Dan
@gardewind.bsky.social
I've been a student, soldier, publicist, furniture mover and a PI, but forever rebel scum. A wearer of browncoats and greyshirts.
The kitties don't know what Christmas is.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The kitties don't know what Christmas is.
Today, on Unification Day, I would like to acknowledge the tracking skill of Lawrence Dobson who managed to find Simon and River Tam before the hands of blue, Jubal Early, and even the Operative.
a man in a suit is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face .
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September 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Today, on Unification Day, I would like to acknowledge the tracking skill of Lawrence Dobson who managed to find Simon and River Tam before the hands of blue, Jubal Early, and even the Operative.
Not me being all excited cuz a coworker brought in a snack pack.
July 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not me being all excited cuz a coworker brought in a snack pack.
Well, we had some high winds come through these parts and a neighbor's tree came down. Got to spend the last hour covered in man glitter, so I'm happy.
June 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well, we had some high winds come through these parts and a neighbor's tree came down. Got to spend the last hour covered in man glitter, so I'm happy.
Got to use a chainsaw again
May 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Got to use a chainsaw again
I get to mix paint at work and sometimes there some cool designs
April 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I get to mix paint at work and sometimes there some cool designs
Just me, painting one wall at a time for a friend.
March 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just me, painting one wall at a time for a friend.
I'm this many years old
January 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm this many years old
Feeling old today after I found my meal card and weapons card from my first active duty unit. The meal card was issued 24 years ago today...
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Feeling old today after I found my meal card and weapons card from my first active duty unit. The meal card was issued 24 years ago today...
If this game could just quit. I'm not looking to add heart problems to my list of medical issues.
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If this game could just quit. I'm not looking to add heart problems to my list of medical issues.
Reposted by Dan
Great Christmas movies should have:
1. An elderly white-bearded man
2. Elves with gifts
3. Snow
4. Evergreen trees
5. Singing with friends
6. Selfless Love
That's why the best Christmas movie of all time is The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
🧙♀️🧝♂️🏔️🌲🎶💘🧌
1. An elderly white-bearded man
2. Elves with gifts
3. Snow
4. Evergreen trees
5. Singing with friends
6. Selfless Love
That's why the best Christmas movie of all time is The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
🧙♀️🧝♂️🏔️🌲🎶💘🧌
December 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Great Christmas movies should have:
1. An elderly white-bearded man
2. Elves with gifts
3. Snow
4. Evergreen trees
5. Singing with friends
6. Selfless Love
That's why the best Christmas movie of all time is The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
🧙♀️🧝♂️🏔️🌲🎶💘🧌
1. An elderly white-bearded man
2. Elves with gifts
3. Snow
4. Evergreen trees
5. Singing with friends
6. Selfless Love
That's why the best Christmas movie of all time is The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
🧙♀️🧝♂️🏔️🌲🎶💘🧌
I find your lack of cheer disturbing
December 15, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I find your lack of cheer disturbing
A mere 21 years ago, Operation Red Dawn. Happy Friday the 13th!
December 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
A mere 21 years ago, Operation Red Dawn. Happy Friday the 13th!
Be responsible and start day drinking early with a breakfast beer.
November 30, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Be responsible and start day drinking early with a breakfast beer.
It's game day. Time to punish my liver for being good all year.
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
It's game day. Time to punish my liver for being good all year.
My friend and his family that I'm staying with is putting down the family dog today and I'm absolutely heartbroken. So happy birthday to me, I guess.
November 27, 2024 at 12:22 PM
My friend and his family that I'm staying with is putting down the family dog today and I'm absolutely heartbroken. So happy birthday to me, I guess.
Work confused the anniversary of my start date and my birthday, so I'm not expecting anything from them today.
November 27, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Work confused the anniversary of my start date and my birthday, so I'm not expecting anything from them today.
I'd be the intel analyst asked to join the high level briefings as the holo-projector operator. Then I'll have to take out all the crappy 1-ply trashbags filled with cold coffee and crushed cups after the meeting.
Tag yourself with the job you’d actually have in the Star Wars universe given your occupation
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are.
November 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I'd be the intel analyst asked to join the high level briefings as the holo-projector operator. Then I'll have to take out all the crappy 1-ply trashbags filled with cold coffee and crushed cups after the meeting.
The other day, at work, a guy was trying to ask for a product using the most general terms and non-descriptive words. I apologized to him that I didn't understand him because English was my second language. He looked over at the US Flag and back at me and said "ok, we're still in America." While I
November 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The other day, at work, a guy was trying to ask for a product using the most general terms and non-descriptive words. I apologized to him that I didn't understand him because English was my second language. He looked over at the US Flag and back at me and said "ok, we're still in America." While I
