Geordie Kakamora
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social
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Just a villainous pirate coconut from the Toon. Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
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A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!
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I'd be happy to vote Green. The only thing stopping me is that it's almost pointless I my constituency, it's a safe Tory seat (if there is such a thing anymore).
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Tomorrow I'll be walking up some hills in the Lakes with friends so we can all remember our friend who didn't make it. We'll be taking his favourite route up Helvellyn.

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British Bulldog was brutal but at least you didn't get shot (often).
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Farage should be wearing the responsibility of Brexit around his neck like the millstone it is.

As traitorous an act as there has ever been.
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Stranger Things
The Sopranos
Magnum PI
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I wonder if he'd have the same opinion if it was a bible that was burned.
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I suspect the PL have done a deal with City, fudge the verdict of the 115 charges and in return City promise not to continue being a pain in the PL's arse going forward.
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Fucking hell. Nothing says you haven't got a clue like sacking a decent manager, replacing him then sacking the replacement all within a month.
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@podonthetyne.bsky.social Just to add my thoughts on Tonali.

If he played for one of the "big 6" we'd never hear the end of how good he is and how good a deal it was getting him.
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The (current) US Government exists to enrich those within it. Farage has so far modelled his tactics on the Trump administration, there is no reason to suggest he'd be any different if he got into power.
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Over the moon to see a main stream party leader refer to the right wing press as shit rags.
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I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I?

The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us.

Folks - want a better country?

Join.greenparty.org.uk
The party even more dangerous than Starmers labour - UK's answer to Putin's communists
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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Rumour has it he placed second for the discovery of a new black hole.....................

......................the moral one at the heart of the US Government.
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Jenrick found himself in the preposterous situation where he was trying to tell @rickedwards1.bsky.social that race shouldn't come into it after he himself brought race into it.

The man is a fucking idiot and has no problem going on national TV/radio and showing everyone he's a fucking idiot.
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So....in an attempt to come across as less aloof she's host lunch where the plebs have to eat cold sandwiches and she gets a hot lunch.

Does she also sit on a thrown? Are they all on the floor.

Badenoch has such a natural flair for the gaff it unbelievable she managed to get to where she is.
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And the ball went out....yada yada yada.
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Woltemade is having his shirt pulled off his back every game.
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A BIG WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK! 😍
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Nick Woltemade is just the third Newcastle player to score in each of his first three Premier League home games for the club after Les Ferdinand in 1995 and Alan Shearer in 1996.  (Squawka)