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@gaycob2.bsky.social

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greedy-guts type Manchester, 🏳️‍🌈, he/him, 🍉

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jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · Jul 28

Confirmed skinny thank you Gajep

Gajep. @gajep.bsky.social · Jul 28

I have no sympathy for you. This viewpoint is mainly because you still are a slim guy (and very attractive). You greedy-guts types have life easy. I despise you as much as I admire you. Please be assured that I have no intention of swearing as that would be plainly rude. Have a peaceful day.

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 2d

I’m the only one at Marina Abramović not dressed in all black with a bob cut

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 3d

Reported for libel and hate speech x

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 3d

You giving advice on cleanliness?

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

Which are you?

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

vs the photos I take of Keiran (I don’t know how to use a film camera properly)

fnaf 2 video cam

deeply underexposed image of a handsome man

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

My hummous got swapped out for caramelised onion hummous in the shopping delivery.

This stuff is inedibly bad, I cannot see who the target audience is. It tastes like it’s gone off and it smells even worse

(Two pots swapped, both in date, both the same so unlikely it was rancid)

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

Incorrect Jimmy

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

I wish it was longer but it’s very fun. I would also like to try Peans now

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

(It’s milk)

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 5d

I quite literally could not explain this game to anyone who hasn’t played it

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 6d

*FASCISM not facial 🫨

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 6d

Brat summer was kind of like our Weimar era when you look at the rise of facial during and since

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 8d

I then went on to sprain my ankle and also concuss on of the opposition with my own head.

Physically I am in bits right now

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 8d

Still impressed by the fella who got tackled next to me earlier and on his way down managed to kick me square in the sternum

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

I love voting no on everything in shareholder votes jsut to fuck with them

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

I should bald her

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

The oracle has deemed death by pear

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

Oops, that’s on me. 1/5 was my review haha

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

No one asked but the new Taylor Swift album is egregiously dull.

Not a single song making any sort of impression outside of being generic slow pop, they all blend together into a softly sung mush.

Also ‘Actually Romantic’ is unnecessarily mean spirited.

1/5

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 11d

can’t sleep because it’s too hot for a duvet but too cold for a blanket

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 12d

Canned!

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 12d

It tastes like they’ve faxed it there

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 12d

Glad to be back in the UK actually where we have REAL Pepsi Max and not the awful Maltese Pepsi Max

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 12d

A balmy 13 for me

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 12d

I’m preparing you for the waterworld