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el
@gasstationproduce.bsky.social
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botanist of sorts, western US oxymoron. plant freak. chaos gremlin. evil ray of sunshine. friendly ghost. find my art here --> https://thursdaysaturday.square.site
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if you're gonna touch grass, you should at least know that it's a monocot. that means it's only got one cotyledon! obviously. lil baby leaves that you get to gaze upon.
welp, I can't clock in to work or school so I guess it really is time to go touch some grasses.
it's your time to shine, fescue!
you can also touch rushes or sedges if you so desire, technically grasses are just Poaceae. The graminoids may bring you clarity!
government - down
internet - down
the people - down

maybe a good day to touch grass
I can't buy a 2026 calendar because I can't envision anything about the future.
make the rocks sad so they can be my friends.
reading about population ecology and I keep coming back to issues we face as a society - we need each other, we help each other, we are social creatures and from a basic mathematical standpoint, we are better together.
my notes from lecture - avoid the extinction vortex, let's be prosocial.
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
wetlands wetlands where have you gone? oh the snow falls as rain and all your water is agriculture returns. no worries, we'll build a bigger dam.
the temperature cools and suddenly I feel like running and dancing and screaming into the void about everything again.
fuck summer and fuck climate change and fuck everyone who wants queer people to cease existing.
a metaphor
it's the diverse community of humans in your life, the people you interact with and those you pass on the street.
it's your knowledge love & your ability to share it.
it's literal with food herbs flowers & all that you share with the creatures of this land.

grow a garden, plant the seeds
never underestimate the stupidity of people, including yourself.
never stops beeping beep beep beep beep
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i think america would be a better place if everyone just stopped paying attention to politico til they went out of business.

there’s no “autism problem” just like there’s no “trans debate.” both of those things are eugenics.

both questions are really “should these subhumans be allowed to exist?”
there's a cricket living inside of my apartment and I like that it sings to me while I fall asleep.
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it is hard to focus on my little job when people in government are talking about forcibly institutionalizing trans people idk
the devil wears a shirt that says "frogs" and it barely covers their tits.
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as an environmentalist, i always eat my single use plastics so they don't go to waste
I am more than my social security number.
since we don't get drafts we just get half finished posts with intentions to come back eventually. (please give us drafts!)
still pretty much only hiking at night because it's still too hot during the day. long covid sucks the most to me because it made my sensitivity to heat x100 and I live in the desert and climate change has made a place I love kind of intolerable to live in for 5 months of the year.
a tool to spread whatever ideas you want!
unfortunately most ideas are shit.
brb I'm shape shifting into cattail seeds to attend a secret rendezvous of witches and if you try to follow the nymphs will drown you.