@geomarkieb.bsky.social
Travel. Beer. Cycling. Golf. Good food. Watford FC. Occasional vegetarian. Quizmaster. More beer.
I appreciate that Fulham needed to wear an alternative strip so they didn't clash with Newcastle this evening. However, they now clash with the pitch. Come on ref, sort it out. #NEWFUL #CarabaoCup
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I appreciate that Fulham needed to wear an alternative strip so they didn't clash with Newcastle this evening. However, they now clash with the pitch. Come on ref, sort it out. #NEWFUL #CarabaoCup
Cameron Menzies, disgusting display at the #WDC today. Show some respect to a young opponent who beat you fair and square. I hope any earnings from being a 1st round loser are charged as a fine. Well played Charlie Manby. 🎯
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cameron Menzies, disgusting display at the #WDC today. Show some respect to a young opponent who beat you fair and square. I hope any earnings from being a 1st round loser are charged as a fine. Well played Charlie Manby. 🎯
Picked up #HitmanAnders at a charity book sale in the summer having previously read Jonas Jonasson's 100 Year old man....
Finally got round to reading it on a pre-christmas trip to Lanzarote. Very funny and a great little plot. ##BookSky #BlueSkyBooks
Finally got round to reading it on a pre-christmas trip to Lanzarote. Very funny and a great little plot. ##BookSky #BlueSkyBooks
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Picked up #HitmanAnders at a charity book sale in the summer having previously read Jonas Jonasson's 100 Year old man....
Finally got round to reading it on a pre-christmas trip to Lanzarote. Very funny and a great little plot. ##BookSky #BlueSkyBooks
Finally got round to reading it on a pre-christmas trip to Lanzarote. Very funny and a great little plot. ##BookSky #BlueSkyBooks
Paul Lumber. Timbeeerrrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Paul Lumber. Timbeeerrrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣
Yuki Tsunoda, you're a cunt #AbuDhabiGP #F1 #RedBullRacing #Verstappen #Norris #Norris Come on Lando
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yuki Tsunoda, you're a cunt #AbuDhabiGP #F1 #RedBullRacing #Verstappen #Norris #Norris Come on Lando
How the hell did VAR take 5 minutes to decide that the Forest player was obviously offside. Pathetic. VAR is broken. Get rid of it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How the hell did VAR take 5 minutes to decide that the Forest player was obviously offside. Pathetic. VAR is broken. Get rid of it.
I've not owned an i product from Apple in years. I want to subscribe to Apple TV and they are making me wait 7 days to reset my password because I can't access an iPhone or iPad. Reminding me why I abhor that company.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I've not owned an i product from Apple in years. I want to subscribe to Apple TV and they are making me wait 7 days to reset my password because I can't access an iPhone or iPad. Reminding me why I abhor that company.
Dear Keir Starmer and the Labour Party. I voted for you (again) in 2024. Your 2024 budget fucked me up the arse and so did 2025. If you think you can appease me before the next election you are WRONG.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dear Keir Starmer and the Labour Party. I voted for you (again) in 2024. Your 2024 budget fucked me up the arse and so did 2025. If you think you can appease me before the next election you are WRONG.
To any British person cheering Trump on in his assault on the BBC, it is the equivalent of turkeys voting for Christmas. You absolute tools.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
To any British person cheering Trump on in his assault on the BBC, it is the equivalent of turkeys voting for Christmas. You absolute tools.
Donald Trump, a paedo? Who'd thought it. He seems so bloody nice.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Donald Trump, a paedo? Who'd thought it. He seems so bloody nice.
It's official, the US government controls our BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It's official, the US government controls our BBC.
