Garrett Morrison
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social
I write and talk about golf courses @friedegggolf.bsky.social
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Very preliminary at this point, but here's a starter pack of golf media folks who have at least established profiles on this here app go.bsky.app/B8TcmP7
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A mom in Portland has been separated from her child since June bc ICE kidnapped her. The only thing standing between her & her baby right now is a $7,500 bond. There's 5k to go. PLEASE let's do this. Many hands make light work. This is literally the reason for the gd mfing season gofund.me/3e980d9d3
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December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A mom in Portland has been separated from her child since June bc ICE kidnapped her. The only thing standing between her & her baby right now is a $7,500 bond. There's 5k to go. PLEASE let's do this. Many hands make light work. This is literally the reason for the gd mfing season gofund.me/3e980d9d3
There's nowhere else I can air this without sabotaging the rest of my day, so:
The amount of cosplaying, posturing, fantasizing, and bloviating about exclusive private golf club "culture" on The Everything App by anonymous accounts is stunning. It's a whole thing. Who believes this stuff?
The amount of cosplaying, posturing, fantasizing, and bloviating about exclusive private golf club "culture" on The Everything App by anonymous accounts is stunning. It's a whole thing. Who believes this stuff?
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There's nowhere else I can air this without sabotaging the rest of my day, so:
The amount of cosplaying, posturing, fantasizing, and bloviating about exclusive private golf club "culture" on The Everything App by anonymous accounts is stunning. It's a whole thing. Who believes this stuff?
The amount of cosplaying, posturing, fantasizing, and bloviating about exclusive private golf club "culture" on The Everything App by anonymous accounts is stunning. It's a whole thing. Who believes this stuff?
We profiled the maintenance crew at Bandon Dunes: youtu.be/HCQGg44I_Ew?...
Maintaining Oregon's Linksland Golf Mecca | All Grass Is Local | Presented by Toro
YouTube video by Fried Egg Golf
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November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We profiled the maintenance crew at Bandon Dunes: youtu.be/HCQGg44I_Ew?...
Banging the old, crusty, scandal-ridden politicians you've been charged to do journalism about is objectively a very funny vice to have
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Banging the old, crusty, scandal-ridden politicians you've been charged to do journalism about is objectively a very funny vice to have
Had a lot of fun filming this video about the "Great Hazard" fourth hole at Bethpage Black with my man @therealpjclark.bsky.social. youtu.be/YUGwwUYyVxU?...
Breaking Down Bethpage's Par 5 4th Hole | Great Golf Holes
YouTube video by Fried Egg Golf
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September 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Had a lot of fun filming this video about the "Great Hazard" fourth hole at Bethpage Black with my man @therealpjclark.bsky.social. youtu.be/YUGwwUYyVxU?...
Oh yeah, this is for sure better and easier than Googling "Natalie Portman Christian Bale movie"
September 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh yeah, this is for sure better and easier than Googling "Natalie Portman Christian Bale movie"
Top 10 album for me. The A side of "Harborcoat," "7 Chinese Bros.," "So. Central Rain," "Pretty Persuasion," and "Time After Time" is insane.
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Top 10 album for me. The A side of "Harborcoat," "7 Chinese Bros.," "So. Central Rain," "Pretty Persuasion," and "Time After Time" is insane.
It has been oddly cathartic to see @pablo.show do all of this to a bunch of guys who probably thought that the modern fourth estate, in its weakened condition, would never touch them.
September 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It has been oddly cathartic to see @pablo.show do all of this to a bunch of guys who probably thought that the modern fourth estate, in its weakened condition, would never touch them.
Hey, we're running a hole design contest for Fried Egg Golf Club members. The winning entry will get built at Andy Staples's new par-3 course at Breezy Point Resort in Minnesota. A unique opportunity! www.thefriedegg.com/articles/feg...
FEGC Hole Design Contest: Breezy Point Resort
For the first-ever FEGC Hole Design Contest, Fried Egg Golf Club members can submit concepts for a golf hole at Ace Valley, a new short course at Breezy Point in Minnesota.
www.thefriedegg.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey, we're running a hole design contest for Fried Egg Golf Club members. The winning entry will get built at Andy Staples's new par-3 course at Breezy Point Resort in Minnesota. A unique opportunity! www.thefriedegg.com/articles/feg...
We tried to capture in video form what it's like to play Cypress Point. Check it out: youtu.be/jeU9ZHi0594?...
Cypress Point | Site of the 2025 Walker Cup Match
YouTube video by Fried Egg Golf
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August 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We tried to capture in video form what it's like to play Cypress Point. Check it out: youtu.be/jeU9ZHi0594?...
I regret to inform the internet that the KPop Demon Hunters songs are stuck in my head. "You're my soda pop, my little soda pop," things of that nature. I don't mind it, but it might kill me.
August 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I regret to inform the internet that the KPop Demon Hunters songs are stuck in my head. "You're my soda pop, my little soda pop," things of that nature. I don't mind it, but it might kill me.
