: a hot woman has a lot of degrees.
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 AM
As a sapiophile, for me: a hot woman has a lot of degrees.
Freedom fighters in the Levant would benefit from having a way to communicate when those in power shut down Internet and mobile services. Unfortunately the majority devoutly proscribe ham radio.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Freedom fighters in the Levant would benefit from having a way to communicate when those in power shut down Internet and mobile services. Unfortunately the majority devoutly proscribe ham radio.
Insect husbandry saw its most significant breakthrough when practitioners realized their inability to observe their subjects' boning was related to them possessing an exoskeleton.
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Insect husbandry saw its most significant breakthrough when practitioners realized their inability to observe their subjects' boning was related to them possessing an exoskeleton.