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Travel. Beer. Cycling. Golf. Good food. Watford FC. Occasional vegetarian. Quizmaster. More beer.

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geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 7h

Pointless stats are ruining football. This is a wonderful example.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 7h

That's the plastic food from my grandchildren's toy kitchen

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 7h

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geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

Fair enough. Last year in our friend group a mate died. Another close friend didn't go to the funeral. The reason - "well, he's not coming to mine".

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

OK, but you should pay more for your seat as you big fat fuck costs more in aviation fuel

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

Don't fret Keith, I think you're safe.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

Why does it drive you mad Sarah? Is it cuz you is racist?

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

*Googles Zapp Brannigan.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 1d

Good. We need at least some soft left in this evermore Conservative government

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 3d

I've just had 5 mate. It's Thwedfriday

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 3d

Denise. He knows.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 3d

His mum? Nope, she's dead

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 3d

Rangers and Aberdeen showing the rest of Europe how shit Scotland are at football 🤣🤣🤣

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 4d

This is the equivalent in the UK of Keir Starmer demolishing Big Ben and replacing it with a helter skelter without asking for permission.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 4d

Dos cerzeva por favor pal.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 4d

Been single for 9 years then Keith?

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 5d

I think the "how" may have involved 2 tins of Stella and a bottle of Merlot.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 5d

Brilliant. This transaction caused 1 person (you, Mr Dickbrain) to lose £300 rather than innocents losing £3000. The scammer did the world a favour.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 5d

What's the password? IMADETHISUP

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 6d

The fact that their pizzas are not great is also a significant factor

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 6d

Also, I miss telling American tourists they need to take the Metropolitan Line to Chesham if they want to see Buckingham Palace

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 6d

What a twat. He's from Luton, he should support those scummers, not the Tel Aviv scummers.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 6d

Nice tip. The OP should create one of those annoying Reels videos showing us how it's done.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 7d

Prioritise his mental health. My arse. He needs to prioritise how not to be a fucking racist scumbag.

geomarkieb.bsky.social @geomarkieb.bsky.social · 7d

At least Zack doesn't need to sort out how not to be a cunt, does he Clarkson?