The misuse of "literally" is just the cherry on top of this sundae of vacuous nonsense
July 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The misuse of "literally" is just the cherry on top of this sundae of vacuous nonsense
My review of Happy Gilmore 2: watch Hustle
July 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My review of Happy Gilmore 2: watch Hustle
I used this profile of the great Mid Pines Golf Club as an opportunity to talk about elegance in design—potentially a declining art. www.thefriedegg.com/courses/mid-...
Mid Pines Golf Club Course Review and Rating
Donald Ross’s use of the land is the primary source of Mid Pines Golf Club's challenge: in order to score well, players must hit precise approaches from all manner of uneven lies.
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July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I used this profile of the great Mid Pines Golf Club as an opportunity to talk about elegance in design—potentially a declining art. www.thefriedegg.com/courses/mid-...
Gil Hanse's third U.S. design, lost in 2014, will soon be revived as a destination club. All about the former Capstone Club, now known as Coal Club: www.thefriedegg.com/articles/cap...
Gil Hanse Design in Alabama Comes Back as Coal Club
New owners plan to revive Gil Hanse and Jim Wagner's the Capstone Club in Alabama as Coal Club.
www.thefriedegg.com
July 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gil Hanse's third U.S. design, lost in 2014, will soon be revived as a destination club. All about the former Capstone Club, now known as Coal Club: www.thefriedegg.com/articles/cap...
Today's Designing Golf episode is a Royal Portrush deep dive. Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/6DLxXJb0Ltk?...
Deep Dive: Royal Portrush | Designing Golf
YouTube video by Fried Egg Golf
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July 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today's Designing Golf episode is a Royal Portrush deep dive. Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/6DLxXJb0Ltk?...
Tomorrow morning @friedeggandy.bsky.social and I are recording a golf architecture mailbag episode. Send me any questions you have about golf course design, and I'll try to sneak them in.
June 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tomorrow morning @friedeggandy.bsky.social and I are recording a golf architecture mailbag episode. Send me any questions you have about golf course design, and I'll try to sneak them in.
Early in the Great Depression, the city of Salem funded the construction of municipal golf course as a form of unemployment relief. Today, Olde Salem Greens is one of my favorite nines in the country. And it could be even better.
Full course profile here: www.thefriedegg.com/courses/olde...
Full course profile here: www.thefriedegg.com/courses/olde...
Olde Salem Greens Golf Course Review and Rating
Fried Egg Golf course review and rating of Olde Salem Greens Golf Course in Salem, Massachusetts.
www.thefriedegg.com
June 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Early in the Great Depression, the city of Salem funded the construction of municipal golf course as a form of unemployment relief. Today, Olde Salem Greens is one of my favorite nines in the country. And it could be even better.
Full course profile here: www.thefriedegg.com/courses/olde...
Full course profile here: www.thefriedegg.com/courses/olde...
I've halfway decided that Bluesky is where I'm going to 1) share work and 2) participate belatedly in overexposed "look at my taste in movies/music/books" activities
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I've halfway decided that Bluesky is where I'm going to 1) share work and 2) participate belatedly in overexposed "look at my taste in movies/music/books" activities
Long par 3s have taken a lot of flak recently from players, media, and people in my mentions on the other site. It's up to me to be the voice of reason. www.thefriedegg.com/articles/gol...
In Defense of Long Par 3s
Justin Thomas and Viktor Hovland were recently critical of long par 3s. We're here to defend them.
www.thefriedegg.com
June 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Long par 3s have taken a lot of flak recently from players, media, and people in my mentions on the other site. It's up to me to be the voice of reason. www.thefriedegg.com/articles/gol...
Who could have foreseen that the downstream effects of letting billionaires make unlimited contributions to political campaigns would be weird and bad
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Who could have foreseen that the downstream effects of letting billionaires make unlimited contributions to political campaigns would be weird and bad
Our piece on Oakmont Country Club. I'm biased, but I think this one turned out really well. youtu.be/FSCP7NUcYII?...
The Architecture of Oakmont Country Club | 2025 U.S. Open Preview
YouTube video by Fried Egg Golf
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May 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Our piece on Oakmont Country Club. I'm biased, but I think this one turned out really well. youtu.be/FSCP7NUcYII?...
The WNBA season is the perfect length. I'm sure capitalism will eventually force it to expand, but five months and 40-something games plus playoffs is 👌. If only the NBA (not to mention the PGA Tour) could get to that size.
May 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The WNBA season is the perfect length. I'm sure capitalism will eventually force it to expand, but five months and 40-something games plus playoffs is 👌. If only the NBA (not to mention the PGA Tour) could get to that size.
"Soggy Quail Hollow" is such a laughably obvious spot for Rory McIlroy that I fear he's headed for a missed cut
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Soggy Quail Hollow" is such a laughably obvious spot for Rory McIlroy that I fear he's headed for a missed cut