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jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy

babblin of the great electric council

can control shawty u can’t control, shawty

accidental gutter princess, t ball coach, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
Pinned
Lmfao possessed as hell
Doing a story sale of canvases on IG rn

Go scope, buy my work :)

Mama needs a new fridge

www.instagram.com/iko.x172?igs...
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
mood board
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Making an album coming for your asses with sounds and emo bullshit

laboratory season baby

Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee

Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
the boy out here giving me support, lil pep talks and rubbing my sore muscles without being asked, taking cute candids of me, planning dates w me
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Lmao I’m such a drama queen

Anyway cried it out and im good no longer crashing out

Gotta put a muzzle on myself
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Typed out a pointed rant but deleted it

Bottom line

Theme of my life for a year

Victim mindset can make you be ok with behaving in intentionally harmful ways Interpersonally!
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Lmao

Anybody else wanna step on my HEART? I need more cannon fodder for the album
anybody else wanna step on my
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
anybody else wanna step on my
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Time to reread preacher methinks
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Making an album coming for your asses with sounds and emo bullshit

laboratory season baby

Shameless emotional baby pop diva time baybeeeee

Like if lady Gaga and gerard way and Sabrina carpenter had a baby baybeeeee
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Sleepy today ~_~
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
boy taught me to play commander and is making me dinner now 🥺
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
mtg date with my boo
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
push up szn
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Other thing my brain does is imagine the elderly ladies around me as they might have been when they were little girls and make me tear up in the sauna

waaaaaah life is so just so

ahhhh mono no aware aaaaah Arrowed
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
walked by someone doing aggressive hip thrusts on a machine not designed for them, my brain helpfully renamed hip thrust with new assigned label, “fucky wuckies”

now stop what u doing and gimme 3 sets of 20 fucky wuckies
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Finally pulling the trigger on transferring everything from Spotify to qobuz using soundiiz

breakin up w spotify bye bye
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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At this point we should all try to be the misinformation we want to see in the world
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Pretending I didn’t read this so I can continue to merrily attempt to convince my strip club customers to go home and try it
Lol sorry it's been debunked a bunch of times!!
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Listen if I had balls you bet your sweet ass I would have tried this by now
Ball-havers: have you ever dipped your balls in soy sauce for science and IF SO did you taste it
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It worked î sold two more vips back to back to a sweetie pie from Kuwait

the middle eastern student boys are always the nicest and most respectful lil sweeties!!! I stg!!!
Another setback… setting up for another comeback let’s get this bread
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Ball-havers: have you ever dipped your balls in soy sauce for science and IF SO did you taste it
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
New favorite point of conversation with customers is the debated fact that balls have taste receptors and one can in theory dip one’s balls in soy sauce to taste it
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM