Gareth Corn
garethcorn.bsky.social
Gareth Corn
@garethcorn.bsky.social
The Father of Internal Bushings. D2DF. Pi1. Stars superfan
114 in Southlake isn’t good…basically one lane. 360 is very good…almost no delay at all. 183 is pretty decent..a couple of lanes cleared out
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I wish that engine would fire up to full blast like in Jackass 3
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Thank goodness we got another prescription drug ad instead of analysis on the biggest play of the game thus far
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Back to the Future 2 was a cautionary tale about what would happen if we let a crooked, selfish, violent, narcissistic moron be in charge just because he’s rich and we all missed it. Alternate 1985 Hill Valley is modern America
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It’s not below freezing yet. There’s no need to drive 20 on the freeway
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Heyy Moe
Name a song with the word "Hey" in the title or lyrics...🎶
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Gareth Corn
Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)
Kash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say (Gift Article)
Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Jerk With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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I spoke to a friend on the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota board. They need financial donations to keep up with the heightened demand for their services: www.ilcm.org

ILCM is a nonprofit that provides free immigration legal representation to low-income immigrants and refugees in MN & ND
Home - Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota
www.ilcm.org
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Um
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I feel like Toney is about to do something insane
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
State employees weren’t off today for “Martin Luther King Jr Day.” They were off for “Confederate Heroes Day”
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Call Mr. Shart
That's my name
That name again
Is Mr. Shart
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The place to see and be seen
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Hockey: the most sensual of the winter sports
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just sent myself an email to remember something tomorrow and I realized I had a typo in my out-of-office auto reply. Like one that makes me seem real not smart
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Don’t let Murray on the plane
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Aubrey is my man, but there are opportunities to improve kickoffs. I’m no Vance Lombardo, but seems like that’s been a distinctly bad spot all year
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Me opening the Sunday comics in 1992
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
How many America songs are we gonna get here?
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This Citrus Bowl production is awful. Why aren’t they showing replays of key plays? They’re making the game hard to follow
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Neither of our boys play any sports, mainly bc when they were elementary age we couldn’t find leagues that didn’t involve multiple weekly practices and games with travel every single weekend and a lot of pressure. 10 year olds don’t need to be doing that shit
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Indiana Jones stolen idol lookin-ass scent
Tobacco lavender honey… i gate keep this it’s so good
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM