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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied.
@gcraftycraft.bsky.social
150 followers 56 following 2.2K posts
Lost in a forest with a stack of pancakes.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 1h
Ya got patch'd, son!
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 14h
🎶It used to be FUR, but it's ooooover now! 🎶
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16h
I made this a little bit ago.
You're welcome.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 17h
Thanksgivineh
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 17h
It's Canadian Thanksgiving, so of course it's on a weird date.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 19h
HAPPY EARLY HATE-BIRD DAY, OGRE!! 🦃🦃🦃
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 19h
"We put the HO in looking Hot!"
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 1d
Namastatas was RIGHT THERE, Shelley!
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 1d
A relax-shaped breast simply means your knockers have reached enlightenment.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 2d
I get a store brand frozen breakfast sandwich. A few months ago they were 6.98 for a box. NOW they are 8.98 for the same box.

I'm rather upset.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 2d
I only know modest capes 😩
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 2d
Our high tomorrow is 91 😭
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 2d
🎶IN THE AARRRRRMS OF AN ANGEL FLYYYYYYY AWAY FROM HERE🎶
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
More like Waiting for a REFUND! 🤣
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
"Shelley is falling apart, but she has the slickest ear canals on the east coast!"
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
Buda
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
Live. Laugh. Lunging.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
I mean, half the fun of a donut is dunking it into your coffee.
This feels like cheating.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 3d
I saw Lee Greenwood at the rodeo when he had his ONE and only hit in the early 80s.

He was such a one hit wonder, he was the opening act for Barbara Mandrel.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 4d
New drag name just dropped.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 4d
Fid?

"Why the FUCK did ..."
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 4d
OMFG WHY FID THEY THINK THAT WAS SOMETHING WE WANTED!?!?!

The way I unsubscribed from that thing!
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 4d
Do I realize there is an absolute need for these foundation garments?

Yes.

And I currently cry-laughing at that picture?

That's also a yes.
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gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 5d
Front bumper or back bumper?
a cartoon drawing of a cat making a face with its eyes closed
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat making a face with its eyes closed
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