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Geoff Tebbetts
@geofftebbetts.bsky.social
Cincinnati Soccer Talk host / writer, Nihongo nerd and translator, can push you out of a sumo ring properly
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Okay, many followers all of a sudden. Fab.

I had the shackles removed here, so if you’re here for the soccer reportin’, I can do that.

also:

- massive manga nerd since 1993
- Spurs, Roma, Montedio Yamagata high on my docket
- love a good Old Fashioned
- won a chili cookoff this year
- 日本語 jouzu
Dollar General more like Dollar Jennifer
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why I always stop in Asheville.
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Enjoyed a good discussion and dissection on the #AllForCincy season with Nate.

Go check out his Substack scribblings for more analysis: preseasonstreams.substack.com.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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JERSEY SWAP: We crunch the #AllForCincy numbers like an orange and blue nutcracker to end the 2025 season. In-house stats guru @nrgilman.bsky.social helps us examine what ultimately cooked FC Cincinnati’s holiday goose. cincinnatisoccertalk.com/2025/12/11/s...
S10 E46 Jersey Swap - Season Wrap-Up - Nate Gilman - Cincinnati Soccer Talk
The sun has sadly set on FC Cincinnati for 2025. At least we can take pride in taking down our in-state rivals, but the cataclysmic wipeout against the eventual MLS Cup winners left fans searching for...
cincinnatisoccertalk.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Glad there is an HHS spokesperson cited in this article.

Fuck you, Andrew Nixon.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At least having the MLS Cup final in the afternoon means that Miami fans will completely forget about it by 10pm.
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A few things can be true:

1. Miami is an incredible team and deserved the win.

2. Javier Mascherano is the worst head coach in MLS.
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Congratulations, Miami.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Also: Mascherano is everything you do not want your head coach to be
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Congratulations, the Garberbucks are now redeemable
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We can never have anything fun.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🎶 Mingling the balls with their fingers
ONE HOUR
🎶 Giving awards to the Prez
TWO HOURS
🎶 Killing me softly with this draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Trump will go into a diatribe about how he saved the country he picked and that their tariff will be increased if they don’t personally thank him.
HAHAHHA TRUMP IS HELPING DRAW THE GROUPS
i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ...

but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wow. He honestly did the meme.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The “FIFA Peace Prize” is just so chillingly fake, especially after so many people died constructing the infrastructure for the last World Cup.

Hope the President can remember what the prize was for a year from now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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We were told for so long that there shall be no politics in the football.

In fact, we were told that exactly by Gianni Infantino's predecessor.

And I am told on a regular basis by countless Philadelphians to stick to sports.

So, who's not sticking to sports these days.
There is a very serious point to be made here on a mere football organisation publicly pushing such politicised interpretations of global diplomatic deals and talks.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Where’s the shoe thrower when you really need him?
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Don’t think I’ve ever been this saddled by a common cold before. Everything in my ribcage hurts.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Decisions Made

On November 26th, FC Cincinnati started the process of building their roster for the 2026 season by announcing which players' contract options they decided to exercise and which to decline. This was the first step in what should be a busy offseason for Chris Albright and company.…
Decisions Made
On November 26th, FC Cincinnati started the process of building their roster for the 2026 season by announcing which players' contract options they decided to exercise and which to decline. This was the first step in what should be a busy offseason for Chris Albright and company. Option Decisions The club chose to exercise the contract options for Tah Brian Anunga, Teenage Hadebe, Stiven Jimenez, Evan Louro, Kenji Mboma Dem and Matt Miazga, while declining the options for Kei Kamara, Yuya Kubo, Alvas Powell, and Brad Smith.
cincinnatisoccertalk.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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We need to start giving the MLS Supporters’ Shield the love it deserves 🛡️❤️
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trump, putting the “narco” in “narcolepsy”.
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Evening All, CST will not be on tonight. We will be back next Monday, December 8th, with a 2025 season wrap-up episode.
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
BRIAN WHITE TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
An MLS Cup final in Miami is going to conjure every single MAGA celebrity and influencer.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM