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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · May 20

SAM: What are you up to, Norm?

NORM: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

Safe travels, George.

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 17

Hey, Spain - Joan Collins called, she wants her shoulder pads back.
#SPA
#eurovision2025

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 17

This bloke is a John Cleese character.
#EST
#eurovision2025

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 17

Fun House is much less chaotic in Luxembourg.
#LUX
#eurovision2025

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 17

Are you ready for the greatest event on the planet?

It's time for the World Cup For Gays!

What are the rules? Write a song.
Should it be good? Shut up.
How weird can it be? Yes.
What are Australia there? Because Kylie. (Whoops, they've been knocked out!).

#WorldCupForGays
#Eurovision2025

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 11

When you've got a chicken crown to use, but it's a bit hot for a full roast, then Slop Du Jour becomes Chicken, Stuffing and Gravy Wraps...
#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · May 9

This evening's Slop Du Jour is Lamb Gyros(ish)...

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 29

There are worse ways to commute in for a night shift...
#Y4SJU
*Trainy McControlFace*

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 20

Easter dinner Slop Du Jour is underway...
#HeyFatty

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 20

This morning's Easter Special Slop Du Jour is Poached Eggs on Toast.

With Salmon and Smashed Avocado for me, and Mushrooms for Gaylord, obvs...

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 20

And the Lord rose and said -
'Remember me with eggs made of chocolate that is definitely a bit different to the chocolate in bars, and by having a Bank Holiday sale, where all sofas will be half price with nothing to pay for 18 months & 0% APR.
Oh, and the little Tesco can stay open for essentials'

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 18

This evening's Slop Du Jour is Salmon En Croute with Bubble and Squeak and Parsley sauce...
#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 18

This evening's Slop Du Jour is Salmon En Croute with Bubble and Squeak and Parsley sauce...
#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 17

For this evening's Slop Du Jour we've gone Swedish...

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 10

This evening's Slop Du Jour was Singapore(ish) Noodles and Prawn Toast...

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 10

First week of classroom training complete and I've got a little bit of light reading for the weekend...
#TrainyMcControlFace

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 9

I do love it when a fridge clear out yields something rather tasty.
This evening's Slop Du Jour - Jacket Potato with Chicken and Bacon May and a salad on the side, plus chicken and bacon salad for lunch tomorrow and two pots of roasted vegetable sauce for later use...
#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 6

I don't often have sausage sandwiches, but when I do they're on super thick bread, with proper sausages and brown sauce.

There need be no further discussion on this matter.

#HayFatty

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 5

This evening's Slop Du Jour is Duck Breast with stir fried greens and gnocchi...
#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 4

It's Friday. It's 4.30. It's time for this week's edition of Nap Roulette!

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 3

Representing all the Strokers and Flautists on my way to Caffeine and Machine this evening...
@smithandsniff.bsky.social

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Apr 2

Me - 'Right, first night shift in a couple of decades, I best be good and take some food in from home!'

My Colleagues - 'We're getting a takeaway, would you like anything?'

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Mar 23

This evening's Slop Du Jour is French Onion Chicken with mash and veg...

#HeyFatty

Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Mar 23

Something about washing the car...
#HeyFatty

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Get Jamie Bacon @getjamiebacon.bsky.social · Mar 21

Sooo, first week of the new job done, finished off with some time in the new office today observing.

Next week sees my first shifts doing some proper shadowing and I'm told I'll be getting stuck in from the start.

Bring it on.

#TrainyMcControlFace