Crafty, as implied.
@gcraftycraft.bsky.social
Lost in a forest with a stack of pancakes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Please understand, "I, Robot" is one of my favorite trash movies, but I H A T E W1ll Sm1th.
He's an asshole in the movie and honestly, the real villain.
But still, this is peak garbage and it holds a special place in my heart.
Honestly, I keep it around for Alan Tudyk and the lady doctor.
He's an asshole in the movie and honestly, the real villain.
But still, this is peak garbage and it holds a special place in my heart.
Honestly, I keep it around for Alan Tudyk and the lady doctor.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Please understand, "I, Robot" is one of my favorite trash movies, but I H A T E W1ll Sm1th.
He's an asshole in the movie and honestly, the real villain.
But still, this is peak garbage and it holds a special place in my heart.
Honestly, I keep it around for Alan Tudyk and the lady doctor.
He's an asshole in the movie and honestly, the real villain.
But still, this is peak garbage and it holds a special place in my heart.
Honestly, I keep it around for Alan Tudyk and the lady doctor.
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
Holy shit, you weren't kidding about purple today.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding about purple today.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
Holy shit, you weren't kidding about purple today.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding about purple today.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There's some global ChatGPT outage that I'm gonna have to wait out because if I have to send the email I need to send with my own words, imma have to visit the HR office and I ain't got time for that today.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There's some global ChatGPT outage that I'm gonna have to wait out because if I have to send the email I need to send with my own words, imma have to visit the HR office and I ain't got time for that today.
@stangleskid.bsky.social
Damn girl! Who do you know in the marketing department at El Arroyo!? 🤣
Damn girl! Who do you know in the marketing department at El Arroyo!? 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@stangleskid.bsky.social
Damn girl! Who do you know in the marketing department at El Arroyo!? 🤣
Damn girl! Who do you know in the marketing department at El Arroyo!? 🤣
I had to sit in a folding chair today for like 4 hours so if any of you with small children would let me rent them out for half an hour so they can tap dance on my lower back while wearing cement shoes, that would be great because I can't move 😭.
a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying
ALT: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying
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November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I had to sit in a folding chair today for like 4 hours so if any of you with small children would let me rent them out for half an hour so they can tap dance on my lower back while wearing cement shoes, that would be great because I can't move 😭.
Saw this at the store.
Science has gone too far.
Science has gone too far.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Saw this at the store.
Science has gone too far.
Science has gone too far.
@checkwithscience.com
Please understand, I will always send these to you. If I stop, assume I'm dead.
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Please understand, I will always send these to you. If I stop, assume I'm dead.
www.instagram.com/reel/DPyg_dP...
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November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@checkwithscience.com
Please understand, I will always send these to you. If I stop, assume I'm dead.
www.instagram.com/reel/DPyg_dP...
Please understand, I will always send these to you. If I stop, assume I'm dead.
www.instagram.com/reel/DPyg_dP...
I live in a pretty active neighborhood. Lots of families with all ages of kids.
This is my first Halloween, but I'm not passing anything out because I wanted to feel it out this time.
HOWEVER there is no one on the street. Like NO ONE. It's pitch black out there and no one is trick or treating.
This is my first Halloween, but I'm not passing anything out because I wanted to feel it out this time.
HOWEVER there is no one on the street. Like NO ONE. It's pitch black out there and no one is trick or treating.
shrek and a donkey standing next to each other and shrek says it 's quiet
Alt: shrek and a donkey standing next to each other and shrek says it 's quiet
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November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I live in a pretty active neighborhood. Lots of families with all ages of kids.
This is my first Halloween, but I'm not passing anything out because I wanted to feel it out this time.
HOWEVER there is no one on the street. Like NO ONE. It's pitch black out there and no one is trick or treating.
This is my first Halloween, but I'm not passing anything out because I wanted to feel it out this time.
HOWEVER there is no one on the street. Like NO ONE. It's pitch black out there and no one is trick or treating.
@piegoblin.bsky.social @shelleyelwood.bsky.social
I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXAAQPM/
I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXAAQPM/
#cosycrime #britishtv #comedy #Poirot #marple
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October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@piegoblin.bsky.social @shelleyelwood.bsky.social
I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXAAQPM/
I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXAAQPM/
A house in my neighborhood has some inflatable Halloween decorations in their yard.
One is skeleton.
One is a witch.
One is Frankenstein.
And the last one is a giant inflatable COWBOYS logo.
I know nothing about football but I do know the Cowboys' record is absolutely terrifying 🤣
One is skeleton.
One is a witch.
One is Frankenstein.
And the last one is a giant inflatable COWBOYS logo.
I know nothing about football but I do know the Cowboys' record is absolutely terrifying 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A house in my neighborhood has some inflatable Halloween decorations in their yard.
One is skeleton.
One is a witch.
One is Frankenstein.
And the last one is a giant inflatable COWBOYS logo.
I know nothing about football but I do know the Cowboys' record is absolutely terrifying 🤣
One is skeleton.
One is a witch.
One is Frankenstein.
And the last one is a giant inflatable COWBOYS logo.
I know nothing about football but I do know the Cowboys' record is absolutely terrifying 🤣
"I had some mid-tier sausage the other day."
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October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"I had some mid-tier sausage the other day."
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This thing has absolutely watched someone sleep without them knowing.
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This thing has absolutely watched someone sleep without them knowing.