Andrew Mountbatten Windor is a nonce. King Charles III has officially confirmed it. To hijack a quote from one of my movies, McVicar "sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him"
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Andrew Mountbatten Windor is a nonce. King Charles III has officially confirmed it. To hijack a quote from one of my movies, McVicar "sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him"
Sarah Pochin
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sarah Pochin
Rangers and Aberdeen showing the rest of Europe how shit Scotland are at football 🤣🤣🤣
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Rangers and Aberdeen showing the rest of Europe how shit Scotland are at football 🤣🤣🤣
Stick me in a Red Bull F1 car and I'd out qualify Yuki Tsunoda. The most inept driver for many a generation. #RedBullRacing #USGrandPrix #GrandPrixOfTheAmericas #F1
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Stick me in a Red Bull F1 car and I'd out qualify Yuki Tsunoda. The most inept driver for many a generation. #RedBullRacing #USGrandPrix #GrandPrixOfTheAmericas #F1
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 7 - a song about outer space or the ocean
Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers
youtu.be/uqyeupzBUIQ?...
Day 7 - a song about outer space or the ocean
Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers
youtu.be/uqyeupzBUIQ?...
Toiler on the Sea
YouTube video by The Stranglers - Topic
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 7 - a song about outer space or the ocean
Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers
youtu.be/uqyeupzBUIQ?...
Day 7 - a song about outer space or the ocean
Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers
youtu.be/uqyeupzBUIQ?...
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
Day 6 - song with a pronounce in the title
And She Was - Talking Heads
youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...
Day 6 - song with a pronounce in the title
And She Was - Talking Heads
youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...
Talking Heads - And She Was (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
Day 6 - song with a pronounce in the title
And She Was - Talking Heads
youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...
Day 6 - song with a pronounce in the title
And She Was - Talking Heads
youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...
Only Christians who attend church regularly should be able to talk about the appointment of a female archbishop of Canterbury. Flag shaggers and pretend Christians should fuck off until they find God
October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Only Christians who attend church regularly should be able to talk about the appointment of a female archbishop of Canterbury. Flag shaggers and pretend Christians should fuck off until they find God
Dear #skysports please stop apologising for the fucking swearing at the ##RyderCup
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Dear #skysports please stop apologising for the fucking swearing at the ##RyderCup
I'm not gay but have zero issues with it. However I'm getting tired of the #blue-sky algorithm keeping filling my feed of bare chested men in need of cock. Not interested. No matter what.
September 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm not gay but have zero issues with it. However I'm getting tired of the #blue-sky algorithm keeping filling my feed of bare chested men in need of cock. Not interested. No matter what.
I challenge you to post a better song featuring the harmonica.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLe...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLe...
Wilko Johnson, Roger Daltrey - I Keep It To Myself
YouTube video by TheWhoVEVO
m.youtube.com
September 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I challenge you to post a better song featuring the harmonica.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLe...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLe...
Dear Americans, when you come to Ireland in 2027 to lose the #RyderCup AGAIN
1) Learn a new song - that U-S-A number is shite
2) If you shout "in the hole" you will be shot (although if you live in America that's a daily risk you take - especially if you are under 18 and go to school)
1) Learn a new song - that U-S-A number is shite
2) If you shout "in the hole" you will be shot (although if you live in America that's a daily risk you take - especially if you are under 18 and go to school)
September 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dear Americans, when you come to Ireland in 2027 to lose the #RyderCup AGAIN
1) Learn a new song - that U-S-A number is shite
2) If you shout "in the hole" you will be shot (although if you live in America that's a daily risk you take - especially if you are under 18 and go to school)
1) Learn a new song - that U-S-A number is shite
2) If you shout "in the hole" you will be shot (although if you live in America that's a daily risk you take - especially if you are under 18 and go to school)
The #RyderCup that biannual event that reminds you (not that you need reminding) why you hate Americans. #TeamEurope
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The #RyderCup that biannual event that reminds you (not that you need reminding) why you hate Americans. #TeamEurope
I drove around Racist Royston this morning. Jesus those guys are next level flag shaggers.
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I drove around Racist Royston this morning. Jesus those guys are next level flag shaggers.