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@geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy
babblin of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, t ball coach, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
babblin of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, t ball coach, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
Pinned
Lmao I’m such a drama queen
Anyway cried it out and im good no longer crashing out
Gotta put a muzzle on myself
Anyway cried it out and im good no longer crashing out
Gotta put a muzzle on myself
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Lmao I’m such a drama queen
Anyway cried it out and im good no longer crashing out
Gotta put a muzzle on myself
Anyway cried it out and im good no longer crashing out
Gotta put a muzzle on myself
Typed out a pointed rant but deleted it
Bottom line
Theme of my life for a year
Victim mindset can make you be ok with behaving in intentionally harmful ways Interpersonally!
Bottom line
Theme of my life for a year
Victim mindset can make you be ok with behaving in intentionally harmful ways Interpersonally!
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Typed out a pointed rant but deleted it
Bottom line
Theme of my life for a year
Victim mindset can make you be ok with behaving in intentionally harmful ways Interpersonally!
Bottom line
Theme of my life for a year
Victim mindset can make you be ok with behaving in intentionally harmful ways Interpersonally!
Lmao
Anybody else wanna step on my HEART? I need more cannon fodder for the album
Anybody else wanna step on my HEART? I need more cannon fodder for the album
anybody else wanna step on my
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Lmao
Anybody else wanna step on my HEART? I need more cannon fodder for the album
Anybody else wanna step on my HEART? I need more cannon fodder for the album
anybody else wanna step on my
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
anybody else wanna step on my
Time to reread preacher methinks
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Time to reread preacher methinks
Making an album coming for your asses with sounds and emo bullshit
laboratory season baby
Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee
Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
laboratory season baby
Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee
Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Making an album coming for your asses with sounds and emo bullshit
laboratory season baby
Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee
Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
laboratory season baby
Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee
Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
Sleepy today ~_~
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Sleepy today ~_~
boy taught me to play commander and is making me dinner now 🥺
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
boy taught me to play commander and is making me dinner now 🥺
mtg date with my boo
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
mtg date with my boo
push up szn
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
push up szn
Other thing my brain does is imagine the elderly ladies around me as they might have been when they were little girls and make me tear up in the sauna
waaaaaah life is so just so
ahhhh mono no aware aaaaah Arrowed
waaaaaah life is so just so
ahhhh mono no aware aaaaah Arrowed
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Other thing my brain does is imagine the elderly ladies around me as they might have been when they were little girls and make me tear up in the sauna
waaaaaah life is so just so
ahhhh mono no aware aaaaah Arrowed
waaaaaah life is so just so
ahhhh mono no aware aaaaah Arrowed
walked by someone doing aggressive hip thrusts on a machine not designed for them, my brain helpfully renamed hip thrust with new assigned label, “fucky wuckies”
now stop what u doing and gimme 3 sets of 20 fucky wuckies
now stop what u doing and gimme 3 sets of 20 fucky wuckies
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
walked by someone doing aggressive hip thrusts on a machine not designed for them, my brain helpfully renamed hip thrust with new assigned label, “fucky wuckies”
now stop what u doing and gimme 3 sets of 20 fucky wuckies
now stop what u doing and gimme 3 sets of 20 fucky wuckies
Finally pulling the trigger on transferring everything from Spotify to qobuz using soundiiz
breakin up w spotify bye bye
breakin up w spotify bye bye
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Finally pulling the trigger on transferring everything from Spotify to qobuz using soundiiz
breakin up w spotify bye bye
breakin up w spotify bye bye
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At this point we should all try to be the misinformation we want to see in the world
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
At this point we should all try to be the misinformation we want to see in the world
Pretending I didn’t read this so I can continue to merrily attempt to convince my strip club customers to go home and try it
Lol sorry it's been debunked a bunch of times!!
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Pretending I didn’t read this so I can continue to merrily attempt to convince my strip club customers to go home and try it
Listen if I had balls you bet your sweet ass I would have tried this by now
Ball-havers: have you ever dipped your balls in soy sauce for science and IF SO did you taste it
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Listen if I had balls you bet your sweet ass I would have tried this by now
It worked î sold two more vips back to back to a sweetie pie from Kuwait
the middle eastern student boys are always the nicest and most respectful lil sweeties!!! I stg!!!
the middle eastern student boys are always the nicest and most respectful lil sweeties!!! I stg!!!
Another setback… setting up for another comeback let’s get this bread
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
It worked î sold two more vips back to back to a sweetie pie from Kuwait
the middle eastern student boys are always the nicest and most respectful lil sweeties!!! I stg!!!
the middle eastern student boys are always the nicest and most respectful lil sweeties!!! I stg!!!
Ball-havers: have you ever dipped your balls in soy sauce for science and IF SO did you taste it
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Ball-havers: have you ever dipped your balls in soy sauce for science and IF SO did you taste it
New favorite point of conversation with customers is the debated fact that balls have taste receptors and one can in theory dip one’s balls in soy sauce to taste it
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
New favorite point of conversation with customers is the debated fact that balls have taste receptors and one can in theory dip one’s balls in soy sauce to taste it
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Lost track of time doing what I love again, gonna be late for what I must again
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Lost track of time doing what I love again, gonna be late for what I must again
tutting! At the gym
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
tutting! At the gym
Having multiple people interested in me and existing on the internet around them low key makes me feel like Jean Gray before she learns to control her mutant powers and she is like dying of hearing other people‘s thoughts
Bc I’ve already been discarded and chewed out a few times over not being romantically interested in folks late last year and as recently as yesterday but like
Tough cookies I guess
I just wanna shut it all down it’s too much noise
Tough cookies I guess
I just wanna shut it all down it’s too much noise
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Having multiple people interested in me and existing on the internet around them low key makes me feel like Jean Gray before she learns to control her mutant powers and she is like dying of hearing other people‘s thoughts
made a “don’t flirt with me im spoken for” story on ig and I already can sense a disturbance in the force about it bc there are at least 3-6 people who have been orbiting me with intent to date me watching my shit and as they see the story I’m like a a a a a
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
made a “don’t flirt with me im spoken for” story on ig and I already can sense a disturbance in the force about it bc there are at least 3-6 people who have been orbiting me with intent to date me watching my shit and as they see the story I’m like a a a a a