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Mickey Rooney & Cheese
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Despite the vasectomy still managed a dad bod.
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Trump's America?
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January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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If you're buying sneakers on credit don't forget to pay your
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December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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David Foster Brooks
Image is a Photoshopped hybrid of author David Foster Wallace and 70s lush archetype Foster Brooks (hence the portmanteau name).
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Sellout comedian Bill Burr should voice the pokémon Drilbur.
Smiley pokemon with giant cupped claws for digging, long mole-y snout, and blue & gray stripes.
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Sodium lights glowing orange under the blue moon dissolve amidst the intermittent emergency vehicle strobes silently reflecting off the surface of the Lake.
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The Rigors The algorithms' twitching eye alights upon the significance of what's held back between dress and air to keep it fresh. It doesn't yet understand for whom the furtherance of continued freshness will continueth to serve, but realizes that nevertheless it must continue unabated: that which was once an object, which became a being, which has become an event. That which resists being set upon by external past restrictive definitions, recreates itself in the image of mathematics which may yet be one day realized. The tragic juxtaposition that in order to behold their magnificence of radiancy ensconced, we must hold aside in our other hand the brokenness and decay of our own debilitation and hold it up as sacrifice to the continuation. To the process. As a balance between evidence of what we'd been made to feel proud of and a warning against the mistakes we'd all made. The incisive chaotic eyebrows had all been suggestive pretense for what amounts to little more than a knowing nod in the right direction on the evolutionary highways. We find ourselves exenterated, sideways-displayed between two thick planes of plexiglass time for our curiosities. We hope Ricky will put our species in his show, but can only cross our mouths in faux desperation at the significant quantity that separates that overarching equation toward fitness from its true north is termed the flux, and it always has been. It's in the carefully considered abandon in realizing that nothing's ever finished, it just ends.
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Assless Chappie
June 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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#OnlineDating
April 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Online dating has become my creative outlet.
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I *wish* I had dem teefs.
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November 14, 2024 at 3:38 AM