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Gary Linton
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I don’t do too much talking these days.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm turning it off.
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The St. Louis Blues don't know how to prevent goals. They just don't know how to do it.
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This St. Louis Blues game is starting out on a bad note.
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Worst movie to bring to a Halloween movie watch party that you think is going to be appropriate because you don’t really know movies: Dead Man from director Jim Jarmusch.
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's a foul ball.
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t really want the Dodgers to go to the World Series. So I’m going to need the Brewers to play better.
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I like Ron Wood’s version, but Jay Farrar’s voice elevates “Mystifies Me” to a stone cold classic. The ache!
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I don't know much about football and I don't gamble often, but I'm feeling pretty good about the bet I just placed. Commanders: 73 - Packers: -3.14159
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
People are going to try to bend that iPhone Air.
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Apple: "AirPods work better when everybody wears AirPods. Even babies."
September 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I really need to visit San Francisco.
September 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He's talking about AirPods!
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Changing the channel to the US Open final from the Steelers/Jet game. I feel comfortable in this decision.
September 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Does anyone like interviews during the game? They don’t really provide any insight. I don’t need to here from Pegula’s coach right now.
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Pegula takes the first set. I did not see that one coming. #usopen
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m leaning towards watching US Open semifinals instead of nfl football tonight.
September 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The St. Louis Cardinals have a losing record against the Colorado Rockies this year.
August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A phrase I find myself saying too much. “Sorry, Siri, I was talking about Sara's sari that held the sera.”
June 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Watching the St. Louis Cardinals on AppleTV+. I’m sorry, but these announcers are just no good. They kept saying Walker, who was hit by a pitch, was on base because of a walk. Get it together!
May 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow, the Cardinals are finding a way to lose the day game against the Mets. I’m shocked.
May 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think the show ALF would have been better if he had actually eaten the cat.
May 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I dislike both the Stars and the Avalanche. But I dislike the Avalanche more, so I’m rooting for the Stars tonight.
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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My new picture book with Tim Miller, SADIE MOUSE WRECKS THE HOUSE, comes out TODAY! Pick it up at your local book store TODAY! (Tomorrow would also work.)
We're only one month from the release of my new picture book SADIE MOUSE WRECKS THE HOUSE, by me and master-artist Tim Miller! In stores April 22nd! See a good mouse go bad! www.harpercollins.com/products/sad...
April 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
St Louis Blues leading 4-0 after the first period. If my calculations are correct, they’ll win this game 12-0. #StLBlues
April 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM